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Funny things I've heard or said at work: Tim Horton's edition
-"I used to go to school with her sister."
"Hmmm.. I wouldn't have known her...but maybe I checked out her mom." (Fucking perv)
-"If I gave you a ride home would you stay later?"
"No."
"If I hugged you would you stay?"
"No."
"If I go out with you would you stay?"
"No."
"If I made out with you would you stay?"
".......................No." (My GOD people are persistent)
-"I'll give you ten bucks if you yell out 'emo' when I help that one chic.
"Ok." [I] help the emo chic]
"EMO!!" (He didn't get the money because he was supposed to look at the chic, which he didn't do)[/color]
-"Jen fix your pants. That looks weird."
"What, you're afraid mine's bigger than yours?" (You know when you sit down, your pants sometimes make that little bulge in the front? Ya.......)\
-"God you're working here AGAIN!? You're like a dandelion: you blow them away and they still come back." (Ok so I needed a job.....)
-"I only get a 20 minute break and I spend half of it waiting to order."
"Then why'd you get in line?" (The world's full of amazing people sometimes)
-"Why'd he move here?"
"Because he's a traitor to his country." (Apparently one of the bakers was a freedom fighter)
-"We should join the war against terrorism."
"Why would I want to do that?"
"So we can go to the Tim's in Afghanistan. You think they're hiring?" (War can really screw up people)
-"Ok, all you have to do is take the snake and stick it into that little hole and if it doesn't go in all the way just twist it around until it does. Then jerk it back and forth for a few minutes until you feel water coming out. When you do, pull out the snake really fast so the rest of the water comes out." (And that, my friends, is how we clean the coffee machines)
-"This is Sandra. She's from Calgary and she's going to help with training."
"Oh man am I THAT bad?" (Wow she came all the way to train ME? I'm honoured!)[/b][/size][/i]
-"Dude she's pretty hot."
"Hey I called dibs on her!"
"What!? What makes you think you can go out with her?"
"......I CHECKED HER OUT FIRST!!" (Never work with family members)
THX a bunch Lisa!!
AWWW Shayna!!!! I LOVE this one!!! Thanks hon!
Goth
Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things. [Only when I go out though]
When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic. (Too bad there isn't one around)
You think tattoos are hot. [Not too many though]
You think odd piercings are hot. (Same with tattoos. Not too many)
You don't get along with your parents. [Most of the time]
You have wanted to dye or dyed your hair an exotic color. [Maaayyybe...]
You've styled your hair in liberty spikes. (A bitch to wash)
Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death. [Always have always will]
You like to write dark poetry. (When I'm really down)
You are into S&M. [Eww.]
You have a pair of oversized black pants. (They're not that big actually)
At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends. [Ruby Gloom should be on that list]
You listen to grunge. [Not....really]
You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps. (No, but my hoodie has a few)
You smoke cigarettes. [Smoking's for losers]
You will only date other Goths. (I'll date ALMOST anyone)
You don't really give a shit what people think about you. [My parents taught me well]
Overly happy people scare you. (CALM DOWN a bit buddy)
You like black makeup and nail polish best. [On chics, ya]
Ok so here's the deal:
I may have labelled myself the "emotionally gothic punk", but that was just a joke. I prefer to think of myself as an individualist. I'm my own person, I think what I want to think of myself, and I don't need anyone to step on that. I like to go out all in black, no matter what the ocassion. I wear a shitload of studded bracelets to the point where when I take them off, my arms feel much lighter, and I occasionally wear a choker.
I listen to my own kinds of music, preferably punk, alternative, a bit of goth, J rock, and J pop. You don't like it, keep walking. I have interests very few people have: video games, board games (preferably tabletop rpg's), card games (I pwn at Yu Gi Oh!), and I like to draw manga (japanese comics). Oh and I obsess over anime.I sometimes cuddle up to a stuffed huskie when I sleep because I think huskies are awesome dogs. If i ever see a goth lolita or an emo chic, I think of walking up to them and meeting them. Doesn't really happen but I find myself drawn to them.
I want to be liked for me, for who I am inside. If you don't think I'm "friend" material (or God help you, "boyfriend" material), then you've already failed as a human being. Do not like me for what I do, rather like me for who is standing in front of you. And girls, if we ever do become friends, do NOT fall in love with me. I'm moving in less than 1 month anyway so it won't work...
There's quite a bit on my page that explains me. If there's anything elseyou'd like to know, feel free to ask.