Your heart is racing, who are you standing next to?
your mom

Have you ever been in trouble with the cops?
yes

Have you ever stayed out past curfew?
yes

You've won free gas for 5 years, now what?
i would be excited

You have to walk home from school, how long does it take?
boo school !

Is it easy for someone to make you smile?
y ai guess

What are you going to do after this?
probly eat some more, il feeling rather parched also , so perhaps have a dink

What's been different this year?
lots of things

Meet anyone new this year?
yep

Do you like pickles?
yes

What does your last text say?
not sure , dont feel like getting my phone

random lyrics from the song you're listening to:
that girl is so dangerous
that girl is so dangerous
that girl is a bad girl
i seen her type before she's so dangerous
that girl is so dangerous
that girl is a bad girl
ohhhh yeah thats her, the
big dog tryna get her lil kitty to purr
ex man lookin at me like im Lucifer
cause he knows i will deal wit the case yes sir!

Last awkward moment?
um the conversation with a random at a veron 7-11 ?

Do you hate being alone?
only sometimes

Do you own a computer?
yes..

Where was your default picture taken?
mexico

What woke you yesterday?
nothing i just woke up

Your current mood?
not wanting to go to work

What color shirt are you wearing?
black

Last thing you ate?
bannana bread

Last thing you drank?
milk

If you could have something right now, what would it be?
hmm

Did you have a dream last night?
yes.. it was strange as uxuall

What were you doing at 11:30 last night?
sleeping !

Who have you texted in the last 48 hours?
like 8 million people

Are you in a good mood right now?
sure

The phone rings; what do you say?
FUCK YOU

What is wrong with you right now?
i have a booboo on my finger ?

Where did your middle name come from?
g-ma

How many living grandparents do you have?
3 ?

Who was President when you were born?
your mom

What was your favorite TV show as a child?
soo many

Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone?
haha no ?

When you're walking, do you stop to drink?
depends what im drinking and how briskly im walking

Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it?
u hno ?

Have you ever kissed someone in a vehicle?
i have!

Ever snuck out of your house?
haha ya

Kill or Be killed?
um depends?

Break someone’s heart or have your heart broken?
BLAH

Do you like someone right this second?
kind of .BUT IM OVER IT

Would yo uever get a tattoo?
perhaps

Are you a morning person or a night person?
night !

Do you snore?
no

Do you know anyone who has gotten an abortion?
kind of

What would you do if you opened up your front door to a dead body?
poke it

Do you like to spend time with people?
yes ?

Are you a forgiving person?
haha no

When was the last time you did the dishes?
i unloaded the dish washer today ?

Are you talking to anyone while doing this?
no

Do you want a relationship right now?
kind of

What are you about to do?
EAT

Have you ever thought someone died, when they really didn't?
um pardon?

If you could be a superhero what would you want to do?
i would fly, and be invisible.. and lurk around

Are you listening to anything?
AKON !

Where are you right now?
where the fuck do you think

Last song you sang out loud?
im singing aloud right now

Are you thinking of someone right now?
yes

Where was the last place you went besides where you are?
the store

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
no i dont think so , avril lavigne when my hair was long and stright

Do you speak any other language?
haha no

Do you dress for style or comfort?
i just .. dress..

What's the craziest thing you've done?
theirs a few fairly outragous things ive done

Favorite color(s)?
teal,purple,yellow

What is your favorite Nickelback song?
I HATE NICKLEBACK

What's wrong with you?
im still filling this out..


Last time you smiled?
a few moments ago

If you could choose any fate what would you choose?
doin it

When's the next time you will see the person who absolutely takes your breath away?
umm never ?

Does anyone hate you?
probly

Are you a jealous person?
yes very much so

Do you get 8 hours of sleep everyday?
haha no like 2

Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
yes..

Is there something you always wear?
no

How's the weather today?
blah

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
perhaps who knows probly not

Where is your father?
work

Do you know someone who likes you?
no

Do you sleep in your bra?
yuck no

Do you enjoy drama?
NO

Do you think you’re conceited?
no

Do you dress up for Halloween?
OBVIOUSLY

Last person who you hung out with ?
chelsea

Does anyone call you by your last name?
sometimes

THIS OR THAT:

Eyeliner or Mascara?
mascara

Straight or curly hair?
Straight

Hoops or dangling earings?
dangling?

Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
either ?

plucking my eyebrows makes me sneeze

we be movin into our own house

Female
1. What's her name?
CHELSAE

2. Does she have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
several

3. Would you go to disneyland with her?
yes !

4. How old were you when you first met her?
um, I believe I was in Grade 8. And we were in Socials class, drawing pictures for mr. sandhu

5. Has she ever tried to hump your leg?
often

6. Is she older than you?
yes ! i like my women more mature

7. When's the last time you saw her?
when we were having web-cam sex lastnight ... with your mom

8. When was the last time you talked to her on the phone?
last night , it was wonderful

9. Are you related to her?
We're fourth cousins... In-law.

10. Are you her girlfriend?
Yes.

11. Do you have a nickname for each other?
well she calls me fergie, and i call her DADDY

12. Do you have pics of her on your nex?
i belive so ?

13. How many times do you talk to her in a week?
Probably every day.

14. Do you think she will repost this?
already done

15. Would you live with her?
yes

16. Why is she number one on your top friends?


17. Have you seen her cry?
perhaps

18. Do you know her middle name?
it starts with a D ! ... ?

19. Have you ever been to the mall with her?
No, never. In my entire life.

20. Have you ever had a sleepover with her?
quite a few

21. If you ever moved away would you miss her?
SHE has moved away and i miss her a lot !

22. Have you ever given her something?
a happy ending ... like every day

23. Have you ever done anything really stupid / illegal with her?
haha, I believe that's what our friendship was built on.

24. Do you know everything about her?
I believe so. I'm sure there are some mysteries.

25. Does she have a job?
renting porn ( and other movies ) to the people of alberta !

27. Do you think you will be best friends forever?
But of courrse

28. Have you ever made something for her?
oh yes ! lots of things

29. Do you ever take pictures with her?
quite a few

30. Have you fought before?
only cage fighting ..

31. Is she on drugs?
mints anyone ?

32. Does she drink alcohol?
yes! like a fish ! haha

33. What's her favorite food?
MUNCH MY FAJITA, oh she also enjoys a quesadilla and a case of beer and the Phat daddy burger ...

34. Do you trust her ?
Yes!

35. Where did you meet ?
in bed

36. Have you ever seen her dance?
hhahaha oh yes. OFTEN

37. Have you ever heard her sing?
many times !

38. Do you and her have a certain saying?
haha we have way to many

39. Do you know her password?
obviously my name.

40. Do you know who she likes or who she is going out with?
every under aged boy ?

41. Have you and her ever gotten into a fight that lasted more than 24 hours?
i dont think so ?

42. Have you and her ever lied for each other?
mmmaybe

43. Does she go on the computer often?
yes occasionally

44. Have you and her gone clubing?
OH WE WILL

45. Do you know how to make her feel happy?
yeeeeeahhh i sure do

46. Do you talk to her a lot?
yes.

47. Have you licked her?
often

48. Has she yelled at you?
Of course.

49. Have you and her got into a fist fight?
only that one time ...

50. Do you know how much she weighs?
as much as your dad ?

Amy is sooo excited !
Chelsae is comming home folks ! and the adventures will begin again !
starting with me picking her up from kelowna on the 11th! ooh goody, then we will be drinking endless mini kegs whilst slomping around and such , it will be fantastic ! oh and then glorious camping and more moose filled canoeing slomp trips! and lafawnda's hatch back will be loaded down with more mini kegs !

so i was doing some thinking.

ANYONE WANNA MAKE ME A NEW PROFILE ?