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The Paradox Of Life
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time.



We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.



We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.



We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.



We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor.



We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.



We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.



These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships.



These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes.



These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill.



It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete.



Remember, spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.



Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.



Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.



Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.



Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.



Give time to love, give time to speak, and give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.



AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:



Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
 

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Beauty
The blue’s of the biggest ocean,
Color of an unmeasured size,
Spiraling with the waves’ motion,
The beauty I find in your eyes.

The colors of the autumn trees,
In weather that can only be called fair,
Colors, that for the eyes do please,
The beauty I feel in your hair.

The choir of the angels looking down,
The voice that serenades me without choice,
A voice that can turn away any frown,
The beauty I hear in your voice.

A light that to the sun couldn’t compare,
A glow that does mine heart trial,
A brilliance that is truly rare,
The beauty I see in your smile.

The warmth of the world around,
The light of all things known true,
The virtue of a young birds sound,
The beauty I see in you.
 

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Pinned Angel
Bored and in a bad mood one night..The results:

 

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My Cabin<3
So, this place is pretty much my favourite place on earth.


Picture of the outside and my dad.


The "backyard" (actually 3 acres of forest)


We have quite the view of the lake from our kitchen window.


My dad and I relaxing on the dock, making some burgers.


Going for a morning ride arround the lake by myself.


Finally, the inside; After 3 generations of guys slept in it for a week.


I miss it quite muchly, I wanna go back soon.
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A few random jokes
Yeah...I got bored so i descided to post some jokes that make me laugh Well, Enjoy

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A farmer is in is local getting drunk. After a few pints the barman asks
"Why are you here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
"Well if you must know" the farmer replies" I was milking my cow and just as the I got the bucket full she took her left leg and kicked it over"
"Whats the big deal?" said the barman
"Well I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as the bucket was about full she took her right leg and kicked it over"
"So what did you do then?" asked the barman.
"I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right. Then I sat back down and continued to milk her. Then just as I had got the bucket about full the stupid cow knocked the bucket over with her tail."
"So then what did you do?" asked the barman.
"Well I didn't have any rope left so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. And then my trousers fell down just as my wife walked in....."
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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?

"Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eyepatch"?

"A seagull dropping fell into my eye.", replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.

"Well...", said the pirate, "...it was my first day with the hook."
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Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls," and would his mother, "Please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this."

So Johnny's mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.

- First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse...

So unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.

- Ok, now take off my skirt...

And he takes off her skirt.

- Now take off my bra...

Which he does.

- And now, Johnny, please take off my panties.

And when Johnny finishes removing those, she says,

"Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school any more!"
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One day, many years after the Clinton scandal, Hillary is struck by a car and killed. Soon, Hillary finds herself at the gates of Heaven. She sees St. Peter and asks ''Can I get into heaven now?''

He says ''Soon, I have some things to take care of.''

So St. Peter leaves and Hillary looks at the scenery and sees millions of clocks lying around. Every once in a while, a clock or so would turn ahead 15 minutes. Hillary wondered why. Soon, St. Peter came back and Hillary asked ''St. Peter, What are all these clocks for?''

St Peter replies ''Each clock represents a man. Every time a man commits adultry, the clock turns ahead 15 minutes.

Hillary asks ''Where's my husbands clock?'' St. Peter replies ''Oh, it's in God's office, he uses it for a fan.''
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