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City Bus EXTRAVAGANZA
K-Rock: Damned black people not sitting at the back.. How dare they

M-Star
: They should be standing so we KNOW there's room for the white folks.

K-Rock
: They should be on top of the bus using ropes for seat belts

M-Star: No, too safe. They should be holding the bumper running behind the bus.

K-Rock: Oh my fuck.. We're going to hell.. But not before hanging all these black mother fuckers

M-Star
: Fucking rights. Who decided slavery was a bad idea? Damn them!

K-Rock: No doubt. We have to get us some of those cotton pickers

M-Star: With nothing to wear but a rag so we know they aren't thugs trying to rob us blind like they always do.

K-Rock: Jesus Christ.. family reunion.. Unacceptable

M-Star
: The nigz got off and left us with the res reunion. Native nigz.

K-Rock: Damned Nagros

M-Star
: Rofl! Just throw some listerine over there and they'll leave us alone.

K-Rock: Maybe a penny or two.. Or some cheap nat hookers

M-Star
: True that.
 

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This reminds me of him...so very much...

She left without leavin' a number
Said she needed to clear her mind
He figured she'd gone back to Austin
'Cause she talked about it all the time
It was almost a year before she called him up
Three rings and an answering machine is what she got

If you're callin' 'bout the car I sold it
If this is Tuesday night I'm bowling
If you've got somethin' to sell, you're wastin' your time, I'm not buyin'
If it's anybody else, wait for the tone,
You know what to do
And P.S. if this is Austin, I still love you

The telephone fell to the counter
She heard but she couldn't believe
What kind of man would hang on that long
What kind of love that must be
She waited three days, and then she tried again
She didn't know what she'd say,
But she heard three rings and then

If it's Friday night I'm at the ballgame
And first thing Saturday, if it don't rain
I'm headed out to the lake
And I'll be gone, all weekend long
But I'll call you back when I get home
On Sunday afternoon
And P.S. If this is Austin, I still love you

Well, this time she left her number
But not another word
Then she waited by the phone on Sunday evenin'
And this is what he heard

If you're callin' 'bout my heart
It's still yours
I should've listened to it a little more
Then it wouldn't have taken me so long to know where I belong
And by the way, boy, this is no machine you're talkin' to
Can't you tell, this is Austin, and I still love you
 

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Please await the posting of super drunk Megan with Silus after her birthday adventure at the bar.

Thank you.
 

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boom
I am now legal!
And I'm more excited for legal porn than legal alcohol.
 

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FPoBA!
Maybe I sometimes say things that are selfish and self-centered, but that's who I am, dammit.

Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too


Jean Claude Van Dam I'm fine!