If you could pick anyone dead or alive to have lunch with, who would it be?
Jeff Meville<3
Do you have any piercings/tatoos?
My ears... OOOoooo woo me go me rebellous me! Look out I might step on a pokey feather in my over protected existance
What kind of car do you drive?
My mind&vag drives the batmobile&batman
What are your "comfy clothes"?
I was born in it. I go to sleep naked walk around naked dance naked shower naked walk my dog naked Next it\'s the world HAS to happen!
if you were one of the seven dwarfs, who would you be?
Okay I\'ll be honest I AM practically a dwarf and I\'m dumb like stick so Dopey
Do you believe in heaven and hell?
I think I\'m in hell and it only goes up from the dropping off point Unless you are: Curtis Fry Cory McGuigan Ty Adams And a rapist .. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! Bwahaha
Rolling Stones or Beatles?
I think in a battle the rolling stones would roll over the beatles and get squished... but If we are talking the band I have no Idea but the lip tongue thing is pretty ho
What colour are your eyes?
KEY: Blue= Passionate Green=Sad Brown=Pissed Goldring=energized Silverring=Tierd
What sort of character would you play in a comic book (hero, humorous sidekick, villian, that abrasive newspaper guy, etc.)
HEROINE BITCH.. I shall be called \'the feathered female\' and I will be chickenized in rainbow feathers.. and a cape
Coke or Pepsi?
Pepsi, all who disagree will be kicked in the box... with an ice skate!
If you were on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition; what kind of room would you ask for?
I WANT A ROOM MADE FROM CANDY INSPIRED FROM MR WONKA AND THE gINgerBREAD MAN! AND A COCO MOO RIVER!! GO TMNT!!
If you were one word, what word would you be?
I would be fuck. FUH KAHHHH!!!! Or... for the untighers Groovy... because it rhymes with Boobie lol loosen up
Favorite Rapper
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you\'re kidding right? *insert the exorsist barf scene here*
Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt?
Cooties!! Aids!! Flesh eatting virus!!
Whats the First Thing You Notice In A Boy/Girl?
Smile, shows how far that dildo is up their ass or is they are just
What language would you like to speak fluently?
I SPEAK JENNERZ HNGLISE AND A LITTLE ENGLISH!!! ALL YOU PEOPLE WHAT IS MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!! AND HOW DARE ANYONE MAKE FUN OF ME I\'M JUST GOING THROUGH A HARD TIME L
Desktop or Laptop?
Lap-dance
Are you in love?
Love is for pansy\'s.
How many kids (or any at all) would you want to have?
4, and i want a boy first, then 2 girls, then a boy. I LOVE kids <3!!
Chocolate or other candy?
CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE!!!!!
Sour or sweet candy?
Sour (Emmerz WHOLE package of sour skittles lol good times )
Favorite hot drink?
Mmmmm Coffee (with the whole cup of sugar oh good times dally)
City or the suburbs?
City BITCHES
What is your dream job?
HOOTERS!! good times (but seriously to be a journalist)
Which religion do you choose to follow?
Free methodist Christian =D
Riding horses or riding dolphins?
hmmm HOW BOUT i could ride horses to the ocean ride a dolphin then ride Leonardo Decaprio win win win
Do you believe a good life is attainable? or is it something that is out of our control ie subject to luck etc.
It is what u make it
What is your favorite color?
strip club pink electric blue Bright orange and Amber
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
does that mean the wood chuck is going down on woody?
beach or mountain?
Beach,y should being@the earths highest elevation, where u cant breathe, it's cold snowyontop, many ivys that make u itchy, & goats that chase u off a cliff turn me on?
left handed or right handed?
righty (right tidy? *cough cough BULLSHIT cough*)
who do you count on when feeling down
Jesse, Evan, Emmerz, and Taylor
What attracts you most?
People with charisma, laugh lots, are huggy, and shamelessly flirty/ Physically I hate too much abs I mean who WANTS to fall asleep on a rock pile and if sex was done rig
Do you hold hands when you walk in public?
but of course! and hungo with my friends lol
Close your eyes for a moment, who pops into your head?
My future career as the new and talented Ashlee simpson!! Go BlondeVendetta.. where would we be without... me lol jk guys
Do you say "I love you" in the relationship?
yes, if it\'s genuine other wise no way in HELL!! It\'s cliche enough with the rate of divorse, why add to it. It\'s kinda like littering
Aliens have landed and selected you to visit their home planet. Do you go with them?
FUCK YES lemme get my pillow and undies i'm going home lol
Describe your perfect Sunday morning?
Church at 4pm so i can get there on time and NOT b tired
If you could be successful at any job in the world, what would that job be?
prostitution, Kidding journalisum
If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
Camrose get some weapons scooby gang we r commiting bloody murder!!(6)
If you could be someone else for a day, who would it be?
tinky winky! or PO!! so i could walk up to someone and b like HI MY NAME IS TINKY WINKY/PO
If you have friends coming for supper what would you cook?
Muffins blood muffins and heroine muffins and contents of whats under your sink muffinsLMAO OH GOOD TIMES!!!
What is your favourite word?
Wow, testicals, and the phrase OH CHEEZ WHIZ
What makes you cry?
pms
What makes you laugh?
I laugh at EVERYTHING I'm soooo effing smile and giggly and laugh attacky(A)
If you were an animal in the wild, what would you be?
I wanna b a mermaid, does that count?
If you won the lottery, how would you spend your millions?
either bankrupt the hiltons in an attept to show paris some humility OR go shopping and the rest goes to charity w/e works
If you could time travel to the past to correct any mistakes you feel youve made would you?
NOTHING!! that would fuck up the space time continum, we never kno the ripple effect for our actions trust me it worked out for the best! and anyone who says gets a kick
Do you believe that the cup is half empty or half full?
I believe i would like to either drink this liquid or flush it down the toilet! so uh half way done the process of being empty:)
Who was your hero as a child?
I thought casper was da BOMB
Who was your hero as a child?
I thought casper was da BOMB
What do you do for fun?
i sprinkle the world with my jennerz dust and make the world happy ;P
Are you an outdoor or an indoor person
Boff. outtie innie, really it don't matter cuz deep down.. we're all just belly buttons
If you had only six months to live, what would you do first?
kill myself leaving a note to the doctor saying haha U WERE WRONG!! this letter will self distruct in 3..2 ..1.
What 3 words would your best friend use to describe you?
better yet i'll use 2 "OH JENNERZ"
Where do you see yourself in five years?
In Collage to get my degree in journalisum living with the cast of Gossip Girl, and working at the circus part time
What are you most proud of in your life?
Being myself and realized weird is a good thing cuz it means ur not like everyone else and ellooo there r some sicky's out there!
How tall are you?
i'm the shawty! 5'5 =D gotta love me
Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have?
Doggie-Shadow 2Cats- Orange one- Band aid- Siamese one- Ice Cube Rabitts there are 16 of them lol 12 fish, and CAPO my hampster shes my baby girl, what the rockstar!!
Who do you admire most?
Ryan, He's the total package. A sweetheart, Uber Smart, SUPER SEXCI, supportive, semi-protective (not restrictive),& Sooooo Cute (the total 'S' package, batteries sold seprately
When do you plan on getting married?
I'm already married ring pop officaled and everything!! I'M A BIG KID NOW
Get the number or give the number?
give the number get the phone call.. Cory!! o cheez whiz
Romance or Kinky Sex?
Both, In one 'episode' of sex.(for lack of a better word) <3RM
How do you feel?
like i'm taking to a shrink "and how do u feel about that" *twitch twitch*
What size shoe do you wear?
9, footie footie footie footie footie footie footie footie!! lol O emmerz good times
T-Mobile, U.S. Cellular, Cingular/AT&T, or Sprint/Nextel
Psht! A CELL PHONE ANY CELL PHONE I DON'T CARE IF IT'S MADE OF STONE AS LONG AS IT TEXTS PLAYS MUSIC AND CALLS PEOPLE I'M SET FO LIFE<3
Would you rather be hot or cold?
Hot! I hate the fucking cold.... silly eskimos
Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
A leg, zomg then i could write a book of sexual positions LOL
Favorite Place to Eat?
TACO TIME NACHOS!!
Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?
CONCERT!! MOSH PIT
What is your favorite clothing brand?
diesel. But brands r fag bag I SHOP AT WAL MART
Most Memorable Past?
Good:Grade 8 Year I Luv u guys and dallas LOL jk!!! *HUGS!*
Most embarrassing moment?
well... there was this one time where i came out of my mothers vagina butt naked then with my dad was there and 5 other strangers too!!
If you had to pick one car, which would it be?
the batmobile!! if THAT don't make me a pimp i dunno what will
Your favorite Disney Films?
LITTLE MERMAID<3!!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
to get in line for lindsay lohans sex tape title "take that paris"
Do you support Paris?
I think she has the potential to b a REALLY sweet person if she wasn't rich, but she is so lets hope for less sex tapes and more movies where she dies!!
Where is Waldo?
In ur closet waiting for ur mom botch!
Favorite element?
OOOKAY bcuz this question is gay i get 3 elements. 12 carbon, 22 hydrogen, 11 oxygen.
What was your last thought?
I wonder if eeyore is sad bcuz he was made into a sock and forced to smell feet all day
Who are you going to vote for in 2008?
ME! ......wait what :S
Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?
EW! Milk and cookies no contest! U can't dunk crackers and juice UCKERS!
Favorite fruit?
kiwi, peach and pomegranate... I'm not allowed bananas anymore(A) lol j

Which is worse? A bad laugh or a bad cough?
Bad cough, it's BOTH Annoying and Contageous. Lysol Listen!
Are you a cat or a dog person?
DOG PERSON!!! *puckers up to shadow so she licks me* I loverz my puppy<3!!
Would you rather be blind or deaf?
tough without vision there is no colour and i'd walk into alot of shit BUT i would get a puppy that i can take inside. But deaf there is no music. I GUESS i'd rather b bl
Define yourself in 3 words...
Cannot Be Defined!
Do you eat cold cereal at night?
uck NO! Cereal is poop that comes from animals that go to space!
What is your favorite TV show?
The hills, a Shot at Love,& The Real World...while painting my nails and talking on the phone "and then i was like then he was like and like OMG! I KNOW OMG like no way!
Kill the spider or let it out?
Let it out! SpiderMan would b proud
Do you shower every single day?
depends, everysecond day FOR SURE, i mean for serious who has EVER used the expression "Mmmmm Ur B.O. greasy hair, and pimples are turning me on! Grease is the new soap!"
Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore?
Spare change, then c if he wants to talk (Love u Monica,Luke,&Kellie)
Boat or bus?
Boat! bus is ass i spent 2 hours on the wrong bus with a poor hobo that took a shit in his pants and it was HELL HOT! *shivers* NEVER AGAIN!
What is your favorate Pj Fabric
exuse me that's assuming u WEAR pajamas =O *wink wink* lol
Where do you want to travel next?
Camrose Bwahaha!!
What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out
with my chastity belt on i would look at him calmly and said, "i'm too old for u and i'm a girl!!!!" then take his nose and run away!!
What is your favorite food?
WEINERS....Oh grow up at least i didn't say RAW weiners
Do you read harry potter books?
PFFT! Ur lucky if u catch me reading AT ALL forget some magical hocus pocus mumbo jumbo with thick rim round glasses that is as gay as 2 men fucking!...=D
What is your favorite place?
The couch with the fire place going when Ryan and i r cuddling and he's humming in my ear aka <,Heaven,>
If you could have one super human power what would you choose?
hm.. either control peoples reactions, or fly (8)I could show u the world..(8)
Vitamin Water or Gatorade?
VITAMIN WATER, MUD,SOAP, EYE OF NEUT ANYTHING BUT GATORADE *gags for dramatic effect*
Favorite body part?
my white girl ghetto booty ;O lol but i hate feet... feet have fungi MANY FUNGI!
What do you do on fridays?
the night shift ..jk i do ryan (A) lol and on saturday and sunday and Mon... lol jk(A)
Do you like bananas?
yes... i like to eat bananas... Kim, likes to deep throat bananas lol JK luff u Kimmerz
How tall are you?
I THINK 5'4