[a]mbulophobia - 20, Female, Calgary
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Okay, sweetie, you go prance around with your hoipoloi and your tip top arrogant
pricks. You win. I cannot begin to put into words the things I've done for you. And
you have the outstanding nerve to blow it off like there's no strings attached. There
are always strings attached, and I really thought you'd be one of the people I'd hold
on to through the years. I guess not. Things really do change. Despite our best and
most liberal efforts, or one of ours at least, the falling apart was the work of time.
Slow, but effective errosion of the trusses that held something I thought was worth
more. You proved otherwise, every single year. So don't be surprised if it isn't as
warm when summer rolls around. You won't find too many questions without answers.

Peace.
 

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Lava lamps and a chance of rain.
I hope it's true. Thanks for the boots. ♥
 

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Its been a long time since I've done one of these. Party on.
In Turkish, bitches.

BIR - You're amazing to me. I must have done something right to deserve this. I'm
eclectic with joy, maybe a little lethargic, but none the less. You've saved me the trouble
of using 26 extra facial muscles to frown, because you make me smile. Excuse me while
I make like a battering ram into a wall for saying that. But my backspace button is too far
away.You're the plague. I like you.

IKI - Hey baby. You complete my soul. Your stories of the practice rooms mixed
with the words that can't be spoken on the bus truly make for a fantastic afternoon. You
flaming, flaming man. How I love thee - and how thee loves men. Damn it. XOXO.

UCH - Compare people is a bitch. I am aware I'm not a good singer, thank you
very much, mister anonymous. LOL. What a great ego-boost of an application, hey?

TORT - Well that died. And while I thought I might really give a rats ass this time,
I don't! Sorry sweetie. Three strikes, you get a cast iron pan over the head.

BESH - You're always there for me. And you know I always will be too. We are
the most unlikely of friends, but I guess that's what makes us get along so well. Besides!
We have matching diseases! Kind of... I mean, celiacs paired with lacotose does make
for quite the party. Crackers and cheese... oh fuck. I gave you a babybel today... SORRY
DUDE. MY BAD. I'll go eat a croissant to make up for it.
I love you, girl. You have a nice ass. = D xoxo!

ALTI - I do really wish our friendship had lasted longer than it did. Things really
did change, huh. Its unfortunate - but what can you do? I'm still here though.

Rockin.
 

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"I'll always be here."
Don't let me go.
 

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Empty inbox.
Fuck you. I love you. Fuck you. I love you.
 

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Smoothies and french movies.
I like this. ♥
 

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Milkshakes and rollerskates
win.
 

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Flying somewhere overhead.
Now that I remember, I don't think I'll ever forget.
 

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Happy valentines day
I think I know just what you need, it starts with "M"
And I'm pretty sure it ends with "E"
And if you don't agree, then let me try again.


 

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Arizona Cardinals - lets kick some Steeler ass today, boys.
 

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1. Your awful attempts at Don McLean kill me.
2. I love you. You're the best wife ever.
3. You fucking pissed me off. Thanks for sticking to your word - liar.
4. "Its not the tragedies that kill us - its the messes."
5. Oh FUCK. This isn't going to end well... is it?
6. You retard. You insufferable, weak, cowardly, shady mother fuck.

7. Lets do this. ♥
 

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What... the... fuck...
 

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"Keep an eye on this kid. He'll be huge in Sweden someday."
 

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"Do you know who killed Wellington?"
What row of fucking ladders did I walk under? Fuck!
 

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I'll sleep with you for a meatball.
I remember being so distraught about not remembering,
well now I remember. And let me tell you - its not all its cracked up to be.

I didn't realize that the answer to that question was another question,
nor did I realize that question is as simple as yes - or no.
 

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