A:lol no man you fail.
lol.... you told me about them
S:I did not fail. you laughed.
I heard you.
and yeah u aint be like them. BUT I DO. SO I DONT GIVE A SHIT
got it?
Just kidding. I love you!
A:whatever, im going to pon your ass tonight working out.
sucker.
suck my balls.
Just kidding. I love you!
S: haha fuck off. you totally tried to copy me at the end there
you fuck
and no you wont. your too obese to do that shit!
Just kidding. I love you!
A:i didnt try to copy you... i just did.
k?
we both know im skinny as fuck and i run very fast. too fast.
Just kidding. I love you!
S:yeah, your right.. you do run fast..
for an elephant!
just kidding. I love you!
A: god youre just getting lame!
but like on a more serious note....
can you please stop eating??
Just kidding. I love you!
S:I would if i didnt have a friend that was such
a giant PIG! like you always stuff chocolate inmy face
and you always want to eat like 24/7 its like all you do..
kind of weird. ohhh hey did your custom size 18 jeans come in yet??
not kidding.
A: u was just trying to help
...like just knowing how much you crave chocolate.
ill stop if you want me to.. maybe youll lose some weight
but ya they came in... but surprisingly they were like 10 sizes too big!
...so i saved them fror you.
when you can finally fit back threw my door you can come and get them.
S: ohh watt? they gave you a size 28??
dammnn, guess you'll have to give those to your mom or sum..
sorry man im a size 5.. they wont fit me
ohhh i forgot to tell you.. that pack 1000 king size chocolate bars you got me to buy
for you from costco the other day are still at my house
..Since your too fat and physically incapable of moving, I'll bring them over to you kay???
A: pheww that gave me a good laugh.
i bet i just lost 5 pounds with that one....
it seems to be happenon a lot.
i just keep losing weight i cant stop!
..i think you forgot the 0 with your 5... you know...? 50.
its ok sweetie.
i know youre secret.
you dont have to feel bad for eating them all. no need to pretend theyre still there.
i dont know why i keep asking you to get me those....
i know you cant resist the temptation
