Terms
1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fire.
4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is P U R E sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
8. Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Facts
1. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.
2. Try to make her laugh; it will come in handy when you don't have anything to talk about. (ALWAYS)
3. Trust each other. If you don't, just end it right now before trouble starts.
4. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved
5. Tell the truth. Don't try to impress her, she loves you for you.
6. Hearing the words I love you is a great reassurance to a girl, that she is beautiful.
7. Hugs are the best medicine.
8. Don't let your friends talk to her too much. They'll steal her away from you.
9. If you love her, tell her once in a while.
10. Take her everywhere you go with your friends. If she can't come, say you will miss her. Don't invite anyone else.
Facts every girls should know about guys
Since there isn't any "secretive terms" to us cause we like to put everything straight out, here's are 20 facts instead.
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. We go shopping with you because we adore you.
3. Crying is blackmail.
4. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
5. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
6. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
7. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but we are afraid of finding out since you are hiding it from us.
8. As much as you want to talk about past relationships, zip the lip. When you tell a guy you are still good friends with an ex, that translates to, "we still hook up occasionally."
9. Every guy has one "dorky" hobby; some guys play computer games like Everquest, others build paper airplanes. While I know you're desperate to change them, let them have this one thing, it will keep them sane.
10. If you haven't heard the expression, it goes something like this, "Bros before hoes." "Don't criticize a friend of your man unless he brings it up first."
11. Guys like compliments too. If you tell them you like their shirt, chances are they will remember and wear that shirt again.
12. If you approach it the right way, you can get any guy to watch cheesy drama with you.
13. They have probably hooked up with one of your friends, and if they haven't, they want to.
14. If a guy asks you to chill, it's okay to bring a friend the first time—from then on, save the sidekick for parties and other social events. Chances are, he wants to be alone with you.
15. If a guy seems into you but doesn't act on it, there is a chance that one of his friends wants you.
16. If a guy's Facebook status says "single," he is not your boyfriend.
17. We might talk and/or flirt with other girls but that doesn't mean we don't love you. You will always be the center of our heart, consider it a man's second nature.
18. We talk a lot with your friends not to let them steal us away from you but to keep a good relationship with them so they won't encourage you to dump us!
19. We tell you we love you because we want to hear the answer we want to hear, not some "haha, me too". Say you love us too.
20. Please please please! Just because we are guys doesn't mean our hearts aren't fragile. Don't play with it, or you just might break it.
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