Derek Loy Harris
Polar,PGSS, 12
Employed, Keg
Light Blue Eyes
Single
German

I Love To Fuckin Wakeboard!!!


Push to the limits
Not trying if not falling
Practice makes perfect



Things I Can Do On The Wake Board
Goofy:

Switch
Butter Slide
Backside Butterslide
Ollie
Indy
Method
Mute
Stalefish
Tail
Nose
180
180+Indy
Blind 360
Superman, gonna work on this trick.


Regular:

Switch
180
Ollie
Butter Slide


Lakes I've Been To This Year

West Lake 8
Purden 0
Tabour 1
Bedensty 0
Summit 2
Ness 0
Norman 0
kalamalka 3
Okanagan 5
Wood 2






I Love To Snowboard!!!!





My Top 5 Mountain's In B.C.

1. The B.C Rockies
2. Revelstoke
3. Sun Peaks
4. Powder King
5. Big White

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.


Likes

1. Chicks
2. Wakeboarding, 9 Years
3. Snowboarding, 12 Years, Almost Here
4. Partying
5. Football
6. Wake Skating
7. Snowabiling
8. Down Hill Biking
9. UFC
10. Paint balling



If vodka was water and I was a duck..
I'd swim to the bottom and never get up!
but since vodkas not water, and I'm not a duck
Pass me a drink and shut the FUCK UP!





Dislikes

1. Crashin
2. Cheaters
3. Drugs
4. People Who Give Up To Easily
5. Smoking










Music

1.Metallica
2.Pantera
3.Rob Zombie
4.Rammstein
5.Tech N9ne
6.Kataklysm
7.Lamb Of God
8.Chamillionaire
9.Disturbed



10 Reasons To Date A Snowboarder:
1. We know how to take pain
2. We know lots of "tricks"
3. We love to be on top
4. We have great balance and stabability
5. We dont mind gettin wet and dirty
6. We can keep at it for hours
7. We prefer to stay standing
8. We ride whats under us
9. We dont "play" anything
10. We can make it an ALL DAY thing

10 Reasons To Date A Mountain Biker:
1. We are good with our hands.
2. We always keep a firm grip.
3. We like to get dirty.
4. We can take a pounding.
5. We like to go fast. Really fast.
6. Once we fall down we get right back up.
7. We are ready to go again after a quick relax.
8. Skill is definite.
9. Our timing is perfect.
10. Body protection doesnt slow us down

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You Know You're From Prince George When...

1. "Vacation" means going to some small town you've never heard of for the weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of
snow during a blizzard, without flinching.
7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend
knows how to use them.
8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit.
9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled.
10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a
toque, two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 (-8000 with the wind-chill) blizzard, your eyelashes are
frozen together, your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and
you still stop at 7 Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home.
12. You actually understand these jokes






90% of the teenage population says "oh shit"
before a major car accident,
the other 10% are from Canada and say
"hold my beer and watch this"



GOOD FRIENDS will be there to take ure

drink away from you when they think you've

had enough -- but you [BEST FRIENDS]

will look at u trippin over ure own two feet &

say "bitch,drink the rest of that. you

know we don't waste that kinda shit!"

Haha is'nt that right Devon



Insert Appropriate Closing Here, Knuckleheads, Depending;;

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HOO-RAH-Marines

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