What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

Red= loud
Green= stupid
None= freaky
Fuzzy=gorgeous
Yellow= innocent
Purple= a little too happy
Black= emo
Strips= funny
Gray= skanky
Pink= preppy
Light blue= sweaty
Other= hot
White= sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?

Shorts= cutie
Skirt/skort= skank
Corduroy= faggot homosexual
Tight jeans= scene kid
Ripped jeans= emo
Cammo= cage fighter
Jeans= prep
Pajamas= pimp
Cargo= clown
Sweats= athlete
Boxers= brat
Bootie shorts= female
Pj's= ninja
Capris= Gangster
Nothing= hoe
Dickies= weirdo
Bikini bottoms= tiki girl
Other=sex addict


What is your natural hair color?

Auburn= that every one wants to make out with
Blonde= with a broken heart
Black= with a sexy smile
Dark brown= with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
Red= that likes to have fun
Brown= with a nice ass
Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
Bald= with herpes
Other= who loves to be different

who

Pick the month you were born on:

1 - ate
2 - needed
3 - killed
4 - shot
5 - killed
6 - smoked with
7 - who banged
8 - ran shirtless with
9 - stabbed horibly by
10 - cuddled with
11 - slept with
12- ran naked with


Pick the day you were born on:

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - The trojan man
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - A homo
12 - Paris Hilton
13- a horse
14 - a lesbian
15 - a stripper
16 - a pickle
17 - a shoe
18 - a lover
19 - an orange
20 - a dildo
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a whore
23 - my crush
24 - an easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a condom
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma


Pick the color of Shirt you are wearing

White - because I love marijuana
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Blue- because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because that's how I roll
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Aqua- Cause the 306CBZ kick cunt

I am a loud cutie with sexy eyes who ate a shoe because im good in bed