part 1: basics
well boys,
in this worls exsists
2 types of women
a women
and a thorimus
otherwise knwon as a creature
now
this thorimus
lurks in bushes
and dark alley ways
praying on weak hearted men.
the thorimus divides into 3 catagories
a gold digger
a slut
and a straight up bitch.
the way u can identify a thorimus
is by
its horns
on the back of the head.
it usually hase 6 eyes
and a big ass?

part 2:
now the thorimus
has 2 methods off atacking its prey
1....
it can easily lure men in
from the heart
or from the penis.
they can look realyl good
and attack you from your penis
or look realyl good
and fuck you
then give you aids.
now fellas
the thorimus
is also known
to hide on the internet.
this type of thorimus
with body shots
no face pics at all,
is known as a "pedithorimus".

thorimus part 3:
ok
now this bitch of a living species known as the thorimus
is very common, scientests have proved that
71.8% of women are thorimus, 9.2% is dikes....
that leaves 10 % of regular women
which results in only 10 % of men being happy.
now,i would like to take a moment of silence
to those of us who have suffered the wrath of a thorimis.
many women
turn to thorimuses after being dumped
very few are born that way.
and 50% of them are raised by
what we like to call
a motherius
"mother thorimus"
who is like a thormius
times 13.

final chapter
how to destroy a thorimus
rape is out of the question.
you can't risk the chance of aidss.
if you realize that your girl is indeed the mythical thorimus
you must immeadiatly:
step 1:
buy her tampons infested with crabs
step 2: tie her up while shes sleeping
step 3: a silver steak in the vagina
step 4: escape the country
remember to take as much money as possible before u escape.
if she does not turn into a normal women
she will turn into a mother thorimus
but be warned
it is exrtaordinarily
rare
for the thorimus to turn into a normal woman.
but it is a chance we have to take as men

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haydencoady#14 says:
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- αlєxis ; " & hold on to your words - cause talk is cheap. " says:
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haydencoady#14 says:
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- αlєxis ; " & hold on to your words - cause talk is cheap. " says:
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