i am batman in disguise...and yes batman is actually a chick!!! for serious!! i am also truly a unitard, which is ONE retard....and i love baseball....NOT! but i do actually love peter pan....were going to get married someday ;)... thats not true....but i do live in a box under the brigde, with my freind mr. troll...he has a jewel in his belly button and hot pink hair! no joke....i like to eat bugs especially purple ones...theyre crunchy and tasty and an excellent source of protein...which is very good for your muscles...which is very important if you play sports...which i do...sometimes i like to dress up like an eskimo and pretend im the lead guitarist in ACDC...its ratherly fun...my guitar of choice is my little sisters nike hockey stick, its marvelous...my stage is my trampoline...and my audience is all my teddy bears sitting in a row, and they love me...im gonna be a SUPERSTAR!!! someday...i like fast cars...i like to drive fast cars...i like when people drive fast cars fast...i wonder how many times i can say fast in one sentence...we'll try that another day though...how many times can you say fast in a sentence??? i really like toast...with cinnamon and sugar...im going to start a toast restaurant...you should come visit oneday. i have a cat...his name is elmo...hes very fluffy...my friends have cats too...theyre very fluffy...i like fluffy. i really like to sing in the shower...do you like to sing in the shower...its ok i promise wont tell anybody...its true im not lying, i never lie...ask anybody. once i went to japan and i saw an ice cream stand...i like ice cream...strawberry is my favorite...well i like rasberry too. and also...if i had my little way id eat peaches everyday...wouldnt you??? once i met a gangster...oh ya that was me...only im not actually A gangster...im just very gangster... thats actually a lie...a big fat one... oopps! one time i tried to ride my bike down the stairs...i fell and it really hurt...i never rode my bike down the stairs again...you shouldnt either..it hurts....i tried to sled down the stairs too that didnt really turn out too well though...i think ill just stay away from stairs....theyres a monster that lives under my bed...and one that lives in my closet...he always tries on my clothes...its weird...theyre too small for him..i feel bad though...he eats too many little children...he should go on a diet..then maybe there would be more little children.... i met santa once...i was afraid of him and cried...he gave me a super cool barbie car...and barbie house with an elevator that actually worked one year...cuz i was a good girl...i was really excited...i like moose...theyre funny....one time i fell flat on my face in front of a lot of people...bcuz i was wearing big shoes... i dont do that anymore its dangerous...i laughed...teehee...on saturday mornings i like to watch the care bears...its a very good show...so is The Kelcie....have you seen it?? well you should!!! its amazing!! like a bird...they can fly... i wish i could fly... well i can actually..but shhh its a secret..so dont tell anybody ok?!?!? im trusting you with this information.....oh man and if you actually read all of this then you are my hero...and if you dont think that im just absolutely crazy then you are a god and i shall marry you this VERY second!!! oh!

So basically I like snowboarding,
batman,
and
peter pan (he's a pimp),
lacrosse,
and.......

the rain (obviously)
well actually no, i mean yes, i do like the rain,
but i just like dancing in it better,
neat.

Also I love my sisters... a day without them is like a day without math....
and that just wouldn't be good now would it!