i think certain people (well more like a person)
should stop being so god damned self centered
honestly its the most annoying thing ever
and if you dont stop it, i will

last night was insane
i got so wasted haha
i remember everything though
random people showing up is fun too haha

‌ ễΧ | Just think you and me, could make a pretty good team, if you put your jersey on says:
i was doing 80 in my subdivision
۸ ‌ ễΧ | Just think you and me, could make a pretty good team, if you put your jersey on says:
speed limit is like 40
MARINA; the future is looking bright. says:
i doubt that!
MARINA; the future is looking bright. says:
you drive like a chinese granny
۸ ‌ ễΧ | Just think you and me, could make a pretty good team, if you put your jersey on says:
ummm thats damn fast
۸ ‌ ễΧ | Just think you and me, could make a pretty good team, if you put your jersey on says:
in their suv's
MARINA; the future is looking bright. says:
LOL no way
MARINA; the future is looking bright. says:
they drive like 15 with one of their blinkers on
۸ ‌ ễΧ | Just think you and me, could make a pretty good team, if you put your jersey on says:
no thats a chinese santa
MARINA; the future is looking bright. says:
NO WAY!
MARINA; the future is looking bright. says:
they FLY
۸ ‌ ễΧ | Just think you and me, could make a pretty good team, if you put your jersey on says:
why don't chinese people just fly, cause they do know kung fu
MARINA; the future is looking bright. says:
yeah! thats true
MARINA; the future is looking bright. says:
wait...
۸ ‌ ễΧ | Just think you and me, could make a pretty good team, if you put your jersey on says:
lol
MARINA; the future is looking bright. says:
kung fu doesnt make you fly
۸ ‌ ễΧ | Just think you and me, could make a pretty good team, if you put your jersey on says:
yes it does
MARINA; the future is looking bright. says:
we should fly
MARINA; the future is looking bright. says:
RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS.
muahahaha
۸ ‌ ễΧ | Just think you and me, could make a pretty good team, if you put your jersey on says:
i used to know a chinese guy named kevin, and he flies to work all the time
۸ ‌ ễΧ | Just think you and me, could make a pretty good team, if you put your jersey on says:
actually red bull helps to restore mental and physical alertness in times of fatigue or drowsiness
MARINA; the future is looking bright. says:
No, I know kevin..he does not fly
۸ ‌ ễΧ | Just think you and me, could make a pretty good team, if you put your jersey on says:
hes like 40
MARINA; the future is looking bright. says:
LOL i actually laughed when you said that
MARINA; the future is looking bright. says:
ya i know him
۸ ‌ ễΧ | Just think you and me, could make a pretty good team, if you put your jersey on says:
oh yeah? i used to work at the airport with him
۸ ‌ ễΧ | Just think you and me, could make a pretty good team, if you put your jersey on says:
then he said screw airplanes and like flew off into the distance
MARINA; the future is looking bright. says:
on his broom
MARINA; the future is looking bright. says:
the nimbus 2000
MARINA; the future is looking bright. says:
wait..2001
۸ ‌ ễΧ | Just think you and me, could make a pretty good team, if you put your jersey on says:
then harry potter flew by on his firebolt and asked, do you know where hogwarts is, i seem to have lost my wand and cannot get back
MARINA; the future is looking bright. says:
and then kevin said that he did not know where hogwarts was but he had some MAGIC every flavor jelly beans that would take him there
MARINA; the future is looking bright. says:
but then harry tried on and it actually wasn't magic. it was booger flavored...harry was then very angry and rode off in a rampage
۸ ‌ ễΧ | Just think you and me, could make a pretty good team, if you put your jersey on says:
then kevin accidentally leant to far trying to get harry to stay, and fell off, on the way to the ground he started doing kung fu
۸ ‌ ễΧ | Just think you and me, could make a pretty good team, if you put your jersey on says:
then he drop kicked the ground and bounced back up to his broom
MARINA; the future is looking bright. says:
then kevin chased harry on their broom sticks later they got held up by a 84 year old chinese grandma doing kung fu in the sky because she was too old school to get a broom. but then after kevin started to gain on potter because kevin had the nimbus 2001, while harry only had the nimbus 2000.
۸ ‌ ễΧ | Just think you and me, could make a pretty good team, if you put your jersey on says:
harry turned around and using his intense broom skills tried to knock kevin off his broom, unfortunatly kevin knows kung fu and crouching tiger hidden dragoned his ass, harry then reversed and headed for the ground trying to find his wand so he could have a fair fight
MARINA; the future is looking bright. says:
when they got to the ground they started to battle with yo momma jokes. harry burnt him really bad when he told kevin that his momma was good in the sac. kevin was really mad and by accident, one of the chocolate jumping frogs in his pocket knocked the jelly beans out of his pocket and one bean flew out of the box and hit harry in the eye, blinding him instantly
۸ ‌ ễΧ | Just think you and me, could make a pretty good team, if you put your jersey on says:
kevin returned with a you momma joke saying that unlike rosa parks, your mom loves it in the back of the bus, this put harry into such shock that he ended up in the hospital, kevin, saying screw it with brooms, decided to kung fu fly his way back to his crappy apartment in asian town
MARINA; the future is looking bright. says:
then he got a hooker and it ended up being britney spears.
MARINA; the future is looking bright. says:
the next morning he woke up with out a kidney and her new cd right beside him!
MARINA; the future is looking bright. says:

۸ ‌ ễΧ | Just think you and me, could make a pretty good team, if you put your jersey on says:
the end..... or is it?

That anchor man
says the fight began
somewhere in the Middle East.
The world prays for peace.
There's a single mom
just got laid off when she lost a job
to some foreign hands
in some faraway land.
Last night in Oklahoma
some twister took thirteen
and they're praying that they find
the missing three.
God must be busy.

That highway sign
went from slow ahead
to traffic's dead.
Thought it couldn't get worse
than that Amber Alert.
They say she's 4,
Colorado plates, headed out-of-state
in a Chevy van.
It's hard to understand.
You can see it in the faces
of all those highway strangers,
they're praying that God
keeps that girl from danger.
God must be busy.

And I know in the big picture
I'm just a speck of sand
and God's got better things to do
than look out for one man.
I know he's heard my prayers
cause he hears everything,
he just ain't answered back
or he'd bring you back to me.
God must be busy.

That evening news,
Ain't much changed
pretty much the same
since I left home.
Yeah that war's still on.
They found that little girl.
She was soaking wet,
half scared to death
on the side of some road.
Them prayers work, you know.
And the Bloods and Cripps are at it,
and theres a killer drought down south,
and old folks can't afford the drugs
they can't live with out.
God must be busy.

And I know in the big picture
I'm just a speck of sand
and God's got better things to do
than look out for one man.
I know he's heard my prayers
cause he hears everything,
he just ain't answered back
or he'd bring you back to me.
God must be busy.

That anchorman,
says the fightings worse,
cities burn in the Middle East.
[The] world prays for peace

these last few weeks
have been evidence on how much life can change
so fast....
i kinda miss the good ol' days

don't listen to the lyrics of a pop song



that guys a dick, hes about to cheat on his girlfriend and he writes a song about it



i got some ideas, how about not cheating on your girlfriend?


does anyone buy that? she somehow ripped out cheater mans broken heart?


hes a liar, hes a cheater, she doesn't wanna do it, understandable at this point
then his friend comes over and sais shut the door baby dont say a word

wholly shat

It's harder than it looks!
Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following...They have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.

Your name:
Alex

Famous Artist/Band/Musician:
Alan Jackson

4 letter word:
Ajax

Place:
Anaheim

Boy Name:
Achilles

Girl Name:
Amanda

Occupation:
Assistent Manager of a Place

Something you wear:
Accents

Celebrity:
Alex Trebek

Something found in a kitchen:
Apples.

Reason for Being Late:
Acciedentaly Tripped and Fell

Something You Shout:
ASSHOLE!

Body Part:
Abdomen

Engagement Ring:$2000

Wedding in Total: $50 000

Look on Your Face When You Find Out Your Wifes Been Banging The Pool Boy:


Priceless

definatly some true stuff haha