Life is all about ass;
you're either covering it,
lauging it off,
kicking it,
kissing it,
busting it,
trying to get a piece of it,
behaving like one,
or you live with one!
"Life isn't like a box of cherries or peaches.....
It's more like a box of jalapenos.
What you do today
Might burn your ass in the morning."
Post this,
If you are not scared to see, what people think of youu.
0 = Ewwwwwwwwwwww !
1 =Definetly not attractive.
2 =Decent.
3 =Fine.
4 =Fine as hell !
5 =I'd do you.
6 =Pretty damn sexy !
7 =Lovable, I LOVE YOU !
8 =I wanna make you my boy / girl.
9 =Just a friend.
10 =Sexiest person I know !
11 =Fckn gorgeous.
12 =Ya, I've checked you out a few times.
13 =I wanna fuck you.
14.=Let's get married
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT FUCK OFF MEANS?
FUCKIN RETARD.
I HATE YOU.
OK Go Grab your phone!
Answer exactly how things are in your phone
1. What color is your phone?
silver
2. Who's the first person who comes up under the letter D?
d'mama LOL
3. Who's the last person you called?
voicemail
4. Who was your last missed call from?
nelson
5. Who's the 2nd person who comes up under D?
dallas
6. Who's speed dial 2?
nobody
7. Who's the 3rd person who comes up under J?
JBizzle
9. Who's speed dial number 4?
nobody
10. What is your background?
me and nipples gettin HIIGH
11. How many text messages are currently in your inbox?
73
12. Who's speed dial 1?
voice mail
13. What's the 5th message say in your inbox?
he's weak. lol
14. Who's the 1st person who comes up under B?
bailey
15. Who was your last text message from?
santana
16. Name every person you have text messages from
santana, brittany, nipples, jami....fuck dat i'm too lazy
18. Who's the 9th person on your missed calls?
brittany
19. What does the 6th message in your Outbox say?
if you like that, i gotta show you the new ninja turtle porn i downloaded, now thats a show, lol.
^^(don't ask. LOL)
20. Who is the first name in your phonebook?
amelia
21. Who is the last name in your phonebook?
wipeout (chelsey)
22. Do you have a camera phone?
sure do
23. Who's the last person under the letter G?
nobody, i'm not that cool
24. What does the last text message say in your inbox?
haha ya. i'm fucked. wehn i come down you'll have to get drunk with me
25. Who is the second person under K?
katelyn
26. What is your ringtone?
low by flo rida
