^^Caitlin^^ - 18, Female, British Columbia
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I HAS NO FRANDS.L
I LIKE KENNY
 

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I hope your enjoying laughing now , because its going to be really fucking funny when you have no friends . =]
 

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oh mother .


*stopped at crosswalk to let random ginger kid cross*

"ITS RON !"

uhmm , no mom , its actually not . its just some kid .

"nooo ! its him ! its RONALD WEASLY!"

*starts rolling down window*
yells out her window .

"RON ! RON WEASLY !!!"

*kid starts running *

mom , if its him , why is not answering ?

"OH ! well of course hes not going to answer to ron !
RUPERT !"


later ..

"OHMYGOD! MY HORN SOUNDS LIKE A FART !!
 

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You know who you are .
I'm done. Don't you ever try to talk to me again. Ever. I'm so fucking sick of your constant bullshit. You drove me to this with your immatureity. Fuck you. I get blamed for breaking up our relationship, but last time I checked you cheated on me, told everyone everything about us and talked behind my back. You were bullshitting me the whole time, weren't you? You would tell me you loved me then as soon as someone prettier came along, I was dead to you. I hope your next girlfriend realizes you can't keep one fucking thing personal. I really wish I could go back in time to when I met you, then I wouldn't date you, because you caused me nothing but grief. Yea, I am being a ginormous bitch, but only because your an asshole. And the part that makes me the most mad is that I totally believed all your bullshit. Every. Single. Word. You know who you are, and you can go fuck yourself. Fuck you. Oh, and btw, you were a fucking mistake. I hope you realize how much you fucked me up. This is goodbye forever. I never want to see your fucking face again.


xoxo , Caitlin .
 

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camp .
hahaha , kaay , officially funnest weeek ever .

my basic routine was pretty much
Eat .
Train .
Eat .
Train .
Eat .
Tain .
Sleep .
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Canola feilds look like Alien Piss .

Taylor . Julie . Ally . Brynn . Allana . ily . <33

MONDAY
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skills testing .
"damn you tanner , you fucked up my elbow .. thanks alot man . "
"kiss it better , it'll make it feel better . "
"will you ?" =]
*Caitlin kisses Anders elbow better *
"I have aids . "
"I actually don't . I was just kidding . haha"

TUESDAY .
Adam , a little kid , who looks like someone you should put to bed atlike 8 . asks me to the dance .
"uhhhm . no . I'm sorry . "

WEDNESDAY .
*Giving Ball massages *

tanner: "I wanna give a girl a ball massage so bad ... "
*stares at Caitlin .*
"don't look at mee !"


THURSDAY .
bbq//dance .
meet creeper emo kid .

"so uhm , do you like emo people .. ?"
"not really . they kinda irritate me . I just don't really like being around them much . "
"oh . I'm emo . "
oh .

stoopid dorm deans kept threatening to take our toilet paper away ..
and it was the cheap kind .
and the boys had the good stufff .
so I stole some .
and kept it under my bed .
hahaha .

eveeryones grinding with everyone .
haha . creeper kid follows me everywhere .
no joke .
he had to be a centimeter away from me at all times .
he waited outside the bathroom dorr for me ..
"you forgot to tell mee you were leavingg ... "
that was no accident huun .


hormonal kid with a boner up your ass started grindiong frontwards with Julie .

*Julie comes over to allison and Caitlin .

"I FELT HIS BADONKERR !"

hahahahahahahahaha . ohmygod . julie you make my life .

FRIDAY .
David : "uhhmm , yea , they were all in a circle last night talking about you .. "
Caitlin: "thats really weird . what were they saying . ?"
David: "weeell , they were kinda naming which of your body parts they liked the most . "
Caitlin : "uhhhm . ew . "


Water Fight !

all the basketball boys ranted about how terrible it was that I had a boyfrined , and how good I looked in a bathing suit . umm . wow .
walking back .
they stared at my ass the whole time .

"BRYYNN ! "
"YES CAITLIN ?"
"I MISSED YOU . "
"awwwee . "

*they hug .

"Coulton wants a hug toooo . "
"I'm going to ignore that comment . '


Eating Times .
they all stare at me whenever I walk in or out of the cafeteria .
uhhm . wow .

Friday Night .
Taylor boosts me up on her shoulders , and I hang on the basketball hoop for like 2 seconds , then I fall and they catch me .

"Byeeee Ladiess , ily ."

SATURDAY .
*getting shirt signed
call me sometime ..
I get like 30 numbers . uhhmm wow .

"caitlin has such a sexy voice , imagine hearing her moan .. "

hahahaha . oh kyle .


GET BACK .

20 texts . 47 notifications . 5 inboxes . 6 friend requests . 229 blog posts .

ohmygoodness .
 

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kaay , so I'm sure you all saw that blog about me and chase , and I really can't believe someone could be such a fucking douche for no goddamn reason . who ever did it obviously doesn't have enough drama in their fucking life , so they feel the need to fuck with mine , like seriously fuck kid . maybe you thought it was funny ? I don't know . You have a fucked up sense of humor then .. and to all you who have been sending me stupid honesty box comments and messages , give me a break . like your a goddamn saint . like you've never fucked up in your life , never regretted something you did , never fell for a guy and believed them when they said they "loved you" and "aren't in it for action". now I'm sure they almost always are . and I'm sure all of you see me in a different light now , but whatever , I really don't give a shit anymore , get your own life , fuck it up , and stop feeding off my mistakes . YOUGUYSARELIKEFUCKINGLEACHES .

thanks desiree and kennedy , I know alot of people saw that blog , and only you desiree said something , thanks . and then thank you kennedy for texting me and asking me if I wrote that , because you knew I would never do that ever , and instead of judging me , you guys helped me out . thank you for getting rid of that shit and changing my password so that pathetic lowlife couldn't get in again . hahaha . nice choice btw . I really regret losing you as a friend desiree , and kennedy, I'm really glad were still friends , 11 or 12 years now ? happy anniversary ! haha . [elton+kiki=furrerr]

Caitlin .
 

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