"Lacrosse and Hockey players. The best kind of people in the world. The cockiest, toughest,
most talented group of athletes in the universe. We will drink as much as we can, and we are not
afraid to take the BITCH home with us. Remember, it's your duty to take one for the team. Most
likely go pro but only to make 500 dollars a game, proud to be 30 with no liver left, always a crowd pleaser.
Ladies love us. We are the souls of the universe."