RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning? kitchen
Q: What can you not wait to do? europe 10 DAYS!! :d
Q: What's the last movie you saw? the pacifier
Q: Do you cry often? no
Q: Are you a friendly person? ya i guess

MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice? ranch
Q. What is your favorite fast food restauran? mcdonalds lol i'm fat
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? boston pizza.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not sick of it? oh geez, noting
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice? ham and pineapple.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast? i never eat toast
Q. What is your favorite flavor of gum? citrus!

TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone? to many
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book? like over 100
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer? rise against
Q. How many televisions are in your house? 4

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed? right.
Q. What's your best feature? i guesss my smile lol ppl like it
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? smell
Q. When was the last time you had poonani? hahahahaha
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious? HAH YESS SNOWBOARDING WITH TEAGAN AT MY HOUSE!! LMFAO!

BULLOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you would die? no.
Q. Is love for real? sure is
Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? aiden! or trey lol
Q. What color do you think looks best on you? prbs black
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? no
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life? i don't thinks oo

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? FUCK YA!! hahaha
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? no
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000? ya sure
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? haha ya probably
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? NO
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? fuck that
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? physically impsossible

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket? nothing
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? it's actually not bad lol
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house? hardwood!
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own? one or two
Q: Where were you born? misercordia. 1 DAY AFTER HANNAH...

LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to? hannnah
Q: Last person who called you? hannah
Q: Person who hugged you? i have no idea lol

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number? 31
Q: Color? black

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Season? winter
Q: Missing someone? sure am
Q: Mood? happy?
Q: Listening to? Ready To Fall - Rise Against
Q: Watching? nothing

RELATIONSHIPOLOGY
Q: Best friend?
Q: Girlfriend/boyfriend? hannah
Q: Crush?
Q: Most trustworthy? probs my cousin
Q: Can make you feel better right away? hmm... probably casey
Q: Funniest?

i miss my guitarrrr... :(:(:(:(:(:(

1. Made out for more than 3 minutes? yep
2. Slept in a different bed?: yes
3. Made out in a movie theater?: nope
4. Made out in the forest?: haha ya..
5. Thought your cousin was hot?: gross..
6. Slept naked?: lol no..
7. Taken a shower with the opposite sex?: no
8. Gone over the speed limit? all the time
9. Painted your room?: nope
11. Danced in front of your mirror?: i don't have a mirror to dance in front of.. lol
12. Gotten a hickey?: no
13. Been dumped?: yaa
14. Stolen money from a friend?: no
15. Gotten in a car with people you just met?: i think so ya
16. Been in a fist fight?: not really
17. Snuck out of your house?: no
18. Had feelings for someone who didnt have them back?: yes.. but she eventually did
19. Been arrested?: no
20. Made out with a stranger?: nope
21. Left your house without telling your parents?: nope
22. Had a crush on your neighbor?: i don't have any neighbors lol
23. Ditched school to do something more fun?: there's nothing fun in onoway
24. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?: no gross..
25. Seen someone die?: no
26. Been on a plane?: yyeahhuhh
27. Kissed a picture?: no but i witnessed it! lmfao that what hilarious
28. Slept in until 3pm?: i've slept in till 3am lol
29. Miss someone right now?: yess </3
30. Laid on your back and watched the cloud shapes go by?: not lately
31. Made a snow angel?:ya
32. Played dress up?: no
33. Cheated while playing a game? lol all the time.. specially at monopoly lol
34. Been lonely ? ya
35. Fallen asleep at work/school?: every second day in science!
36. Been to a club?: no
37. Felt an earthquake?: no
38. Touched a snake?: nope
39. Ran a red light?: not yet lol
40. Had detention?: yep
41. Been in a car accident?:nope
43. Witnessed a crime?: probably but i'm to much of a tard to notice lol
44. Been lost?: no
45. been to the opposite side of the country?: no
46. Felt like dying from embarrassment?: once yep
47. Cried yourself to sleep?: no
48. Sang karaoke?: yeah
49. Done something you told yourself you wouldnt?: ya all the time
50. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose? no lol
51. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?: lol yes
52. Kissed in the rain?: no
54. Had a dream that you married someone?: ya
55. Glued your hand to something?: no
56. Got your tongue stuck to a pole?: no.. fuck ppl are stupid lol
57. Ever gone to school partially naked?: no lol
58. Sat on a rooftop?: yeah
59. Been a cheerleader?: haha no
60. Didn't take a shower for a week?: no
61. Ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone?: i don't do scary movies lol
62. Played truth or dare?: ya it's gay
63. Played spin the bottle?: no
64. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger?: yep.. almost every day
65. Broken a heart?:i hope not..
66. Been easily amused?: on ocasion
67. Laughed so hard you cried? haha no

deeeeeeee says:
do u think that im the coolest person in the world
rayden.. says:
not even close
rayden.. says:
ghandi was cool
deeeeeeee says:
NO IM COOLER UNO Y
rayden.. says:
your not cool if your not cooler than him
rayden.. says:
why?
deeeeeeee says:
BECUZ 20STEPZ
rayden.. says:
I SPOTTED THE BEAVER WHICH WEEE SHOULD NAME RALPH!!
deeeeeeee says:
NO ME AND HANNAH DECIDED THAT IT IS JONATHON LOL
rayden.. says:
I FOUND HIM!! I SHOULD NAME HIM!
deeeeeeee says:
OR Deanhanndanbrayd lol
deeeeeeee says:
SO I RAN AWAY FROM HIM LMAO
rayden.. says:
OH SO III FIND HIM AND MY NAME HAS TO BE AT THE FUCKING END???
deeeeeeee says:
lol yes well it sounds the best lol
rayden.. says:
no it doesn't
deeeeeeee says:
i was the most important in this whole thing lol
deeeeeeee says:
i have the most lines LMAO
rayden.. says:
I FOUND HIM! I NAME HIM!
deeeeeeee says:
I RAN AWAY FROM HIM! AND IF I HADNT GONE IN THE LAKE THEN U WOULDNT HAVE EVEN BOTHERED 2 FIND A BEAVER HA
deeeeeeee says:
I WIN
rayden.. says:
gahndi's cooler than you

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE RISE AGAINST???????
YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY THEIR BEST FUCKING LEAD GUITAR EVER SINCE YOU KNOW,, THEY DIDN'T FUCKING FIRE YOU LIKE THEY DID THE OTHERS!!!!
GAWDDD NOW THERE IS NO FUCKING POINT IN GOING TO SEE THEM LIVE!!!SINCE BESIDES TIMS SINGING, YOU WERE PRETTY MUCH THE BAND!!

70 confession questions

1. The phone rings. Pick it up

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? fuck no, they got jobs!

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? what kind of a questionis this?

4. Do you take compliments well?Yes

5. Do you play Sudoku?wtf? sounds fucking chinese

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? ima fuckin woodsman!@!!! lmfao hannah....

7. Do you like to ride horses? Never tried it

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid? goalie schools count?

9. What was your favorite game as a kid? ughh.. idunno

10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you go for it? no, that's fucking gay

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?ya why not?

13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued? ...

14. Use three words to describe yourself? loves, hannah, denton

15. Do any songs make you cry? Fuck no

16. Are you continuing your education? ya

17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?ya

18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed? a fucking fire extinguisher or phone

19. How often do you read books? haha never

20. Do you think more about the past, present or future? future

21. What is your favorite children's book?

22. What color are your eyes?i can't see my eyes

23. How tall are you?5 foot 5

24. Where is your dream house located? i dunno, right here is pretty sweet

27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth? ya who hasnt?

28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?i don't eat mexican food

30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today? west ed

32. Do you like mustard?ew

33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?eat, i'm fat lol

34. Do you look like your mom or dad?everbudy say i look like my dad so i guess my dad

35. How long does it take you in the shower? 10-15 mins

36. Can you do the splits?i have a penis.. it's literally impossible

37. What movie do you want to see right now?Knocked up again

39. What did you do for New Year's?drank with craig at my place

40. Do you think The Grudge was scary? never seen it

42. Do you own a camera phone?yes

44. Was your mom a cheerleader?i dunno, i hope not

45. What's the last letter of your middle name? y

47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night? like 10-12

48. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?yesss

50. Do you know how to play poker?fuck yeah

51.Do you wear your seatbelt? haha sometimes

52. Where do you sleep? naked lol jk.. ina fucking bed?

53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown? we don't even have a fucking police department lol

54. How many meals do you eat a day? uhhh 3?

55. Is your tongue pierced? no

56. Do you always read People's blogs? ocasionally

58. Do you like funny or serious people better? funny

59. Ever been to L.A.?ya it's sweet

60. Did you eat a cookie today? i like cookies

61. Do you use cuss words in other languages? haha ya in dutch and they sound effed up lol

62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads? steal

63. Do you hate chocolate?chocolate is the shit

64. What do you and your parents fight about the most? me losing large amounts of money like all the time lol

65. Are you a gullible person?haha ya

66. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy? no

67. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be? play in the nhl

68. Are you easy to get along with? depends

69. Is your bestfriend a virgin? I don't fuckin know

70. What is your favorite time of day? these questions are effed

so in school there was recently this fight between this kid that looked like harry potter and a kid named travis.. this is how it all went

it all started when travis pushes him into a locker

harry: o u messin with the wrong wizard bitch
travis: fuck u u cunt

(harry potter pulling out his broken ruler.. aka magic wand :O)

harry: GONGADIA LEVIOSA.... BITCH
travis: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON ?!?!?!?!
harry: TAKE THAT YOU WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED!!!!
travis: wtf...u talking voldemort bitch???
harry: YEAHH MUTHA FUCKER!!!!

(harry's big bird thing comes in and helps him defeat travis)

harry: O O O WATCHA GONNA DO NOW ASSHOLE????
travis: i'll fucking kill u bitch
harry: well u should kill me b4 the principal gets my owl mail.... BITCH.. SUCK ON THAT!!!!

(travis walking away knowing he had been defeated..)
(harry's friends hermione and ron come in to congradulate him)


O O OOOOOOO YA UR JEALOUS CUZ U DIDN'T SEE IT!!! CUZ ONLY ME AND B-RAD FROM O-TOWN DID BITCCHEEESSSSSS!!!!!!