And This Is About Me And What I Like :D..My Website is www.fat-guy-with-a-passion.piczo.com...go to it if you wannna!
Enjoy!
My favoite bands are soad, Korn and Slipknot
Hey About me...well Im kinda annoying at times..Only when the time is perfect i am not xD
Im kinda a nerd....i play Cs. Socom2, and halo2. tibia and somtimes runescape...NERD PLX yeha well I dont Like snobs..they
Piss me off even more than my bros doo...i get very angry when somone goes all snobby
Well yeah so kool stuff..text me somtime anyone if u wanna talk its kool...Cya all on the other side!
I love my Kimmy! She completes Me!
*CHEER-UP-SUN-SHINE*
I LIKE PRITTY RAINBOWS IN THE SKY!
CHICKS THAT MAKE ME CRY
THINGS THAT I HAVE MONEY TO BUY
ITS TO BAD THAT IM OVERLY SHYYYY!
haha that was awsome......
I don't like snobbs they make me very angry...!
Anyways lets sing some tunes!
THIS IS "IM A GANGSTER" BY JOSH TOBIN[/size].....Im A Gangster im a straight up G..
The grangster life is the life for me,
shooting people by day selling drugs by night,
being a gangster is hella tight,
i walk around town with a stark erection,
i gave your mom a yiest infection,
i saw the police man and i punhced him in the eye,
to serve and protect,
what a lie!,
i also dont like white poeple,
you shouldn't to,
and dont get me started about the jews im a gangster,
grrr im mad, im a gangster,
my rhymes are bad...Im a gangster,
im iced out like a freezer,
im a gangster,
i dont listen to weezer,
i dropped out of school at the age of 3..
Why?..Cus all the teachers tried to player hate on me..oh
..my rhymes are cool just like doing cocaine,
my rhymes are hot like a burning flame!
Sisco is my hommie hes a gangster to me and Sisco are the leaders of the gangster crew,
i liek to be in jail and he likes ot sing and dance..
Some say we're the perfect match.....................
.im giving a shoutout to all my hommies in cell block 8,
being in jail sucks cus you always have to masterbate,
accept when a jewish person goes to jail,
all my hommies cheer,
they will make minse meat out of his rear,
Ben petty help me make the gangster beat to the song,
i shot him in the face cus he looked at me wrong,
im a gangster,
i drop bombs liek heroshima, im a gangster,
bitch suck on my weener.
im a gangster, i drive a cool car, im a gangster,
i smoke weed in a cigar,yo,
my gangster flow, yo, yo yo yo..yo..
.im rolling on dubs iced out like huckey,
i drank/got kicked out of japan for drinking all the soki,
fuck a bitch, gimme head hoe,
wassup to my dawgs,
yo yo yo, they play the song on the radio all day long,
so everyone can hear my gangster song,
no body thought i'd blow up liek a firestone tire.
....DIE.... DIE YOU SANTA CLAUSE DIE!.
...no i dont wanna do alcapala..
.i liek to slap bitches, i like to slap hoes...[/size]
THIS IS THE PIRATE SONG..
I used to be a farmer, and I made a living fine,
I had a little stretch of land along the CP line
But time went by and though I tried, the money wasn't there
And bankers came and took my land and told me ";fair is fair";
I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no
";Hire you now?"; they'd always laugh, ";we just let twenty go!";
The government, the promised me a measly little sum
But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum.
Then I thought, who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone?
I'm gonna be a PIRATE on the river Saskatchewan!!!
(Arrr! Arrr! Arrr! Arrr! Arrr!!)
Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores
Well, you'd think the local farmers would know that I'm at large
But just the other day I found an unprotected barge
I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser,
I rammed their ship and sank it and I stole their fertilizer!
A bridge outside of Moosejaw spans a mighty river
Farmers cross in so much fear their stomachs are a-quiver
Cause they know that TRACTOR JACK is hiding in the bay
I'll jump the bridge and knock them cold and sail off with their hay!
Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores
Well, Mountie Bob he chased me, he was always at my throat
He'd follow on the shoreline cause he didn't own a boat
But cutbacks were a-coming and the Mountie lost his job
And now he's sailing with us, and we call him Salty Bob!
A swingin' sword, a skull and bones and pleasant company
I never pay my income tax and screw the GST (SCREW IT!!)
Prince Albert down to Saskatoon I'm the terror of the seas
If you wanna reach the co-op, boy, you gotta get by me!
Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores
Arrrr, Metis! Get it? Matey? (Hey, that's Riel-ly funny! You know, Louis Riel?)
Well, Pirate life's appealing but you just don't find it here,
I've heard that in Alberta there's a band of buccaneers
They roam the Athabaska and sail to Fort McKay
And you're gonna loose your stetson if you have to pass their way!
Well, winter is a-comin' and a chill is in the breeze
My Pirate days are over once the river starts to freeze
I'll be back in springtime but now I have to go
I hear there's lots of plundering down in New Mexico!
Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores
Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores
When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores... [/i]