BASICS

Birthday:	December 27, 1988
Dating:	Single
Location:	Chilliwack, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Join Date:	11:40pm \| Sep 01, '06
Profile Updated:	10:05pm \| Dec 18, '09
Last Active:	12:30am \| Jul 10, '09

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ME IN GENERAL

Roll call
My name is Tyler
I Iisten to Techno
I have a house
SO CHECK ME OUT, seriously look at us in that boat, look up

I am laid back, im reclined right now
I am a straight shooter, i dont miss trust me
I am easy going, and i go easy...Not sexual
I am always happy, not the gay happy, thats just gay
I like to have fun...you know what i mean
I am random...Hey wanna go visit my great grandmother?
I am not serious, but when it comes to it, i can be
I dont lie, i joke
Enough of these Similies'
I got two motto,
1) Shit happens
2) Im here for a good time, not a long time.
Basically, I work at TYAM Construction currently and im going to UCFV in the fall.
I live in my own house on Majuba hill.
I got some friends and I like to hang out with them
But theres this 1 guy named Andersen where most
of the funny shizzle happens...AHBEE, he know where im commin from
but its not only him. theres a list of other people. and that list is too long to
mention so if you dont mind im gonna go on a run on sentence about
how i have a lot of friends that i dont mention on here and how im gonna
make a little dedication section to all the friends that didnt make it on here
but you gotta realize something, mentioning a friends name on some
website and having a little speel about oh yeah remember when
that guy got in a car accident and now is dead? wait i've never had a friend
die in a car accident. maybe thats some second mind shit and im predicting
the future by ranting about friends on a website. But, one weekend me and some friends
went on a road trip to Kamloops, and Emma said she had a dream that we all
died in a car accident cause i didnt look over when i merged and hit a blue ford.
Thankfully enough Emma is crazy it didnt happen. P.S. Emma defines woman.
Also, Craig got upset one day while driving that he wasnt
mentioned personally on my nexopia, so he said that i should
have a dedication to craig, the fucking fuck.
Im not really ever on nexopia, so add me Temple_of_Tyler@hotmale.com
well a lot of retards have been saying that *hotmale* doesnt work.
Obviously retards, its hotmail. its a joke. get it, HAHA funny me.

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My Friends
Hilario Estribrant
St.Patricks day
Sex belongs here
Stealing over 20 thousand Castle fun park tickets
Destroying over 1km of fence
Meeting I.B. Grahm at Harrison
Getting a security guard to wake up Steven Travis
Vehicals, any to be honest
Driving in the snow
E-brake slides
Smugling clothes over the border 10 times now
Doing Magic tricks with Can openers for Emma
Technology
Vigin mobile Festival
"gatherings" at my new house
Trying to pawn a wooden rooster for candy at the shell
Going to the othello tunnels at 7 in the morning randomly
Sound Systems
Bass, not the fish
Wide mouth Bass, the fish
Throwing shaving cream at Steves face three times
Being a Guitar Hero
Making jokes about jessica
Burning people, not literaly, metiphoricaly ok
Going to the Auto show
Going to the Import show
Asians can be surprisingly hot
Going to the states
Randomly Going to Edmonton
Staying in Calgary at Jessies
Telling the CEO of HP that he killed my stepbrother
Kaleenas going away party
Birthday parties
Going to alberta just to get Emmas rock
Commingling with random people
People laughing loudly in movie theatres during parts that arnt even funny.
Then mockingly laughing back at them
Going up to Kelowna for Steves Cabin
Trying to murder steves dog
Not getting craig a cup of water (LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE)
Getting to hammered and punched a hole in steves door
Pretending to have cerebral palsy
actualing having cerebral palsy
Almost making someone cry by snoring
Watching Drunk people rock climb
Steve and his whip cream
listening to Andersen sing about whores haha.
Breaking into the Enchanted forest
Quading and not realizing ur dragging a bag full of usefull items.
Partying, or gatherings
Fires at Cams
Stealing stuff
Kins farm market memories such as:
-sneezing in the lettus
-sneezing in the green beans
-having cabbage fights in the cooler
-not working
-chilling with andersen all day
-pretending to hurt my wrist and having andersen
drive me to the otherside of the mall then we switched
spots and i drove to my house and we played xbox for an hour
-when people injured themselves i got to drive them to the hospital
-stacking the broccoli to the roof
-making videos in the cooler
-having hilary duff as our boss
Stream memories:
-Answering the phone with "Spank you for calling"
-When a french guy was on hold i would whisper
"surrenderrrr.....surrrrrenderrrrrrr" into the mic
-Having a Manatee as a team manager
-playing monopoly
-chillin with krystil all day
-not working
-hitting on women with printer issues.
-thats about as much fun you can have with a manatee as a boss.
Tyam Construction memores:
-Backing a Cat roller into a Wendy's wall causing over 15 grand worth of damage
-working with the funniest people, and then one guy who all he talks about is killing his wife
Switching price tags
Going to the gas station at night in Washington
Seeing weird stuff while being suffizled
Making movies
Chillin in my basement
Working at Stream with Krystil ( ps shes rules )
Pissing on the washington state sign after being told not to or we would be fined $439
screaming at people while driving
Visiting a Hospice in hope and seeing a baby tree Ent...then a zombie
Visiting Happy Land campground of HELL
burning my shirt when getting to drunk
Making myself look like an idiot
Being around People
Being peer presured into doing stuff
My TIburon, damn shes sexy
Test driving random vehicals
the ferry
Blowing up Axe cans and being a Seldom Pyro
Trying to catch my pig when it gets out of the gate
Having fun at work
Random road trips:
-to the states for 15 mins.
-to hope and kelowna
-to Cambell river then to victora
Getting Searched at the border, everytime.
Walking without moving ur body
Squinting
400 people having birthdays in April.
Straight arm skipping
Passing out and getting drawn on and then watching it on my video camera haha
Sneezing, at least 6 times
Prank phone calls, (Hi Mom? this is jim jim)
Techno is my fav music, but i like all others, except Opra
House sitting my g-mas place
Making sexual jokes...Vagina..HAHAHA
Quading,Dirtbiking,4x4in,Camping,Hunting,Traveling,Horseback ridin
Hiking trips
Autoshows
Columbia Vally
Street Racing old guys with blind dogs
My Guns
Shooting Range
Lasertag
A lot of movies, and music.
Shitting and puking in the Oysoyoos lake...watch out Washington.
Wearing masks while driving
Making movies
The ladizzles, im sure ever ste-rate guy knows what i mean
Kirkland Signature Natural Spring water with Ozone added
Straight Vodka
Steves' Cabin
Watching Movies
Making funny noises
Matches, damn they awesome
My Grandmother
Sleeping on andsersens deck
Being toed in a giant bag behind a quad and then getting severe road rash on my legs
Being toed in a giant bag behind a quad and then going over a shit pile
which then resulted in the whole bag to fill with shat with me in it
Being toed in a giant bag behind a quad and then almost hitting a cement barrier
Being toed behind a quad by a rope and being dragged over a fire pit
Toeing brad in a giant bag and taking him through a prickle bush
Subway
Doing puzzles at Value Village and wearing headgear
Halo seshs, when we had them
Concerts
Basically everything else...except for phuck nose

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Akward silences
BItchy people
Complainers
Annoying people
Waking up to an alarm or to your 9 year old sister playing the recorder
Getting in trouble for stuff that you dont do
Getting in trouble period.
Hypacrits
Not being able to spell
Living at home ( not anymore HA )
Babies crying at resturants.
Shitty relationships
Being called Jaba the Hut by Vikki that fucking verikos vein bitch.
Getting way to hammered and forgetting the night
When Old people whistle while talking, just want to hit them in the dentures
Snorting salt and making my nose bleed
Being drawn on while sleeping
Mosquito bites
Blowing up cans of Axe and the bottle almost hitting me
Being punched in the scrotum after fallin in a box
Doing a handstand in a hot tub and hitting my shins on the side
Rolling my ankle everyday
Falling down stairs
Going to alberta just to get Emma a rock
Barking into a dog collar and making it zap me
Barking into another dog collar and making it spray
some sort of liquid into my eyes and it stung
When people start to say something and dont finish what they are saying
BEE's facking hate them, ever notice how
they always happen to appear in the most awkward place
like it could be pooring rain and your playing lawn bowling
and there just happens to be like a massive bumble bee
circling u, and some how they know you dont like it so
they just stay there, for 5 mins then you try and run away
but it follows you, see i hate them, whats there purpose anyways
making honey? Who the hell eats honey, besides when you got a
cold and u mix lemon and honey in hot water. But if im cold i just
toss on a jacket or hurdle in a blanket i dont know why u need
honey and lemon water. Rediculous
This isnt a dislike, but craig has some knowledge he wanted to share.
so here it is
In life, you dont know what or whos gonna hit you in the face, but you
will know who you hit in the face. but shit happens.
When people dont like me, like seriously whats not to like

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