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[18]
Anorexia -
You have dry skin.
You only eat 1 meal.
You’re very weak.
You hate your body
You did starve yourself.
You have low self esteem.
You use laxatives.
You need to be skinnier.
People always say you're skinny, but you think you're fat.
People think you are too skinny.
TOTAL: 3

- ADHD -
Your mind is all over the place.
You are hyper most of the time.
You barely pay attention to anything.
You cannot cooperate with people well.
You seem to never sit still.
You talk all the time.
You need attention 24/7.
TOTAL: 1

- Bipolar disorder -
You can act wild at times then the next you are severely depressed.
You are very irritable.
You barely get any or no sleep.
You are/sometimes anti-social.
You have very high self esteem at times.
You are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex.
You have thought of /attempted suicide.
TOTAL: 0

- Bulimia nervosa -
You throw up all of your food.
You throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
You have no control over how you eat.
You use laxatives.
You have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
You always say you are fat.
People think you are way too skinny.
TOTAL: 1

- Conduct disorder -
You can be a bully.
You've threatened someone.
You often find yourself in fights, not physical
You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
You are cruel to humans and/or animals.
You have raped/molested someone.
You've destroyed property on purpose.
You stay out all night.
You have ran away from home.
TOTAL: 5

- Depression -
You are almost always sad.
You cry for no apparent reason.
You find no hope in your future.
You find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
You always find yourself around the house or in bed all day.
You can be anti-social.
You have low self esteem at times.
Everything bad that happens is always your fault.
You always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.
You are failing school.
You have thought of/attempted suicide.
You have ran away from home.
Hope is no longer there for you.
TOTAL:1

- OCD -
You have daily rituals.
You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
You have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
You have to keep things in a certain order.
You have harmed yourself
You are afraid you will get a STD, aids, or any kind of germs.
You have to check some stuff over again. (Ex: checking door repeatedly)
TOTAL: 5

- PTSD -
You repetitively have flashbacks of horrible moments/memories in your life.
You sometimes think the event will happen again.
You feel highly uncomfortable when remembered/remembering the event
You can be anti-social.
You have lost interest in the things you used to love.
You have not had a lot of sleep lately.
You worry about dying at an early age or dying at all.
For fun you can have angry outbursts.
You act younger than your age.
TOTAL: 0

- Schizophrenia -
You often have hallucinations
You hal dreams or thoughts. ave strange, unusual
You can be confused about reality and fantasy.
You think people are always staring or talking about you.
You have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite sex.
You do not take care of your hygiene like you should.
You are very shy.
You often talk to yourself.
TOTAL: 3
 

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what color/kind of socks are you wearing?
red= Im a loud
green= Im a stupid
none= Im a freaky
fuzzy= Im a gorgeous
yellow= Im an innocent
purple= Im a little too happy
black=Im a emo
strips= Im funny
gray=Im a skanky
pink= Im a preppy
light blue= Im a sweaty
other= Im a hot
white= Im a sexy

what kind of pants are you wearing?
shorts= cutie
skirt/skort= skank
corduroy= faggot homosexual
tight jeans= scene kid
ripped jeans= emo
cammo= cage fighter
jeans= prep
pajamas= pimp
cargo= clown
sweats= athlete
boxers= brat
bootie shorts= female
pj's= ninja
capris= Gangster
nothing= hoe
dickies= weirdo
bikini bottoms= tiki girl
Other=sex addict


what is your natural hair color?
auburn= That every one wants to make out with
blonde= with a broken heart
black= with a sexy smile
dark brown= with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
red= that likes to have fun
brown= with a nice ass
dirty blonde= With sexy eyes
bald= with herpes
other= who loves to be different

Pick the month you were born on:
1 - ate
2 - needed
3 - killed
4 - shot
5 - killed
6 - smoked with
7 - who banged
8 - ran shirtless with
9 - stabbed horible
10 - cuddled with
11 - slept with
12- ran naked with


Pick the day you were born on:
01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - The trojan man
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - A homo
12 - Paris Hilton
13- a horse
14 - a lesbian
15 - a stripper
16 - a pickle
17 - a shoe
18 - a lover
19 - an orange
20 - a dildo
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a whore
23 - my crush
24 - an easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a condom
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma


Pick the color of Shirt you are wearing
White - because I love marijuana
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Blue- because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because Thats how i roll
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Aqua-Cause the 306CBZ kick cunt

Im a sexy prep with a nice ass ate a bowl of cerel because thats how i roll. hahahahaha
 

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HOLY SHIT IT WORKED I JUSS DID IT FOR THE WISH AND I THOUGHT THIS THING WAS RETARDED BUT THE PHONE JUSST RANG WOAH hahahaha
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whoahh.
my phone really did ring.
that is amazing
kelsi
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this actually worked....KRIS
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Mine did it tooo!!!!! - Bryan WOW EEEE!!!2@@@
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My phone did to!! =l
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My phone rang while I was reading this
and my phone rang too
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mY cell phone RANG!!!!! ahHHHHHH
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I hate chain letters, but my phone rang and it freaked me out
Collin
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my friend joey called me right after i read the last lines in this wierd bulletin....man...creepy....

~jr
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This works so try it yourself
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My phone rang... thats creepy!
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The second i finished it my phone rang
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okay my phone didnt ring but some1 who i havent
talked to in a while contacted me. it really does work,
just believe(yes i kno, corny)
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My phone didn't ring but I got a text message as soon as I was done reading...really odd!!
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my cell fone rang it was my friend erik thats weird
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wow. my cell phone rang. wierd.
amanda
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this is sooooo weird!!!!
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this is pretty weird!!!
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this really works!
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dis junk is crazi i was readin dis n ma bro jus finish callin me no lies...

::misz precious::
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I think I peed my self that was some crazy stuff



yo it worked
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this really works man my sister called as i finashed reading it.
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That was weird !!Steve B.
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This really works! I sware to god Morgan just called me as soon as i finished! NOT LYING!
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one of my friends called while i was reading this!!! how crazy is that! it works, no lie
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it does work my sister called right when i was finishing reading it/// it is so freaky!...sarah.h

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omg...my fone seriously just rang! my friend was calling me!!!
FREAKY!!!
~caycee

this is scary

lets see if it works....



















I am taking the bait -
what do I have to lose right?



























Hope it works!



























Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.



























Just read the little stories and
think of a wish as you scroll all
the way to the bottom. There is
a message there - then make your
wish.
























No attachment on this one.



























Stories



























I'm 13 years old, and I wished
that my dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When I made
my wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there my Dad was, luggage and all!!









I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!!!















My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.



What a great email it was!!



























Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).



























However, if you don't send this to
people in 5 minutes, you will have bad
luck for years!!



Go for it!!!















SCROLL DOWN!!!!



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STOP!!!



Congratulations!!! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.



Now follow this carefully....it
can be very rewarding!!!!



If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.



This is scary!



The phone will ring right after you repost as "Cell Phone Trick
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MY PHONEE IS DISCONECTTEDDD.


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Fuck i fell in LOVE again
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Wow great birthday meh not i did diddely nothing for my birthday and nobody wished me a happy birthday ]':
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[-]Cell Phone TrickComments (0)By: -*SHELBii | Blog | 08:06pm | Jan 13, '09 | Public
HOLY SHIT IT WORKED I JUSS DID IT FOR THE WISH AND I THOUGHT THIS THING WAS RETARDED BUT THE PHONE JUSST RANG WOAH hahahaha
-------------------------------------------- -------------------------
whoahh.
my phone really did ring.
that is amazing
kelsi
-------------------------------------------------- ----------------------
this actually worked....KRIS
-------------------------------------------------- -------------------
Mine did it tooo!!!!! - Bryan WOW EEEE!!!2@@@
-------------------------------------------------- --------------------
My phone did to!! =l
-------------------------------------------------- ------------------
My phone rang while I was reading this
and my phone rang too
-------------------------------------------------- --------------------
mY cell phone RANG!!!!! ahHHHHHH
-------------------------------------------------- ------------------
I hate chain letters, but my phone rang and it freaked me out
Collin
-------------------------------------------------- ----------------------
my friend joey called me right after i read the last lines in this wierd bulletin....man...creepy....

~jr
-------------------------------------------------- ----------------
This works so try it yourself
-------------------------------------------------- ----------------
My phone rang... thats creepy!
-------------------------------------------------- ----------------
The second i finished it my phone rang
-------------------------------------------------- ----------------
okay my phone didnt ring but some1 who i havent
talked to in a while contacted me. it really does work,
just believe(yes i kno, corny)
-------------------------------------------------- -------------------
My phone didn't ring but I got a text message as soon as I was done reading...really odd!!
-------------------------------------------------- ---------------------
my cell fone rang it was my friend erik thats weird
-------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------
wow. my cell phone rang. wierd.
amanda
-------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------
this is sooooo weird!!!!
-------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------
this is pretty weird!!!
-------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------
this really works!
-------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------
dis junk is crazi i was readin dis n ma bro jus finish callin me no lies...

::misz precious::
-------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------
I think I peed my self that was some crazy stuff



yo it worked
-------------------------------------------------- --------------------

this really works man my sister called as i finashed reading it.
-------------------------------------------------- --------------------
That was weird !!Steve B.
-------------------------------------------------- ---------------------
This really works! I sware to god Morgan just called me as soon as i finished! NOT LYING!
-------------------------------------------------- ---------------------
one of my friends called while i was reading this!!! how crazy is that! it works, no lie
-------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------
it does work my sister called right when i was finishing reading it/// it is so freaky!...sarah.h

-------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------

omg...my fone seriously just rang! my friend was calling me!!!
FREAKY!!!
~caycee

this is scary

lets see if it works....



















I am taking the bait -
what do I have to lose right?



























Hope it works!



























Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.



























Just read the little stories and
think of a wish as you scroll all
the way to the bottom. There is
a message there - then make your
wish.
























No attachment on this one.



























Stories



























I'm 13 years old, and I wished
that my dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When I made
my wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there my Dad was, luggage and all!!









I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!!!















My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.



What a great email it was!!



























Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).



























However, if you don't send this to
people in 5 minutes, you will have bad
luck for years!!



Go for it!!!















SCROLL DOWN!!!!



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*****



******



*******



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*



STOP!!!



Congratulations!!! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.



Now follow this carefully....it
can be very rewarding!!!!



If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.



This is scary!



The phone will ring right after you repost as "Cell Phone Trick
 

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[15]
got a new page check it out
 

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[14]
dane cook at his best lolololololololol
 

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[13]
I got a cell phone and i need numbers
 

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[12]
WITH 2008 COMING TO AN END. . .

1. Have you had any relationships this year? yes
2. Have you had your birthday yet? yes
3. Kissed two people in the same night? yes
4. Been on a diet? ya
5. Pulled an all nighter? yes
6. Drank Starbucks? ya
8. Bought something(s)? yes
9. Met someone special who changed your life? yea
10. Been out of the province? ya
11. What are you thinking about? im pissed rait the fuck off
12. Hugged someone? ya
13. Slept in someone else's bed? not that i remember
14. Got a job? na
15. Loaned out money? ya
16. Gotten in a car accident ? nope
17. Gone over your mobile phone bill? no
18. Been called a bitch? ya
19. Done something you regret? ever believing anyone

LAST:
Last person you hugged? jordan johnson
Last person to call you? sean browns mom no joke
When was the last time you felt stupid? today
What was the last thing you yelled? fuck off

TEN FACTS:
1. Hometown? peace river alberta
2. Natural Hair Colour? brown
3. Initials? tjr
4. Hair style? long
5. Eye colour? bluish greenish
6. Height? 5' 6''
7. Pets? a fat ass cat
8. Mood? pissed
9. Where would you rather be? to be honest katar
10. What was the last thing you drank? water

THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE:
1. Have you ever been in love? ya
2. Do you believe in love? i guess
3. Why did your LAST relationship fail? she was wierd
4. Have you ever been heartbroken? no
5. Have you ever broken someone's heart? dont know
6. Have you ever fallen for your best friend(opposite sex)? no
7. Have you ever loved someone but never told them? not loved
8. Are you afraid of commitment? no
9. Have you had more than 5 different serious relationships in your life? ya

EMOTIONS:
1. Are you missing someone right now? ya
2. Are you happy? no
3. Are you eating anything? no
4. Do you like someone right now? ya
 

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[11]
seriously i don't give a fuck if you have or haven't seen this if any of you say or do anything that pisses me off you have just lost a friend

im done being pushed around.....
 

[-]
[10]
Up in the studio me and my drank, Leave Alone The Beat and let me do my thing
Think about a certain... certain somebody
That perfect somebody sexy purple body
She got service road curves and highway eyes
The road to her soul, just follow the road signs
And holla if you hear me I love it when she near me.
I hate when she away. and satan see the day
That hell freeze over be for I let her go
And let one of you bitch niggas get her no no no
You don't know how to treat her
You don't know that I need her
Hey... do you know that I need ya
Cause baby right now
I'm feelin like the whole world is against me
 

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[9]
kissing test
you have to hold your breath
from when you start copying
this until you post it and if you
can you are a good kisser but
if you cant it means that you are
a sucky kisser.
 

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[8]
Friday, November 14, West Edmonton Mall
be there or be circular





P.S. i wanna know who's coming to rock'n'ride
 

[-]
[7]
k i need to know should i cut my hair short????
 

[-]
[6]
rnr was sweet but the singer sucked
 

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[5]
what a kiss means

*Kiss on the belly-----"lets have sex"
*Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"
*Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"
*Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
*Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
*Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"
*Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"

*A wink ---"Let's get it on"
*Slap on the Ass ---"That's mine"
*Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"
*Holding on tight ---"Don't let go"
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't let go"
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me"
*Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you"

--Advice--
*DONT ask for a kiss, take one.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love (or strong like).

--Requirements--
*Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.


If you REALLY LIKE OR LOVE someone right now
and MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will
surprise you tomorrow.
Repost this as "what a kiss
 

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[4]
 

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