Kolton
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BASICS
| Height: | 174 cm - 178 cm (5'9" - 5'10") |
| Weight: | 65 Kg - 68 Kg (141 lbs - 150 lbs) |
| Birthday: | July 30, 1991 |
| Sexual Orientation: | Heterosexual |
| Dating: | Single |
| Living Situation: | Living with parents/relatives |
| Location: | Canada |
INTERESTS
| Movies: | Action, Comedy, Horror, Teen, Westerns |
| Animals/Pets: | Dogs |
| Video Games: | First person shooter, Racing |
| Cars: | Drag Racing, Modifications, Nascar, Offroad, Classics |
| Music: | Country, Metal, Rock, Acoustic |
| Sports: | Car racing, Fishing, Hiking, Weight lifting, Snowmobiling |
| Activities: | Drinking, Driving, Listening to music, Partying |
| Outdoor: | Camping, Fishing, Hunting, Hiking |
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LAURA'S COOL
yo yo check it
kolton is dope, just like the pope
he spins more rhymes then a lazy suzan
every weekend hes out with his redneck friends boozin'
he aint loosin
kolton is dope, just like the pope
he spins more rhymes then a lazy suzan
every weekend hes out with his redneck friends boozin'
he aint loosin
REDNECK
10 reasons for a girl to date a redneck
1:they have high stamina from working all their lifes
2:they like it ruff
3:they'll do anything if u dare em'
4:they never leave a job un done
5:their always ready to ride
6:the only beds they like is the bed of their truck
7:chewing on grass all day makes their breath smell good
8:they can be bad boys and good men at the same time
9:their always ready for a good time
10:their farmer tans highlight the best parts of em
THINGS A REDNECK WOULD NEVER SAY
40. Oh, I just couldn't, hell, she's only sixteen.
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. Wrestling's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who cares who won the Civil War?
23. Get me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the argil and radiccio salad.
15. I've got it all on the C drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
12. My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
9. Checkmate.
8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw"that we haven't seen.
5. I don't have a favorite college team.
4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
3. You all.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
And drum roll please ..........................
1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving tonight.
1:they have high stamina from working all their lifes
2:they like it ruff
3:they'll do anything if u dare em'
4:they never leave a job un done
5:their always ready to ride
6:the only beds they like is the bed of their truck
7:chewing on grass all day makes their breath smell good
8:they can be bad boys and good men at the same time
9:their always ready for a good time
10:their farmer tans highlight the best parts of em
You've Been Hacked Babe
THINGS A REDNECK WOULD NEVER SAY
40. Oh, I just couldn't, hell, she's only sixteen.
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. Wrestling's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who cares who won the Civil War?
23. Get me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the argil and radiccio salad.
15. I've got it all on the C drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
12. My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
9. Checkmate.
8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw"that we haven't seen.
5. I don't have a favorite college team.
4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
3. You all.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
And drum roll please ..........................
1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving tonight.