Being The Adventures Of A Young Man Who's Principle Interests Are Rape, Ultra-Violence, And Beethoven.

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"Listen, real poetry doesn't say anything, it just ticks
off the possibilities. Opens all doors. You can walk through any
one that suits you.

...and that's why poetry appeals to me so much-
because it's so eternal. As long as there are people, they can
remember words and combinations of words. Nothing else
can survive a holocaust but poetry and songs. No one can
remember an entire novel. No one can describe a film, a piece
of sculpture, a painting, but so long as there are human beings,
song and poetry can continue.

If my poetry aims to achieve anything, it's to deliver
people from the limited ways in which they see and feel.

-Jim Morrison

I got a grey kitty, white one,
and a tabby too
And a big orange guy
who put snakes in my shoes
Mad MC skills, leave ya struck
and I roll with ma kitties
and I'm hard as fuck
I am down with Plato and Socrates
And I like to get busy with all the ladies;
Grunt, grunt
sumthin,' sumthin,' sumthin,'
Grunt
Up in ma shed, up in ma shed...

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Nirvana - Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle
The Beatles - Hey Jude, Eleanor Rigby
Nine Inch Nails - We're In This Together Now
Sublime - Santeria
Blink 182 - Down
Billy Talent - Stand In The Rain
Orgy - Blue Monday
RATM - Testify, The Ghost Of Tom Joad
Sex Pistols - God Save The Queen
Green Day - Macy's Day Parade, Holiday
Bush - Glycerine
Dr. Hook - Cover Of The Rolling Stone
ACDC - Shook Me All Night Long
The Strokes - 12:51
The Vines - Get Free
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
Pennywise - **** Authority
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under The Bridge
Metallica - Enter Sandman, Master of Puppets
Boxcar Racer - I Feel So
The Transplants - Diamonds And Guns

[/color] - You Came Along
CKY - Promiscuous Daughter[/color]
Closet Monster[/color] - Smells Like Revolution Spirit
The Misfits - Dig Up Her Bones, Last Caress[/color]
Marilyn Manson[/color] - Personal Jesus, Coma White, The Dope Show
Gwar - Saddam - A - GoGo[/color]
Slipknot[/color] - Duality
Afroman - Colt 45[/color]
Bad Religion[/color] - You
Goldfinger - **** You And Your Cat[/color]
Papa Roach[/color] - Last Resort
System Of A Down - Chop Suey, Toxicity[/color]
MSI - Clarissa
McFly - Obviously, That Girl[/color][/right]


JASMIN SAPPHIRE MCKENNA
what can i say, except that you freakin rock. We've had some of the greatest times ever, and i could never ever live without ya. Hell. Lets think back.

- *****'s back nipples
- "What are you doing?" "We're gettin' milk. Wheres the ductape."
- "Mom no. Mom no. No mom, mom no.
- The "Fuck You" dance
- Sambuca!
- Cruuuuuisin
- Hockey! Tylonel!
And thats just to name a FEW! How long have we known each other...since I was in grade 5 I think, trying to pick a fight with Sasquatch. HA!! Aaaanywho....I best be leaving this, I'll probably be adding to it before summer starts.. PEACE OUT NIGGER!

Robert<3

Some Rippin' Good Movies

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Blow

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"Sometimes your flushed and sometimes your bust, and when your up it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on." -Fred Jung

"May the wind always be at your back and the sun upon your face, and may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars." -George and Fred Jung

"The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and a half grams of cocaine depending on body weight. I was averaging five grams a day, maybe more. I snorted ten grams in ten minutes once. I guess I had a high tolerance." -George Jung

"Money isn't real George. It doesn't matter. It only seems like it does." -Fred Jung

"Danbury wasn't a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, and came out with a Doctarate of cocaine." -George Jung

Clockwork Orange

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"No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter." -Alex

"You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me that all this ultraviolence and killing is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong. I've learned me lesson, sir. I've seen now what I've never seen before. I'm cured! Praise god!" -Alex

"Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in my gulliver so I had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for awakening." -Alex

"What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolence." -Alex

"The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow. A nice warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts!" -Alex

Thirteen

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"If everyone in the world married someone from a different race, after one generation, there would be no prejudice" -Tracy Freeland

"No bra, no panties! No bra, no panties! No bra, no panties!" -Tracy Freeland

"Hey Mom, do you know what point-slope form is? No, me neither. See? That's why I need to be here... at the library." -Tracy Freeland

"The itsy-bitsy spider dropped acid at the park..." -Evie Zamora

"You're my heart." -Mel Freeland

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

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"You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye." -Raoul Duke

"Too weird to live, and too rare to die." -Raoul Duke

"We've gotta get out of here. I have The Fear." -Raoul Duke

"A drug person can learn to handle such things as seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to deal with this trip." -Raoul Duke

"What? No! We can't stop here! This is bat country!" -Raoul Duke

Haggard

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"What I need right now is heavy metal music, hard drinkin, mayhem, shit you can't offer me right now, okay Ryan? -Glauren

"What are you guys doing, humping on the caboose?" -Falcone

Falcone: "So how's school goin'?"
Raab: "Eh it's not that bad, I'm getting 3 D's and an F but at least I'm passing."

"Don't touch me, or I'll seriously kill your face, it's so hardcore." -Valo

"I will tell you everything, I'll let you know. You'll be so much smarter. Girls are like... a lake, you know? Like, you can jump right in, get in there, and then you're all used to it and everything's great. But come winter time, that shit's fuckin' frozen. -Falcone

Fight Club

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"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your ******* khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." -Tyler Durden

"I had it all . . . even the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections, proof that they were crafted by the honest, simple, hard-working, indigenous peoples of . . . wherever." -Narrator

"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not." -Tyler Durden

"A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You "dance" all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger." -Marla Singer

" Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else." -Tyler Durden

Detroit Rock City

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...I say that we all beat the shit out of each other, right... then we go to the ticket taker and we say that we got mugged and our tickets were stolen. I mean they have to let us in... I mean they have to...

"If the lesson is you're a dick with ears and a really bad haircut, yeah, I'd say I've learned my lesson." -Hawk

"Ok. What are you doin' Sister Gonorrhea, waitin' For A bus?" -Priest

"I've been giving that sermon for years and I never realised that its the work of some comedy mastermind. The Prodigal Son is a barrel of ******* monkeys." -Priest

TROUBLE! I've been in trouble for the past 12 hours! HELLO? You know I'm going to be in St. Bernards Boarding School for the next 2 years. I'm gonna be out of your hair until I'm a legal adult! And then all YOU have to do is is light a candle, pray to some stupid little statue for me and all is forgiven and forgotten, right mom? Then you can spend your days in a guilt free pursuit of more constructive activities like telling people how screwed up their lives are. And then you no longer need the patience and understanding required to talk to your own son on some normal plain. And then that way you don't have to think about how tough it was for you when you were growing up and its a good thing too cause if you did, you'd realize what a lousy, goddam shitty-ass parent you are.

10 Reasons to Date a Guitar Player

1. They keep going even though it hurts.
2. They can play various positions.
3. They know how to make the right sounds.
4. They do it right or they don’t do it at all.
5. They're used to working with their hands.
6. They can tap to the beat.
7. They know how to use both hands and their mouth at the same time.
8. They know how to make you scream for more.
9. They're so pro they don’t have to watch what they're doing.
10. They're open to performing in groups.

THE HERO LIST
+ The one and only Kurt Cobain
+ Billie Joe Armstrong!!!
+ Slash
+ Conan
+ Dave Chapelle
+ Calvin Alfred Sean Hacker


briana briana could boss around luisianna without paying a fine.
briana briana she's such a pain! sheeee likes shane.
money money money money shane likes briana for her money.
money money money money briana is his honey.

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unibrow unibrow unibrow unibrow she should pluck her unibrow.
unibrow unibrow unibrow unibrow she should shave her unibrow.
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