Ok Guys, i had alot of messeges asking to hear what actually happend. so here it goes.
Befor i begin, im just going to say now, im not going to say the peoples names of people i was with because, its ok for me to tell you what happend, but im not sure if they want you to know they were with me... so ill just say
Me, Bob, Bob1 Bob2 Bob3 Bob4
so Me and the 4 bobs are walking down from school at lunch time. the night b4 me and bob1 decided we were going to bring a pipe and weed to school and well, have ourselfs a
at-school-relaxing time.
so as me and bob 1 are walking down to do "
our thing " bob2,3, and 4 all happen to be walking back to school.
being the generouse, heart worming gentleman me and bob1 are, we invite them to come.
so were all walking down the street, looking for a good place to "Relax"
we find an ally but decided, to obviouse.
so we went down a few streets and found
ANOTHER alley =D!
so we get there, and i pull out the weed and pipe, rip a bowl, and start to toke,
we pass it around the circle yada yada yada and then we see people coming, so we decided SHIT lets move, so we moved Down the alley a little bit, and continued our circle.( the reason why i mentioned the people coming and making us move, is because when we moved, we moved into this little fucking cove that is possibly the most conspicuouse spot to be smoking weed (forgive my spelling))
so a few cars have drove by while we've been in there, so we really arnt paying attention to cars... then all of a suddon, a white shit stain car pulls into the ally, and instantly i realize its the vice principals car, with its shitty paint job and looking like it hasnt been washed in around 2 lifetimes. possibly the uglyest car known to man, but enyway ill get on with my story.
he pulls into the ally and i yell " oh shit mr.pearson " and so we do what normal people do, bob4 tries to easily go threw the fence to our left ( which had a whole in it ) bob 2 helps him by yelling " hurry the fuck up " and pushes him, causing bob 4 to get stuck in the fence. bob 2 hucks the pipe and me and bob1 just stand there looking cool =D
mr pearson pulls up, whats that smell what you guys dointg, finds the pipe, sends us back to school, bla bla bla.
so were all back at school sittin in the office
COMPLETLY HIGH!
i mean bob1 wasnt because he barly had any ( not by choice ) but me and the other bobs were pritty high.
so were sitting in the office laughing and talking loudly, and the principal walks buy and says "is this a joke!"
us" not really"
Principal: "not really!? get into my office"
us" alrighty"
2 min later
Principal: i dont know what you all were suspended for, but i can assure you theres nothing funny about it, BOB4 WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE!
now, i dont know about you, but me, when im high, and someone asks me to STOP smiling, it basically dose the exact oposit.
Principal: what were you all suspended for?
us: smoking pot at lunch
principal: so your all high, GREAT! hey YOU WANT SOME DORRITOS TO GO WITH THOSE MUNCHIES! STOP LAUGHING!
us: well, if you got dorito chips, sure!
Principal: i dont see why i should expelle you all right now!
enyway, the talk goes on for a while, and ive already written like, 2 pages, so ill try to calm down with my writing =D
so were sitting in the office after calling our perents to notify them of our " problem"
this part, is probobly the funnyest thing that could of happend.
as were sitting in the office, completly ripped, all hungry and stuck with pastys, the BAKE SALE COMES IN THE OFFICE!
yes, the bake sale, thank god for bake sales, i mean, they should have those things like 1nce a week, there freaking amazing, and awsome, and well, pritty much what cured my munchies =D
so we all have around 5-10 dollers on us ( well, me bob1 bob3 did )
so we bought food, and as bob 3 is munching down on his budder cups, the principal walks in!
gives him one of thsee --->
and walks away.
enyway. thats basically the story =S