`__jessiicapaulaa.
FYI ; 6teen * someone? * mar.12 * just fuck it
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if you don`l i k e me, remember it`s mind o v e r matter,
i don`t m i n d & you don`t m a t t e r.

- - > biiTCH pLEASEE ; yOU aiiNT gOT nOTHiiNG oN mE ; *
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I KEEP IT REAL & THAT'S A PROMISE
I may be a bitch but at least i'm honest
some say i am a bitch well yeah i might be
BUT I DONT REMEBER ASKING ANY OF YOU HOES TO LIKE ME
when i walk by i know people sometimes stop & stare
WELL KEEP ON LOOKING CAUSE I DONT FUCKIN CARE
i got my own life & my own style
you wish you could say that for yourself so i just smile
YOU HOES WANNA HATE WELL KNOCK YOURSELF OUT
BUT MY NAME AINT DICK SO KEEP IT OUTTA YOUR MOUTH

YOU HAVE A WAY OF COMING EASILY TO ME
__ and then you take you take the very best of me

WARNINGS OF ALCOHOL


1) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
2) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
3) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
4) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
5) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
6) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
7) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
8 ) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.
9) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).
10) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
11) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, and more handsome than some really, really big guy named Franz.
12) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you are invisible.
13) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
14) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear

***THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

*****THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK...

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing