how come every time you think you find someone that you could accually enjoy being with you end up getting hurt
how come they are always scared and run away and you cant find your true self
how come they say shit to different people to make you look like worse of a person and ruin your life
how come the assholes out there in the world dont know how to treat a girl with respect and use them untill they are finished with them, then just walk out and never call back
how come other people can find a man in this world and i never can ?
how come when you get into a fight men have to be the immature ones and not give you a chance to explain yourself because remember with men you are always in the wrong .

because men are men and women are women and today the world is a different place
but guess what hunny you will be haveing some unexpected responsibilies comeing your way very shortly so hold up and grow up because you never know what kinda shit you have brought upon yourself and you never know what is happing and how many people want your head because of alllt he fucked up decisions that you made and all the people that you hurt ....

_REALITY ^CHECK

dont be scared of pissing off people .....
be scared of pissing off the wrong people !

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like

other boys

his age rather

curious.



He had been hearing quite a bit

about 'making out'

from the older boys, and he wondered

what it was

and how it was done.



One day he took his question to his

mother, who

became rather flustered. Instead of

explaining

things to Johnny, she told him to hide

behind the

curtains one night and watch his older

sister and

her boyfriend.



This he did. The following morning,

Johnny

described EVERYTHING to his mother.



"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for

a while,

then he turned off most of the lights.

Then he

started kissing and hugging her. I

figured 'Sis must

be getting sick, because her face started

looking

funny.



He must have thought so too, because he

put his

hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,

just the

way the doctor would. Except he's not as

smart as

the doctor because he seemed to have

trouble

finding her heart. I guess he was getting

sick too,

because pretty soon both of them started

panting

and getting all out of breath.



His other hand must have been cold

because he

put it under her skirt.



About this time 'Sis got worse and began

to moan

and sigh and squirm around and slide

down

toward

the end of the couch. This was when her

fever

started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis

told him

she felt really hot.



Finally, I found out what was making

them so

sick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside his

pants

somehow. It just jumped out of his pants

and

stood there, about 10 inches long,

honest, anyway

he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from

getting

away.



When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her

eyes

got big, and her mouth fell open, and

she started

calling out to God and stuff like that. She

said it

was the biggest one she's ever seen; I

should tell

her about the ones down at the lake by

our house!



Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the

eel by

biting its head off.The eel spit on her face

a little bit and then, All of a sudden she

grabbed it

with both hands and held it tight while he

took a

muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it

over the

eel's head to keep it from biting again.



Sis lay back and spread her legs so she

could get

a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying

on top

of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a

fight.



Sis started groaning and squealing and

her

boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess

they

wanted to kill the eel by squashing it

between

them.



After a while they both quit moving and

gave a

great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure

enough,

they killed the eel. I knew because it just

hung

there, limp, and some of its insides were

hanging

out.



Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired

from the

battle, but they went back to courting

anyway. He

started hugging and kissing her again. By

golly,

the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up

and

started to fight again.



I guess eels are like cats- they have nine

lives or

something. This time, Sis jumped up and

tried to

kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35

minute

struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew

it was

dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel

its skin

off and flush it down the toilet.



Now that you've read it, post it and have

goodluck

in "gettin' sum" forever...Ignore it, and U

will

have a

bad sex life!!!

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♥Jessica Paula,
don't waste your time regretting
ALL YOUR WRONGS. KNOW THAT IN THE END, YOU'LL GET WHAT YOUR
HEART LONGS. TRY NOT TO RISK IT ALL ; DON'T STUMBLE ; DON'T
FALL. TAKE THE TIME TO READ THE WRITINGS ON THE WALL. HOLD
YOUR HEAD HIGH ; DON'T BE AFRAID TO SAY GOODBYE. STAY TRUE
& BE YOU. DO EVERYTHING THERE IS TO DO. LIVE LIFE TO THE
FULLEST & NEVER LOOK BACK ; THERE'S A REASON FOR THE
FUTURE & A REASON FOR THE PAST. LOVE TIL IT HURTS ; LAUGH
TIL YOU CRY. & WHEN YOUR LIFE FLASHES BEFORE YOU BEFORE
YOU DIE, BE HAPPY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE, BE HAPPY FOR WHAT
YOU'VE OVERCOME, & MOST OF ALL, BE PROUD OF WHAT YOU'VE BECOME.

me without you,
IS LIKE A SNEAKER WITHOUT LACES, A NERD WITHOUT BRACES
and a sentence without s p a c e s,

pot is a plant
that grows in the ground.
if god didn't want it,
it wouldn't be around .
so all you fuckers that don't get high,
shut the fuck up and give it a try.

Heres the deal: Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no
turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a
book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then
repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad
luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. This is real shit, try
ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting
tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there.
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.:VIRGO:. The Virgin
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed.
Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal.
Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted.
Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you
do not repost.
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.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most
erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy.
Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest
ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

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.:LIBRA:. The lame lover
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a
kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you
will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of
person you wanna #### with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible. 9
years of bad luck if you do not repost.
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.:ARIES:. The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Take you
on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in
long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed. 16 years of bad luck if you do
not repost.-------------------------------------------
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.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term
relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your
expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed, THE
BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE! 2 years of bad luck if you do not
repost.
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.:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a
fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud.
Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful
smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE. 9 years of
bad luck if you do not repost.-------------------------------------------​------- ------------------------------
.:LEO:. The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really
good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive.
Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess
with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not
repost.------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------
.:CANCER:. The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a
kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative.
Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin
stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it.
Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not

repost.------------------------------------------- ------ ------------------------------
.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high ###
appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around.
Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed.
Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or
she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck
if you do not repost.------------------------------------------- ------- ------------------------------
.:CAPRICORN The passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome
kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or
she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own
Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll
never forget. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
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.:TAURUS The Tramp
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=]
Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........
Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny.
Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will
ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the most sexiest people on
earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.------------------------------------------- ------- ------------------------------
.:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when
found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not
one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their
Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most
caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed?
Not the kind of person you wanna with you might end up crying. 4 years of bad
luck if you do not

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gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

I can feel the chills running up my spine,
The memory of how you body melted into mine.
I can still taste you on my lips, Lips so soft that
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