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hahahaha
1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this
will keep her on her toes and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of
weakness. Butif she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard
until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong
man you are.

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over.
Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If
she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning.
This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might
be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal
improvement and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then
when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them,
because jewelry is for pussies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When
she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "fuck you" and grab the
other girls ass. Girls love competition.

8. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those
special nicknames.

9. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket...
Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you
don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be
bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

10. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the
bathroom, what girl doesnt. Leave immediately. Come back right when
the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching
you at the party. She'll think you want her by your side , the flattery

11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet.
Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't
girls?

12. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give
her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she
deep down desires to be.

13. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following:
shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one
of the pair. This way she'll go crazy. Crazy for you.

14. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your
smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know
what I'm talking about.

15. Nipple twisters and plenty of them.

16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her
no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

17. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her
material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is
that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present
she can ever get.

18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or
just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you
know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and
have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually
don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

19. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will
promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day.
This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you
call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be
really excited. Now don't call.

20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you get off before she
does, then get off her and leave. Girls love that.
 

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Beyond the common grind;
The 9 to 5 the dead end jobs we try,
We try to hide.
We struggle through the means;
To meet the ends.
Please tell me that this life isn't permanent.

Cause we don't care enough. (We don't care enough)
So don't hold it off.
You're what gets me off;
Gets me through long and sober days.

You don't deserve to be unnoticed.
You don't deserve to be treated like that.
(We've gone to far to be unnoticed)

Days and weeks go by,
And seasons change.
The scenery gets old;
It stays the same.
Theres nothing in this town;
But you and I.
So baby pack your bags cause we leave tonight.

Cause we don't care enough. (We don't care enough)
So don't hold it off.
You're what gets me off;
Gets me through long and sober days

You don't deserve to be unnoticed.
You don't deserve to be treated like that.
We've gone to far to be unnoticed.
So lets get gone.

You don't deserve to be unnoticed.
You don't deserve to be treated like that.
We've gone to far to be unnoticed.
So lets get gone.

So we've spent our nights awake;
Passed every small town along the way.
Here's to bad times;
They were the best times.
Give up the good times,
And we'll survive.

You don't deserve to be unnoticed.
You don't deserve to be treated like that.
We've gone to far to be unnoticed.
So lets get gone.
 

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mwahaha
-[J宣Ð]- 34 days to go... says:
no vowels = n vwls

-princessJessica.&Jared - She's the blade and your just paper. says:
k tht s g

-[J宣Ð]- 34 days to go... says:
g?

-princessJessica.&Jared - She's the blade and your just paper. says:
gay

-princessJessica.&Jared - She's the blade and your just paper. says:
XD

-[J宣Ð]- 34 days to go... says:
y isnt a vowel! its only sometimes a vowel

-princessJessica.&Jared - She's the blade and your just paper. says:
EXACTLY

-princessJessica.&Jared - She's the blade and your just paper. says:
someitmes

-princessJessica.&Jared - She's the blade and your just paper. says:
means all the time with me

-[J宣Ð]- 34 days to go... says:
means fuck the fuck off with me!
 

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carson!

Carsons 2nd time being on the official vancouver canucks fan gallery!
 

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BLOG WHORE!
JESSICA IS A BLOG WHORE TOO!!! and cock tease!


This girl is a dirty whore!
 

[-]
70 Confession Questions

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
im not sure maybe a special someone

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
usually... unless im at wal mart its too far of a walk

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
listener

4. Do you take compliments well?
yes

5. Do you play Sudoku?
nope

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
i'd have a good chance but probably not

7. Do you like to ride horses?
i dont like to... i know how and i have before

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
no

9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
nicky nicky nine doors

10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you go for it?
nope...

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
i most certainly can... and have

13. Do you like to hit on others or be hit on?
both haha

14. Use one word to describe yourself?
confusingly fun

15. Do any songs make you cry?
ummm no

16. Are you continuing your education?
probably

17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
hell yeah!

18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
my computer

19. How often do you read books?
mot very often

20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
present... dont want any repeats for the past for the future

21. What is your favorite children's book?
where the wild things are

22. What color are your eyes?
blue, green, yellow at different times but usualy hazel

23. How tall are you?
6'

24. Where is your dream house located?
im not sure yet

27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
yes i have

28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
never been

30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
all the way from the motels by the ferry terminal to my house at 2am to walk jessica so she wouldent get raped!

32. Do you like mustard?
I do

33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
sleep

34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
niether... i look like my grandpa

35. How long does it take you in the shower?
15-25min

36. Can you do the splits?
no

37. What movie do you want to see right now?
ummm everyone

39. What did you do for New Year's?
went to my uncles then Mel's

40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
no

42. Do you own a camera phone?
I did, but the bill went up and never went down

44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
not thati know of

45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
T

47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
depends if i work the next morning and what time i get home

48. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
no... dammit

49. What do you buy at the movies?
popcorn and pop maybe chocolate... but not with jessica

50. Do you know how to play poker?
TEXAS HOLD EM BOYYYYYY!!!

51.Do you wear your seatbelt?
yep

52. Where do you sleep?
at home usually sometimes at friends houses

53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
Trevor Linden at at the swiss chalet once

54. How many meals do you eat a day?
ummm 2

55. Is your tongue pierced?
no

56. Do you always read peoples blogs?
yeah

58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
in between

59. Ever been to L.A.?
yes

60. Did you eat a cookie today?
no

61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
yep

62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
"steal"

63. Do you hate chocolate?
no dont eat much of it anymore

64. Favourite colour?
black or red

65. Are you a gullible person?
sometimes

66. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
depends

67. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what it be?
i dunno

68. Are you easy to get along with?
pretty easy yeah

69. Do you have those wierd moments where you feel like dancing randomly?
yep

70. What is your favorite time of day?
bed time

hehehe
 

[-]
Pull Me Through by Jim Cuddy
There’s papers scattered on the lawn,
birds up on the line.
There’s letters left unopened here,
that never is the time.
There’s messages I should return,
And people I should call.
I’m still tripping over echoes,
left lying in the hall.
There’s a light that comes through the darkness,
slowly to my eyes.
You can fall back here forever,
I just never realized.
Oh time won’t let me go,
and every night I know

Chorus
That you could pull me through.
You could always pull me through.
Even when I’m lying here,
drowning in my blues.
You take the sting out of the rain,
and bring the sun back up again,
and you could always pull me through.

Oh we stood outside together,
and we laughed like ancient friends.
Then we laid down in a field,
just where the road begins and ends.
Well I see you in the mirror,
and I watch you from a far.
My friends all think I’m crazy,
but I know the way things are.
Outside I hear voices underneath the moon,
but I’m grateful for whatever,
breaks the silence of this room.
Oh time won’t let me go,
and every night I know

chorus
That you could pull me through.
You could always pull me through.
Even when I’m lying here,
drowning in my blues.
You take the sting out of the rain,
and bring the sun back up again,
darling you could always pull me through.
I hope you’re traveling well now,
and there’s stars over your head.
And I hope the river carries you,
everywhere you said.
Well I miss the way you look at me.
The way you wear your hair.
And I miss the conversations we left hanging in the air.
Oh late at night I wake up,
wonder what’s been done,
but I know our life together will go on, and on.

Chorus
That you could pull me through.
You could always pull me through.
Wrap your arms around me,
and chase away my blues.
You take the sting out of the rain,
and bring the sun back up again,
and you could always pull me through.
You could always pull me through
 

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Over You by Daughtry
Now that it's all said and done
I can't believe you were the one
To build me up and tear me down
Like an old abandoned house
What you said when you left
Just left me cold and out of breath
I felt as if I was in way to deep
Guess I let you get the best of meeee

(Chorus)
Well I never saw it coming
I should have started running
A long, long time agooo!
And I never thought I'd doubt you
I?m better off without you
More than you, more than you know
I?m slowly getting closure
I guess it's really over
I?m finally gettin' better
Now I'm picking up the pieces
From spending all of these years
Putting my heart back together
'Cause the day I thought I'd never get through
I got over you!!!
(End Chorus)

You took a hammer to these walls
Dragged the memories down the hall
Packed your bags and walked away
There was nothing I could say,
And when you slammed the front door shut
A lot of other's opened up
So did my eyes so I could see
That you never were the best for meee

(Chorus)
Well I never saw it coming
I should have started running
A long, long time agooo!
And I never thought I'd doubt you
I'm better off without you
More than you, more than you know
I'm slowly getting closure
I guess it's really over
I'm finally getting better
Now I'm picking up the pieces
From spending all of these years
Putting my heart back together
'Cause the day I thought I'd never get through
I got over you!!!
(End Chorus)

I never saw it coming
I should have started running
A long, long time agooo
And I never thought I'd doubt you
I'm better off without you

And I never saw it coming
I should have started running
I?m finally getting better
Now I'm picking up the pieces
From spending all of these years
Putting my heart back together
And I got over you!!!
And I got over you!!!
And I got over you!!!

The day I thought I?d never get through
I got over you
 

[-]
...
thatwassuchACRAZYNIGHT!
 

[-]
....
-- Name: Jared Patterson
-- Birth date: May 4th 1988
-- Birthplace: Nanaimo BC
-- Hair Color: Blone/brown/redish
-- Height: 6ft
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Taurus

-- Your heritage: VERY MIXED!
-- The shoes you wore today: Element
-- Your weakness: i dunno
-- my signifigant other: dont have one
-- Your fears: being alone
-- Your perfect pizza: ham and pineapple
-- Goal: to make something of myself with out destroying anyone in the process

-- Your most overused phrase on MSN: sweet
-- Your thoughts first waking up: what time is it? or do i have to work today?
-- Your best physical feature:
-- Your bedtime: dont have one... depends on work/party lol
-- Your most missed memory: being able to be with my son all the time

-- Pepsi or Coke: coke
-- McDonald’s or Burger King: mcdonalds
-- Single or group dates: depends on the occasion
-- Adidas or Nike: adidas
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:lipton brisk ice tea
-- Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
-- Cappuccino or coffee: none... fuck that noise

-- Smoke: yes
-- cuss: fuck yeah!
-- Sing: depends on where when and who im around
-- Take a shower everyday: yep
-- Do you think you’ve been in love: once yes...
-- Want to go to college: yes
-- Like high school: depends
-- Want to get married: yes i do
-- Believe in yourself: sometimes
-- Get motion sickness: not really unless im reading while im in a car
-- Think you’re attractive: i can be if i try
-- Think you’re a health freak: not really
-- Get along with your parent(s): my mom i do
-- Like Thunderstorms?: yeah i do
-- Play an instrument: i try to play a lot

In the past month..
-- Drank alcohol: yes
-- Smoked: yes
-- Done a drug: yes
-- Had Sex: no
-- Made Out: no
-- Gone on a date: not really
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no
-- Eaten sushi: no
-- Been on stage: yes
-- Been dumped: no
-- Gone skating: no but i have been bowling! FUCK YEAH!
-- Made homemade cookies: no
-- Gone skinny dipping: no
-- Dyed your hair: no
--Stolen anything: no
--Cried over someone: yes
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yes
-- Been caught "doing something": no
-- Been called a tease: no
-- Gotten beaten up: no
-- Shoplifted: no
-- Changed who you were to fit in: no thats for the emos to do... lol
-- Had sex: no
-- Given Oral: no
-- Gotten Oral: no
-- Made out with someone: no
-- Age you hope to be married: 25
-- Numbers and Names of Children: 1 (Carson) already have him!
-- Where you want to go to college: Mal U
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: director or writer
--What country(s) would you most like to visit: italy, germany, ireland or england
-- # of drugs taken illegally: 3
-- # of people I could trust with my life: 2
-- # of CDs that I own: ummm 50ish... i have my mp3 player
-- # of piercings: none
-- # of tattoos: none
-- # of scars on my body: 2
-- # of things in my past that I regret: some relationship and some decisions
 

[-]
BYAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

BYAAAAHHHH!!!!!
 

[-]
Dime


'Dimebag' Darrell Lance Abbott
R.I.P
 

[-]
....
Smoked.

Drank alcohol.

Cried when someone died.

Been drunk.

Had sex.

Been to a concert.

Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.

Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob.

Been verbally/sexually harassed.

Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

Felt someone up and/or been felt up.

Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.

Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.

Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.

Been to prom.

Cried at school.

Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.

Went streaking.

Given a lap dance.

Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.

Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.

Kissed a stranger.

Hugged a stranger.

Went scuba diving.

Driven a car.

Gotten an xray.

Hit by a car.

Had a party.

Done drugs.

Played strip poker.

Got paid to strip for someone.

Ran away from home.

Broken a bone.

Eaten sushi.

Bought porn.

Watched porn.

Made porn.

Had a crush on someone of the same sex.

Been in love.

Frenched kissed.

Laughed so hard you cried.

Cried yourself to sleep.

Laughed yourself to sleep.

Stabbed yourself.

Shot a gun.

Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.

Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.

Been online for 9 consecutive hours.

Watched an animal die.

Watched a person die.

Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.

Pranked somebody.

Put somebody in the hospital.

Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.

Kissed somebody of the same sex.

Dressed punk.

Dressed goth.

Dressed preppy.

Been to a motocross race.

Avoided somebody.

Been stalked.

Stalked someone.

Met a celebrity.

Played an instrument.

Ridden a horse.

Cut yourself.

Bungee jumped.

Ding dong ditched somebody.

Been to a wild party.

Got caught stealing something.

Kicked a guy in the balls.

Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.

Went out with your friend's crush.

Got arrested.

Been pregnant.

Babysat.

Been to another country.

Started your house on fire.

Had an encounter with a ghost.

Donated your hair to cancer patients.

Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.

Cried over a member of the opposite sex.

Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.

Sat on your ass all day.

Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.

Had a job.

Gotten cut from a sports team.

Been called a whore.

Danced like a whore.

Been mistaken for a celebrity.

Been in a car accident.

Been told you have beautiful eyes.

Been told you have beautiful hair.

Raped somebody.

Danced in the rain.

Been rejected.

Walked out of a restaurant without paying.

Punched someone/slapped someone in the face

70% done
 

[-]
Some Lyrics
Bat Country by Avenged Sevenfold
"He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man..."
Caught here in a fiery blaze, won't lose my will to stay.
I tried to drive all through the night,
the heat stroke ridden weather, the barren empty sights.
No oasis here to see, the sand is singing deathless words to me.

Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone).
Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.
My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone).
No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention.

As I adjust to my new sights the rarely tired lights will take me to new heights.
My hand is on the trigger I'm ready to ignite.
Tomorrow might not make it but everything's all right.
Mental fiction, follow me; show me what it's like to be set free.

Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone).
Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.
My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone).
No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention.

So sorry you're not here I've been sane too long my vision's so unclear.
Now take a trip with me but don't be surprised when things aren't what they seem.

Caught here in a fiery blaze, won't lose my will to stay.
These eyes won't see the same, after I flip today.

Sometimes I don't know why we'd rather live than die,
we look up towards the sky for answers to our lives.
We may get some solutions but most just pass us by,
don't want your absolution cause I can't make it right.
I'll make a beast out of myself, gets rid of all the pain of being a man.

Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone).
Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.
My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone).
No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention.

So sorry you're not here I've been sane too long my vision's so unclear.
Now take a trip with me but don't be surprised when things aren't what they seem.
I've known it from the start all these good ideas will tear your brain apart.
Scared but you can follow me I'm too weird to live but much too rare to die.


Lips Of An Angel by Hinder
Honey why are you calling me so late
It's kinda hard to talk right now
Honey why are you crying is everything okay
I gotta whisper cause I can't be too loud
Well, my girl's in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you
I guess we never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel

It's funny that you're calling me tonight
And yes I've dreamt of you too
And does he know you're talking to me
Will it start a fight
No I don't think she has a clue
Well my girl's in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you
I guess we never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel

It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel
(And I never wanna say goodbye)
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel
Honey why are you calling me so late


Seize The Day by Avenged Sevenfold
Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over

I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time
But I'm too young to worry
These streets we traveled on will undergo our same lost past

I found you here, now please just stay for a while
I can move on with you around
I hand you my mortal life, but will it be forever?
I'd do anything for a smile, holding you 'til our time is done
We both know the day will come, but I don't want to leave you

I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time
But I'm too young to worry
(a melody, a memory, or just one picture)

Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over

Newborn life replacing all of us, changing this fable we live in
No longer needed here so where do we go?
Will you take a journey tonight, follow me past the walls of death?
But girl, what if there is no eternal life?

I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time
But I'm too young to worry
(a melody, a memory, or just one picture)

Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over
Trials in life, questions of us existing here
Don't wanna die alone without you here
Please tell me what we have is real

So what if I never hold you, yeah, or kiss your lips again? Whooooah
So I never want to leave you and the memories of us to see
I beg don't leave me

Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over
Trials in life, questions of us existing here
Don't wanna die alone without you here
Please tell me what we have is real

(Silence, you lost me-- no chance for one more day)
(Silence, you lost me-- no chance for one more day)
I stand here alone
Falling away from you, no chance to get back home

 

[-]
yeah!
1. Something purple within 5 feet of you?
lamp

2. The sexiest item of clothing you own?
my "my balls itch boxers"

3. Your nails were last painted
never

4. The weirdest thing you've ever heated in the microwave?
a toy

5. How much Japanese do you know?
ka-nitchi-wa! domo arigato mr roboto!

6. Do you look good in yellow?
no

7. Do you sing?
sometimes

8. Ever danced naked in front of a crowd?
No

9. Do you spit?
yep... its gross i know!

11. Least favorite color?
pink

12. Ever had Dippin' Dots?
no...

13. Ever played an instrument?
drums, guitar, recorder, ukelale, bass, keyboard, and saxophone

14. Ever had a H2O mass?
if you mean water, than yes... anything else, no...

15. Do you believe in Big Foot?
Yes!

16. Ever been to a palm reader?
No

17. Last Pez dispenser you had?
like 3 yearsd ago... it was chewbacca!

18. Had sex in your current car?
nope

19. Did you have a good weekend?
ummm i guess...

20. What are you thinking about right now?
Darcy, and my baby

22. How is today going for you?
meh

23. Any plans for tonight?
ummm nope... just clean and eat

24. Have you ever had stitches?
yeah... 6 in my wrist

26. If you could be anywhere right now where would you want to be?
with Darcy, but she went to victoria!

27. Do you find Smurfette sexy?
no!!!! ewww! wtf kinda question is that!

28. Current disappointment?
nothing

29. Do you have an air freshener in your car?
lol, yes cocoanut

30. Do you have plants in your room?
No

31. If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be?
Ice Tea

32. Last piece of mail opened?
ummm Toys R Us baby days letter

33. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
no but my leg is itchy

34. What city was your last taxi cab ride in?
nanaimo

35. Last alcoholic drink you had?
In the summer... some jello shooters

36. If someone you hated died, would you laugh and spit on their grave?
actually i wouldent do shit, i'd say "good, lil fucker deserved it"

37. What do you want people to remember about you when you die?
ummm i dunno...

38. What were you doing at 9 PM last night?
i was watching the canucks own the oilers in the shoot out!

39. What is your favorite drink at Starbucks?
Vanilla Bean Blended Cream... i know its kinda gay...

41. Ever turn someone's kiss down?
Yes

42. Would you give your bf/gf a second chance if they cheated on you?
i have...
 

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