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The following is one of my dream deaths. (The other is to be shot out of the back of an airplane with a shotgun by a man with one eye and a golden face mask, and landing in an erupting volcanic pool of lava.)

Step 1) Take a chicken, and coat the inside with an evenly distributed wall of fried ham, similar to wallpapering the inside of a house.

Step 2) Stuff the rest of the inside of the chicken with poutine, making sure to add extra gravy and cheese curds.

Step 3) Take this full-bodied fowl and wrap it in a generous blanket of bacon, all the way around, until this de-feathered friend appears to be a globe of pig.

Step 4) Melt down one part nacho cheese sauce until it is extremely goopy. Add one part ground beef. Add extra mozzarella cheese for good measure. It should resemble the aforementioned pool of lava.

Step 5) Coat the bacon (containing chicken (containing fried ham (containing poutine (containing extra curdz-n-gravy)))) in an even layer of cheese/beef/lava. Should this mixture be created perfectly, the covering will ideally be between 1/3rd" and 1/2" thick, the whole way around.

Step 6) DEEP FRY THAT SUCKA!

Step 7) Don't wait for thanksgiving, bring the turkey out now. Empty it of it's lively insides, and prepare it as you would for the autumnal celebration of wealth and provisions. Insert the deep fried, pre-made animalian collaboration into the gaping hole. Cover it with butter first. If it helps, imagine that the heavy globule you are holding is Rowan Atkinson's head.

***TIP#1*** If you are still having issues, try using the generous amount of the gravy you gathered as a lubricant to slide that sucker in.

***TIP#2*** If you are still having issues, you need to find yourself a larger bird.

Step 8) Use whatever gravy, butter, fromagma (fromage/magma... see what I did there?) as well as any scraps of anything left over from a previous portion of the death-meal creation to apply to the naked bird. This layer is to provide a buffer, separating the outside world from your wonderful specimen of perfect bird, should anyone else decide to bite into your creation uninvitedly.

Step 9) At this point, you should have no more bacon, because it will all have been used on the chicken. Go out and get more. Even if you planned in advance and came home with extra bacon for this step, YOU STILL NEED MORE BACON. Don't walk to your local meat vendor, thus exercising, instead, drive. At this point, wrap the entire collection of slabs, slops, strips, sauces, samples, slices and specimens in bacon, akin to Step 3. Use all of the bacon. If needed, get more. Remember: When in doubt... MORE BACON.

Step 10) DEEP FRY THAT SUCKA!

Step 11) Create a final resting place. Make a bed of a dozen eggs, fried either sunny side up, or over easy and place atop a deep fried meat lover's pizza with extra cheese and meat. Coat the beast in Hollandaise sauce and sprinkle garnishes atop the creation. Some ideas are: bacon bits, bacon strips, grated cheese, onion rings, chicken wings, calamari, bacon and/or sausage links.

Step 12) Serve warm with a side of deep fried spam and a deep fried Bic Mac. Be sure to have to drink with the meal a chocolate milkshake with extra whipping cream, and a deep fried Mars bar for dessert.

Step 13) Enjoy.

Oct 31 Tom Lee Hall, Vancouver

Nov 21 The Venue, Langley


Let me know if you can go, $10 per ticket. Especially for the Halloween show.

I JUST MET CHILDREN OF FUCKIN BODOM

so we go in, and there they are, sitting there, all god like, and incredible.
then i get up there, and Roope shakes my hand and goes "hey man, thanks for coming out." i told him that they were huge inspirations for me in guitar, and hes like "thats awesome. Are you in a band?" and i said yeah, and was gonna say more but then i got told to move it, so he signed my guiatr world and i moved on

the came Alexi Laiho, the god like figure he is. i go up to him, and i told him basically the same stuff i said to Roope, and he thanked me for coming down, i shook his hand, and he sined my guitar world, and then it got signed by the rest of the band, and they were all really cool,

then we waited around for twenty minutes, and when they were leaving we shook their hands again, and we were all in shock cuz we had just met CHILDREN OF BODOM!!!!

and yeah, it was quite possibly one of the best days ever.

stayed in a relationship the whole year
stayed single the whole year
kissed someone new
made out in a car
kissed in the snow
kissed in the rain
fell in love
had your heart broken
broke someone else's heart
kept a boyfreind/gf for a few months
had a stalker
questioned your sexual orientation
came out of the closet
had a divorce
had a gay marriage
dated someone you'll never forget
done something you've regretted
lost your true love
lost faith in love
cried over a guy / girl
kissed under mistletoe
shoplifted
caught a shoplifter
been caught shoplifting with someone who was
got a promotion
got a raise/changed jobs
lost your job
quit your job
applied for a job
got fired from your job
did something you were proud of
discovered a new talent
were involved in something you'll never forget
painted a picture
wrote a poem
ran a mile
listened to music you couldn't stand
skinny-dipped
went to a sleepover
went camping
threw a surprise party
had a party
laughed till you cried
laughed till you peed in your pants
slept the whole day
flirted with a boy / girl / boyfriend / girlfriend
visited a different country
cooked a disastrous meal
lost something important to you
got a gift you adore
realized something new about yourself
tripped over a coffee table
dyed your hair
came close to losing your life
someone close to you died
went to a party
did drug(s)
got arrested almost
read a great book
saw a great movie
pretended to like someone.
saw a movie so scary that it made you cry
saw one of your favorite bands / artists live
saw someone famous in person
did something you want to tell everyone

Inflames was pretty fuckin awesome. anyone who didnt go, should have

Alex: "God, I fuckin hate Muss-Muss. Fuck Muss-Muss for life"

Killswitch Engage and Inflames, and Protest the Hero on thursday. im excited

the on october 4

DETHKLOK MOTHERFUCKER

WOOOOOOO CONCERTS

GOT MY JACKET!

now i need patches.

I want something like that, but oyu know, more bands that i like, and for the big patch i want either this



or this


or this



than a whole bunch of smaller patches

which of those should i get?

BANDS IVE SEEN:

INXS
Steve Vai
Van Halen
Job For a Cowboy
InFlames
Children of Bodom x2
Megadeth
Iron Maiden
Papa Roach
Buckcherry
Motley Crue
Loverboy
The Sword
LAMB OF GOD x2
God Forbid
As I Lay Dieing
METALLICA


BANDS IM GONNA SEE

Megadeth with Slayer and Machine Head CANADIAN CARNAGE TOUR



I WANT TO GO TO

Mayhem Fest

anyone wanna buy and ipod nano?
i dont know the memory, like, 4gb or 8gb.

40-50 bucks