let us see the light with blind eyes.
let us reach out and touch the skies.
with our feet mingling,
and our skin tingling.
the smiles we share
the risks we dare,
the youth of the nation,
the soul of creation,
the party highs,
and the light in their eyes.
the young will always party on.

Cat. " No ones getting out of here alive." says:
knowing that some one only has a few hours to live...
Cat. " No ones getting out of here alive." says:
is like having an ipod that's almost out of power,
and you can never charge it again. then you get the need
to turn on some tunes.

ಠ_ಠ

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Shawnibus says:
do you some times pretedn you are a car when you're walking around inside places? like in stores? or am i just stupid? that's a rhetorical question
Shawnibus says:
you're out of order. this whole courtroom is out of order. everybody out of my coutroom. *everyone stands up and drives out of courtroom*
Shawnibus says:
i want to deliver a pizza to your house and be like "heh. no charge" and then the whole night you're wondering if i spat on your pizza
Shawnibus says:
(i did.) (its like we kissed)

s m e l l y k e l l y ; says:
whut does it mean when a guy sez
s m e l l y k e l l y ; says:
"wow"
s m e l l y k e l l y ; says:
but just "wow"
Justin says:
world of warcraft
Justin says:
hes into roleplaying as a troll

AHAHHA

shaney. says:
my couch is not fuckable
k a y l a ; FUCK YOUR COUCH says:
LOL
k a y l a ; FUCK YOUR COUCH says:
this is like
k a y l a ; FUCK YOUR COUCH says:
the fifth person to say this to me
shaney. says:
but i bet i'm the only one out of the 5 to actually try it
k a y l a ; FUCK YOUR COUCH says:
LMAO

k a y l a ; FUCK YOUR COUCH says:
what the frig am i watching
Ben says:
dunno
k a y l a ; FUCK YOUR COUCH says:
it has a bunch of black people
Ben says:
LOL
Ben says:
prolly cops
k a y l a ; FUCK YOUR COUCH says:
HAHAHHA

fuck i miss you.

holy fuck LOL

1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "fuck you" and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

8. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

9. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

10. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

12. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

13. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.

14. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

15. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

17. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

19. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now don't call.

20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you get off before she does, then get off her and leave. Girls love that.

Why men shouldn't write advice columns

Dear Walter,

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving
my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more
than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car
shuddered to a halt.
walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I
couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbours
daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbours daughter is 22
We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke
down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six
months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.
He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been
feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much,
but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly
distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through
to him anymore.



Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is
no
debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and
hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If
none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel
pump itself is faulty, causing
low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,
Walter

қ а у ׀ а ` Hey Bay Bay, Fuck That ; says:
how do dragons have sex?
Ben says:
in the eye
қ а у ׀ а ` Hey Bay Bay, Fuck That ; says:
EAR SEX
Ben says:
FOOT JOB
қ а у ׀ а ` Hey Bay Bay, Fuck That ; says:
BELLY RUB
Ben says:
BACK RUB
қ а у ׀ а ` Hey Bay Bay, Fuck That ; says:
ASS GRAB
Ben says:
TIT GROPE
қ а у ׀ а ` Hey Bay Bay, Fuck That ; says:
PUSSY POKE
Ben says:
did i just get laid?