50 questions

1. Look out the window. what's the most interesting thing you see?
The sun going down

4. Three words to explain why you last threw up?
Drank too much

5. What is the equation for the Pythagorean theorem?
A^2+B^2=C^2

6. Do you think Barbie is a negative role model for young girls?
What a stupid question.

7. What kind of car does your father drive?
The old thunderbird.

8. Do you like to play scrabble?
I suck at that game

9. What color are your eyes?
Brown

10. Favorite scent?
My Puma perfume... Love it!

11. Who can you tell absolutely everything to:
A couple different people

12. Last television program you watched?
Family Guy

13. Spell your name without vowels:
prl

15. Does your family own any boats:
A seadoo... so i guess no

16. Something you can't live without?
Muuuusic

17. Do you wear flip-flops constantly?
Occasionally

19. Do you have air conditioning in your room:
Nope

20. Have you ever kissed your dog:
No

21. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
In the kitchen eating breakfast

22. How often do you read books?
Do magazines count?

23. Do you like James Blunt:
Meh..

24. Describe the computer you are currently using?
LG 19" Flat Screen...

25. How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
An hourish

26. Will you donate your organs after you pass:
Perhaps

27. Have you been outside of the USA?:
Yes....

28. Would you ever get your nipples pierced?
No

29. What are you looking forward to?
Courtney's Halloween party

30. Last text you received on your mobile?
"Oh shit. Really? It was hard then hey."

31. What is the last bill you payed?
Cell phone bill

32. What song are you listening to?
Don't stop the music - Rihanna

33. Last movie you watched?
Mean Girls

34. Which of your friends lives closest to you?
Jack/Janay

35. what cd is in your stereo?
Burnedd

36. Do you have a crush on anyone?
CHEAHHH.

37. What did you do last night?
Studied/Watched a movie

38. Do you wish at 11:11?
I flick it...

39. Do you wear contacts or glasses?
Neither

40. Last person you ditched class with?
I haven't yet

41. Do you find yourself attractive?
Occasionally

42. Who called you last?
Max

43. What annoys you?
When somebody calls you and then starts doing something else
or talking to somebody else

44. Are you forgetful?
I have a very odd memory

45. Next vacation you're going on?
I don't know.... hopefully it's soon though

46. Do you play any instruments?
Nope

47. Last thing that made you really laugh?
Sanjiv telling me he thought his social sub was homo.

48. Do you have any piercings?
Ears x5, Belly Button, Nose

49. Can you roll your 'r's?
Very well =)

50. If you could go back and start your life over, would you do it the same?
Most of it

Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following...
They have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up!


Your name:
April
Famous Artist/Band/Musician:
Avril Lavigne
4 letter word:
Anus
Place:
Arizona
Boy Name:
Andrew
Girl Name:
Andrea
Occupation:
Animal Trainer
Something you wear:
Armani
Celebrity:
Amanda Bynes
Something found in a kitchen:
Absolut Vodka
Reason for Being Late:
Accident
Something You Shout:
ASSHOLE
Body Part:
Abs
Something in the bathroom:
Ass?
Under the sea:
Algae
Something on a grocery list:
Apple pie
A color:

Name an animal:
Alligator

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh shit I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, asshole."
-Dane Cook

1. Honestly, what color is your underwear?: white with red flowers
2. Honestly, whats on your mind right now? Thinking about how lazy I
am and how I should get ready to go out
3. Honestly, what are you doing right now? Listening to Akon
4. Honestly, what did you do today?: Math final, went to Andrews and
worked
5. Honestly, do you think you are attractive?: sometimes
6. Honestly, have you done something bad today?: Shockingly no
7. Honestly, do you watch disney channel?: Yeah
8. Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time?: When people
make me laugh`
9. Honestly, do you bite your nails?: Nope
10. Honestly, what is your mood right now?: Lazy but liking it
11. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder?: No
12. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute? No actually haha
13. Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?: Yes
14. Honestly, do you hate someone right now?: No
15. Honestly, who/what do you want to hug right now?: My blanket HAHA
16. Honestly, are you loyal?: Yes
17. Honestly, are you in denial?: I don`t know
18. Honestly, wouldn't you rather be having sex right now?: no..
19. Honestly, who is your best friend?: Michelle Kristen Diana Carolinaa
20. Honestly, have you ever consumed alcohol?: Yes very much
21. Honestly, do you love someone?: My bitches and hoes
22. Honestly, does anyone love you?: I hope so
23. Honestly, is it going anywhere with them?: ..
24. Honestly, did you answer all these questions honestly?: Yes

Write 15 Honest Statements to People, but don't say who they're to.

1. At first you thought I hated you way back in grade 4, but in reality I knew
we we're going to become friends. Not only did we become friends, but
we became the best of friends. Our first memories were downtown on roller
blades taking pictures with all the cow statues. We've been through so much
shit together, good and bad. I'm always going to be there for you and I know
you're there for me too. I could talk to you on the phone for hours and there
isn't a thing about me that you don't know. Sometimes I feel like you know me
better than I know myself. I love you more than you could imagine.
2. You were the first person at work that ever talked to me and we threw
cookies at Hoa. Now we're best friends and even though we don't work
together anymore or go to school together I see you all the time and were
pretty much lesbian lovers. We've had some super amazing times together
and I know I can trust you with anything. I love how you chose me for your
buddy picture for grad and how as soon as ASSFAG started dissing you
I pretty much raged at him HARDCORE. It's because I love you oh so much
and I'll stick with you through anything.
3. Your one of the few amazing people I met at co-op. You make me laugh so
hard and I love when we hang out together. Unfortunately, we've still never
drank together =(. I love it when your lock yourself out of the house and how
you tell me all your intense stories about boys and stuff. You're amazing and
we still need to have our very overdue sleepover.
4. We met in grade ten cosmo and then we had fashion together too. We
started hanging out and now we're super duper close. I like when we get
together and put facepaint on our faces while watching saw, sit in the toy
cars at toys R us and when we pee behind jordans new house. We do the
randomest shit together and I'm so happy were friends.
5. We went to the same preschool and now we're in high school together.
You picked on me SOOO HARDCORE in grade 6 and 7 and I know it was
out of love haha. There are so many memories with you.. like the mini wheats
experience and me, you and ashley's 'destinys child' dance in grade six.
I always remember when I had surgery and had that hideous head cast and
there was an assembly so you let me wear your hoodie so nobody would
stare at me. I don't hang out with you much lately and it makes me so sad
so we DEFINITELY have to hang out soon. I'll always be here for you.
6. Wow I first met you in grade 1 and we became instant best friends. It's gr.11
now and we're still best friends! That's amazing. We've gone through pretty
much everything together and although we weren't as tight at some times we
are now and that's all that matters. I love your driving skills with your A.D.D
and I love you more than life.
7. When I was a service clerk, you we're the only cashier I ever bagged for
and talked to and you invented the nickname Jailbait for me. We always had
the best of times and I like our random trips to banff and of course timmys.
This summer was sooo wicked and it was mainly because of you. Things
were rough for awhile there and although they were my fault, you found a
way to forgive me and I'm so happy you did cause your friendship is one
of the best I've had.
8. You were hired at co-op a week after me and we never really started hanging
out until this year, but your hilarious and as random as I am. I like how we
drive around doing absolutely nothing and blasting the tunes in your car and
it's still so much fun. We're pretty much BFF. PS: I love your mom! =)
9. I remember the first time I met you was in grade nine on the way to a field
party. Little did I know then that you we're going to go to my high school and
we were gonna become good friends. You are such a crazy guy and you make
me laugh more than anybody. I don't get to see you often, but when I do it's
always a shit show. I love you even though I can booty shake better than you.
10. Wow you we're one of the only reasons why work was ever fun and when
you quit, I actually cried... then walked downstairs with whipped cream on my
nose and we threw wet paper towels at each other. You're part of the triangle
and even though I don't see you often, we still have tons of fun everytime we
hang out. I miss seeing you everday. Oh... I wanna dance with somebody...
11. I've known you since birth and your the only person I've known for that
long and still get along with great. We've seen each other grow up and now
it's crazy to think we're in high school together. I love all our memories from
when we were younger and I hope our kids are just as tight as we are.
12. Jesus woman if it wasn't for dance, I wouldn't have met you until grade 10
and I can't even imagine those first couple years without your friendship. We
are INSANE together and we're sooo tight. I like our vacations together and
our crazy weird memories. Couldn't live without you.
13. Wow we "dated" in grade seven and you were my king haha. I remember
in grade nine we didn't talk like AT ALL but now we're pretty tight and I like how
we talk to each other about our problems on break at work. Your a good guy.
14. When we were together, I didn't think things could possibly get any better
but you turned on me and broke my heart. Considering where things are at
now, I hope everything was worth it.
15. Holy shit girl you are just like me. and I'm pretty sure that's why we
get along. Anytime we hang out we get stoned and it's hilarious. I'm happy I
work at co-op so I got the chance to meet you. You are CRAZY man... but I
love you.

Pick the first Letter of Your first Name

A- Fabulous
B-Gorgeous
C-Pretty
D-Popular
E-Gangster
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
j-Emotional
K-Beautiful
L-Boyish
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P- amazingg
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Very Sexy
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Hott
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated


Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name):

A-beauty queen
B- skank
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E- God (ess)
F-Retard
G-Queen/ King
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-sex god
M-Sex machine
N-Alcoholic
O-Geek
P-Babe
Q-Crackwhore
R-pornstar
S-Prince (ess)
T-Whore
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic

Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:

Red- Who's Good With My Hands
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who will rock your world
Gray- who gives great head
None-who is a beast in bed

69 things you may have never known about me:

1. Initials:
amz.

2. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
nicole shabada.

3. Where was your first kiss?
on a bus. =|

4. For or against same sex marriage?
for.

5. Are you straight?
yes.

6. What is your favorite color?
baby pink.

7. Do you believe in God?
nope.

8. How many Canadian Provinces have you been to?
five.

9. How many of the Canadian Provinces have you lived in?
one.

10. Have you ever lived outside of Canada?
nope.

11. Name something you like physically about yourself.
my hair i guess.

12. Something non-physical you like about yourself.
my retardedly lame jokes and retardedness.

13. What's your mom's first name?
joanne.

14. What is your dream car?
lamborghini. yeahh right.

15. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?
denmark!

16. Have you ever had a sleep over with someone from the opposite sex?
yeh yeh.

18. Do you download music?
always.

19. How many illegal things have you done?
a couple.

20. Where would you want to go on a first date?
the beach. but calgary is homosexual.

21. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
yes. i heart guitar players. =]

22. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
chai latte

23. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
no.

24. Do you like president Bush?
nope.

25. Have you ever bungee jumped?
no but i want to.

26. Have you ever white water rafted?
no.

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
hahaha yes. creepy men at mcdonalds

29. Have you met a real redneck?
hahahaha yes.

30. Are you racist?
sometimes. but i dont mean to be.

31. What song are you listening to right now?
clark gable-the postal service.

32. What is your current favorite song?
hmm lots. anything akon/the game =]

33. What was the last movie you watched?
john tucker must die.

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
school.

36. Have you ever vandalized someone else's property?
i guess?

37. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
yes.

39. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
eyes and teeth.

40. Do you like yourself?
sometimes.

41. What do you usually order from Tim Hortons?
large double double =]

44. Say something totally random about yourself.
ive had plastic surgery.

45. Do you have an iPod?
can't live without it.

46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
audrey hepburn. i wish haha

47. Whats your dad's name?
lyle.

48. Do you have braces?
never have.

49. Are you comfortable with your height?
im happy with it now.

50. Do you like someone right now?
not quite sure right now.

51. How tall are you?
5'4

52. Do you speak any other language other than english?
french..horribly.

55. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
twice. 1st time = awesome. 2nd time = worst day ever.

56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
recently.

57. Do you watch MTV?
omgg the best channel ever.

58. What's something that really annoys you?
feet.

59. What are some things you really like?
friends. alcohol. clothes. money. etc.

60. Do you like Michael Jackson?
his songs. he = nasty.

61. Can you dance?
i like to believe so.

62. Have you ever surfed?
i wish.

63. Do you know how to pump gas?
hahahaha no.

64. Do you drive?
sometimes.

65. What's the latest you have ever stayed out?
all night.

66. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
yes.

67. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
no i always kinda/in a way wished i was though...
68. Have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do?
yeahh.

69. What's your favorite country?
paris, italy, denmark.