IF YOU ARE 0 - 10% YOU ARE NOT DUMB
IF YOU ARE 11 - 25% YOU ARE A LITTLE DUMB
IF YOU ARE 26 - 50% YOU ARE MODERATELY DUMB
IF YOU ARE 51 - 75% YOU ARE PRETTY DUMB
IF YOU ARE 76 - 100% YOU ARE REALLY DUMB

PUT AN X IN FRONT OF THE STATEMENTS THAT APPLY TO YOU IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
TALLY UP YOUR NUMBER OF X'S. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 2 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE.

[ ] YOU HAVE WALKED INTO A GLASS/SCREEN DOOR ON MORE THAN 1 OCCASION.
[ ] YOU HAVE TRIPPED ON UR OWN SHOELACE AND FELL.
[ ]YOU HAVE CHOKED ON UR OWN SPIT AND THOUGHT U WERE GONNA DIE.
[x] YOU HAVE SEEN THE MATRIX A FEW TIMES AND STILL DON'T GET IT.
[ ] YOU TYPE ONLY WITH YOUR TWO POINTER FINGERS.
[x] YOU HAVE ACCIDENTLY CAUGHT SOMETHING ON FIRE.
[ ] YOU FIND AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE HILARIOUS.
[ ] YOU HAVE TOLD A COP TO FUCK OFF AND HAVE GOTTEN SCREWED FOR IT.
[x] YOU HAVE ATTEMPTED TO SIP OUT OF A STRAW BUT IT ACCIDENTLY WENT INTO YOUR NOSE/EYE, RATHER THAN YOUR MOUTH.
[x] SOMETIMES WHEN YOU THINK OF SOMETHING FUNNY, YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD AND PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU WEIRD.
[x] YOU HAVE CAUGHT YOURSELF DROOLING ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS.
[ ] YOU HAVE ACCIDENTLY CAUSED AN EXPLOSION.
[ ] IF SOMEONE SAYS THE WORD "POOP", YOU CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
[ ] YOU HAVE TURNED INTO A "DO NOT ENTER" ONE WAY ROAD PLENTY OF TIMES.
[ ] YOU HAVE BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION.
[ ] YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT DRIVING DRUNK...
[x] SOMETIMES YOU JUST...STOP THINKING.
[x] YOU'VE TRIED TO LICK YOUR ELBOW
[ ] AFTER ANSWERING THAT YOU TRIED TO LICK YOUR ELBOW..AGAIN.
[ ] PEOPLE OFTEN SHAKE THEIR HEADS AND WALK AWAY FROM YOU.
[ ] PEOPLE OFTEN TELL YOU TO USE YOUR "INSIDE VOICE"
[x] FOOD HAS FALLEN OUT OF UR MOUTH WHILE TALKING.
[x] YOU USE YOUR FINGERS TO DO SIMPLE MATH.
[ ] YOU HAVE JUMPED OUT OF A MOVING VEHICLE.
[ ] YOU HAVE EATEN A BUG FOR $5 OR LESS.
[ ] YOU HAVE PUKED IN YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND'S CAR.
[ ] YOU ARE TAKING THIS TEST WHEN YOU SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT.
[ ] YOU REPOST CHAIN LETTERS BECAUSE YOU'RE SCARED OF WHAT THEY THREATEN WILL HAPPEN IF I DON'T
[x] YOU HAVE FALLEN DOWN THE STAIRS BEFORE.
[x] YOU HAVE PEED YOUR PANTS.
[ ] YOU HAVE RAN AROUND NAKED/ALMOST NAKED WHEN YOU WERE DRUNK.
[ ] YOU HAVE FAILED A CLASS IN SCHOOL.
[ ] YOU ACCIDENTLY BREAK A LOT OF THINGS.
[ ] YOU ADMIRE GEORGE W BUSH'S INTELLIGENCE.
[ ] YOUR FRIENDS KNOW NOT TO USE BIG WORDS ON YOU.
[ ] YOUR FRIENDS LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE FUN TO LAUGH AT
[x] YOU COCK YOUR HEAD TO THE SIDE WHEN YOUR CONFUSED.
[x] YOU SOMETIMES START TELLING A STORY AND SUDDENLY FORGET WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT.
[x] YOU HAVE FALLEN OUT OF A CHAIR BEFORE.
[ ] WHEN YOUR LAYING IN BED, YOU SOMETIMES STARE AT THE CEILING AND TRY TO FIND PICTURES AND WORDS IN THE TEXTURE.
[ ] YOU ARE/WERE IN SPECIAL ED.
[ ] YOU TAKE ADD MEDICATION.
[ ] YOU DON'T GET IT.
[ ] YOU HAD TO COUNT THESE X'S ABOUT MORE THAN ONCE BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO THE FINAL NUMBER

the soundtrack of my life
If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be?

How to do it:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc).
2. Put it on Shuffle.
3. Press Play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Be honest.


OPENING CREDITS
Hot Stuff - pussy cat dolls

WAKING UP
just a girl - no doubt

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL
paralyzer - finger 11

FALLING IN LOVE
happy - tamia

FIGHT SONG
breathe stretch shake - mase

BREAKING UP
bad - michael jackson

PROM
save room - john legend

LIFE IS GOOD
suns gunna rise - citizen cope

MENTAL BREAKDOWN
one last cry - brian mcknight

DRIVING
into the ocean - blue october

FLASHBACK
the remedy (acoustic) - jason mraz

GETTING BACK TOGETHER
i'll be there - michael jackson

FINAL BATTLE
after all is said and done - beyonce

DEATH SCENE
let me love you - mario

FUNERAL SONG
pyt (pretty young thing) - michael jackson

END CREDITS
heaven - george nozuka

until the end of june no more drinking for me! it has causes wayyyy to many problems. everytime.

ive been living at simonnes house since monday.. boo tomorrow i go home... fun days though

monday= pictures with sim ian drew.. sleepover with drew and sim.. me and drew discovered american idol game... now addicted

tuesday= skipped school, interview at old navy, got job, chilled iwth sim and school people then gerwyn drew and sim.. got high...

wednesday= slept inw ith gerwyn.. got cooked meal by gerwyn.. went and had an awesome day at dance... now im here..


pretty nice vay cay.. tomorrow i start work... woot..

...dp