Instructions: Go to urbandictionary.com & type in your
answer to each question in the search box. Then write
the best definition it gives you.
One
Your First Name: Connor
- Coolest, most sexiest person in existance! He is a true genius and is loved by all his friends and hated by all those jealous of his awesomeness! If you are named Connor, thank your parents by eating your other siblings. Also if you are bestowed with the name Connor, don't take anything from anybody! Show them you are better then them by killing their parents! All Connor's should have pink Hi-Liters!
Two
Nickname: Batman
- Normal ordinary man, originally the best super hero with no super powers, but can still fight crime and beat supervillians with just his fist and gadgets (i.e. shark repellant, suction boots etc.)
Three
Favorite Color: Green
- yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
Four
What should you be doing? Sleeping
- To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
Five
A Friends Name: Aidan
- A very Irish name, usually accompanied by a very Irish last name. This name is usually given to a person of extreme sexiness(even if they are ridiculously pale).
Six
Food: Popcorn
- Slang for crotch. Derived from when accidentally reaching for the "popcorn" during a movie and getting crotch instead.
Seven
Hometown: Halifax
- The most Beautiful City in Eastern Canada. Life slows down once you step off of the aircraft. Lots of friendly people who hold the door open for you. No shopping on Sunday's. Also the Bars close at 4 am!!!
Eight
Your Last Name: Mallyon
- Not defined ;]
Me:
OHEY
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
A what?
God:
" Are you really a ""? A what?
Me:
You're confusing me. Please use proper english that I can understand.
God:
I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite. Thank you for your request. I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me:
Yet you created fire ..
God:
Thanks for the information: said I created fire.
Me:
You stated that you prefer not to use dangerous things, yet you created fire and terrorists?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I stated that you prefer not to use dangerous things yet you created fire and terrorists.
Me:
You're dumb.
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
Indeed I am.
God:
" Oh you are so critical." You are?
Me:
What's the square root of pie?
God:
Do I look like a calculator? I think you already know the answer anyways.
Me:
Nope. Need it for my math homework. Give a dude a little leniance?
God:
Me either. " OHEY"? You need it for your math homework? I don't have it to give.
Me:
You should though, because you are almighty.
God:
Easier said than done.
Me:
Answer me this, HOW MANY TIMES, have I pooped in my life?
God:
Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Me:
Oh so now you're dumb? I thought you knew everything. You created intelligence afterall, correct?
God:
Give me a break. That's cool. Why now? Oh you are so critical. I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you. Thanks for the information: said I created intelligence afterall correct.
Me:
TELL ME WHAT THE SQUARE ROOT OF PIE IS.
God:
Do you have a life? I think you already know the answer anyways.
Me:
I do have a life actually, otherwise, I would not be living.
God:
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
"it"? Are you malfunctioning?
God:
life actually otherwise you would not be living... Do I look like it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Uh.
Me:
OWNED.
God:
Are you free?
Me:
NO.
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because.
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
Because my hair is on fire.
God:
Good reason. Where did you get your hair is on fire?
Me:
Up your butt.
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
LOLOLOL.
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Alpha and Omega.
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
You're dumb.
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I'm gonna go. BYEEEE.
God:
Goodbye.
You know how much I hate my mother?
Today. I got up at normal time, 7:45, left the house at 8:45 to catch the 74 to crowfoot. I was two feet away from the door and it drove off. I waited for 50 minutes in -25 temperature; waiting for another bus. I told my mom I was going home because I was getting frostbite on my feet. I wore tones of clothing. She yells at me because I didn't get on my bus, yet I explained that the bus was right there and it left with out me. I was crying it was so cold. I got in the house and passed out for a half hour because my lungs hurt. I am now grounded for not going to school, and have to clean the entire house.
I hope she dies soon, and I mean that.
30 days till Christmas and all I know is I'm not quite ready to let go of this past year, I have so much to show .
