- - Janayy
softball - taken ♥ - sixteen
i understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can
beat scissors, but there's no effing way paper can beat rock. is paper
supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? why
the hell can't paper do this to scissors? screw scissors, why can't
paper do this to people? why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook
paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class?
i'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. a rock would
tear that crap up in 2 seconds. when i play rock, paper, scissors i
always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten
me with their paper i can punch them in the face with my already
clenched fist and say, oh god i'm sorry, i thought paper would protect
you asshole.
beat scissors, but there's no effing way paper can beat rock. is paper
supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? why
the hell can't paper do this to scissors? screw scissors, why can't
paper do this to people? why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook
paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class?
i'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. a rock would
tear that crap up in 2 seconds. when i play rock, paper, scissors i
always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten
me with their paper i can punch them in the face with my already
clenched fist and say, oh god i'm sorry, i thought paper would protect
you asshole.