Sex, drugs, rock n roll
Speed, weed, birth control
life's a bitch then you die
Don't get drunk, just get high
Stoners live, stoners die
but in the end they all get high
Party hard, rock n roll
Drink a fifth, smoke a bowl
Pop some pills, snort some coke
smoke a blunt till you choke
life's a bitch then you die
Smoke some weed, and let's get high
Party hearty, rock and roll
drink a keg, smoke a bowl
we're the stoners, we've got class
fuck with us, we'll kick your ass
To all you preps who think you're cool
Well fuck right off cause stoners rule