Fill in the blank...share your best or first memory of you and me
I have always wanted to_________you.
you have a cute______.
You make me _______
You should _______.
Someday I will ______.
You + me=________.
If I saw you now I'd __________.
I would build a _______ just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my __________.
If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We could __________ under the stars.
My love for you is like that of ____________.
Love,
_______________
(P.S. ______________.)
If you have more than 45 you're spoiled rotten, apparently
[x] A cell phone
[x] a hair straightener
[x] your own computer
[ ] your own car
[ ] chanel/dior sunglasses/glasses/gucci
[x] designer purse
[ ] A boyfriend/girlfriend
[x ] a curling iron
[ ] every fall out boy cd
[x] something from american eagle
[ ] something from hollister
[ ]something from hot topic
[x ] a pet
[ ] something from abercrombie
[x] some type of trophy/award
[x ]Full/Queen size bed
[ ] King size bed
[ ] a mini ipod (or nano) or video
[x] something from a professional team
[x] ever had more than $100 at one time
[ ] Monster,Full Throttle,Amp,Etc. In Your Fridge
[ ] something related to Green Day
[ ] xanga
[x] myspace
[x] make-up
[ ] a desk in your room
[ ] a hill in your backyard
[ ]DVD in your bedroom
[ ] a pair of skis/snowboard
[x] alarm clock
[ ] pair of ice skates
[x] rollerblades
[ ] treadmill
[ ] your own phone line (not including cell phone)
[x] AIM
[ ] Yahoo!
[x] MSN
[ ] ICQ
[x] perfume/cologne
[x] bath lotion
[x] necklaces & bracelets
[x] a journal/diary
[x] yogurt in your fridge
[ ] x's in your screename
[ ] a birthday in september
[ ] a famous relative
[x] a relative that lives in a different state or country
[ ] a disowned relative
[ ] an electric scooter
[ ] your own bathroom
[ ] your own band
[x] any band shirts
[ ] gamecube
[ ] a guitar
[ ] a hammock
[x] a basketball hoop
[ ] a soccer net
[x] a bike
[x] a mini van
[] a relative that lives in Florida
[] a vc andrews book
[x] a friend who does alcohol/drugs/smokes
[x] a locker at school
[ ] a baby
[ ] a pet chimpanzee
[ ] sparkly blue nail polish
[ ] a "vote for pedro" tshirt/hoody
[ ] the movie "the 40 year old virgin"
[ ] a promise ring
[ ] a pool table
[ ] swimming pool
[ ] Trampoline
[ ] livejournal
[x] flip flops
[ ] steve madden shoes
[x] the sims 1
[ ] a ping pong table
[ ] air hockey table
[ ] a basement
[x] converses
[x] construction paper
[x] markers, crayons, etc.
[x] coloring books
[ i wish? lol] a nice singing voice
[ ] XBOX
[ ] PS2
[ ] PSP
[ ]PS
[ ] rose red movie
[x ] wife beaters
[x] VCR/DVD
[x] a mom or a dad
[ ] an older brother(s)
[x] an older sister
[x] a younger brother
[ ] a younger sister
[ ] a sled
[ ] a lake/pond/river/ocean near my house
[x] friends
total: 41
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted
to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends, "I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
A couple are lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out
of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if
I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your
money," she replied.
He said "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th
wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them
and said that because they had been so good that each one of them
could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with
her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her
hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!
A PRAYER....
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
If you read this, even if we don't speak often -
post a comment with a memory of you and I.
It can be anything you want, either good or bad. When you're finished,
post this paragraph on your blog and you'll be surprised about what people
remember about you.
Sweetness, Thanks.
50 Stereotypes about girls
Bold the ones that apply to you.
1. we love axe body spray
2. we love attention
3. we try to impress you most of the time
4. we flirt a lot if we like you
5. we flirt a lot. period
6. the only things we like more than you are shoes
7. we dont understand "guy talk"
8. we LOVE hugs
9. we hate it when you're ignorant
10. we're not that girly all the time
11. we hate hardcore action movies
12. we laugh all the time
13. we are scared of almost anything
14. we don't always like the "tall dark and handsome" guy
15. MSN is our life
17. we are often self concious.
18. our personalities change in high school in a way
19. we have celebrity crushes
20. we like to feel loved
21. and we're scared of the dark
22. and we're scared of spiders
23. we HATE horror movies
24. we're not all sluts
25. we SOMETIMES take things a lot more seriously than we should
26. we run around our house in baggy shirts and our underwear
27. during sleep overs, we talk about the guys we'd go out with
28. we are more athletic than we look and/or act
29. we trust you more than our girl friends
30. we are conceited, we just don't like to admit it
31. we spend a looong time on our hair
32. no matter how nice we are, we CAN be bitches
33. we love being scared
34. cuddling is our specialty
35. we love cars
36. we hate a lot of people
37. we cat fight
38. we scream when we're mad
39. we squeal when we break a nail
40. we fight over guys
41. we talk about our boobs
42. the food in expensive resturaunts always tastes better
43. bubble baths soothe us
44. when we dont know what to say on the phone, we sigh
45. we are serious people...most of the time
46. our hair is part of who we are
47. we can eat a lot
48. we hate cartoons
49. our cell phones are our life line
50. we love the color pink
Justin: you might wanna take off your seahawks display pic, kinda embarrassing.
Jaime: no, what's embarrassing is the fact that you walk around wearing a 49ers hat.
Justin: shut upppp.
owned.
all the bold stuff is true.
GENERAL
I like my name.
I've lied about my age.
I've given someone a fake phone number.
I've prank called someone.
I've gone through not eating phases.
I go to church.
I believe in God.
I'm considered a party animal.
I'm considered intelligent.
I watch a lot of movies.
I have siblings.
I don't feel the need to wear makeup.
I like to shop at thrift stores.
I've participated in a fund raiser.
I've thought about committing suicide.
Someone I know has committed suicide.
I wish someone I know would committ suicide.
SCHOOL
I've failed either Art or P.E.
I've failed a class other than Art or P.E.
I've skipped class.
I've missed school because it was raining.
I've had perfect attendance.
I've been in Leadership.
I've gotten in a physical fight at school.
I've yelled at a teacher.
A teacher has yelled at me.
I've switched schools half way through the school year.
I've punched a teacher.
I've threatened to punch a teacher.
I've missed a field trip for no reason.
I've cheated on a test.
I've helped someone else cheat on a test.
I've passed a course with no homework handed in.
I've been on Effort Honour Roll.
I've been on the Honour Roll.
RELATIONSHIPS
I'm currently in a relationship.
I've cheated in a relationship.
I've been cheated on in a relationship.
I get jealous easily.
I'm usually the dumper.
I still talk to my first love.
I still think I love my first love sometimes.
I'm a virgin.
I don't like the opposite sex most of the time.
I've been kissed in the rain.
I've been kissed on a boat.
I've been kissed at midnight.
I've kissed a complete stranger.
I've hugged a complete stranger.
I've hooked up with a complete stranger.
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
I've lied to get into a relationship.
I've lied to get out of a relationship.
PHYSICAL ATTRACTION
I think I'm ugly.
I've been told by a complete stranger that I'm attractive.
I want to get plastic surgery.
I've had, or I have braces.
I wear contacts.
I wear glasses.
I have small feet.
I have small hands.
I wear a ring at all times.
OTHER
I'm shallow.
I would marry someone for money.
I make fun of people I consider ugly.
I've gone bungee jumping.
I own a cell phone.
I own my own computer.
I have my own phone line.
I'm a smoker.
I drink coffee.
I'm a morning person.
My favorite color is green.
I remember the days of pogs, and trading stickers.
I have a best friend.
I can trust at least five people with my life.
I like my family.
I'm scared of being happy.
I like Hilary Duff.
I like Lindsay Lohan.
I own at least one cat.
I've gone to either a Christian or a Catholic School.
I've taken a city bus.
I've taken a school bus.
I've gone skinny dipping.
I've told someone they need anger management.
I've been told by someone that I need anger management.
I've knocked someone out cold.
I've punched a friend.
I've threatened to punch a friend.
I'd beat up someone for a friend.
I know how to drive.
I own a vehicle.
I've used a shopping cart as my car.
hot phone conversation
Nicole: where the hell is my cell phone?
Jaime: ...you're talking on it. idiot
if i asked you to have sex with me would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
(x) = Have Done/Have Experienced
(_) = Havent Done/Havent Experienced
( ) smoked a cigar
( ) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) have had sex
( ) crashed a friend's vehicle
( ) stolen a car
(x) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) slept with more than 15 people
(x) been called a slut
( ) had a one night stand
( ) slept with someone you don't even know their name
( ) seen something die
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
( ) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of your parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) been arrested
( ) gone on a blind date
( ) had a crush on a teacher
(x) been to Canada
( ) been to Mexico
(x) been to california
( ) road-tripped out of the the country
(x) been on a plane
( ) purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(x) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
(x) been to a concert
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) questioned your heart
( ) been obsessed with post-it notes
( ) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(x) been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
( ) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
( ) played cops and robbers
( ) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) paid for a meal with only coins...
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) danced in the rain
( ) written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
(x) crashed a party
(x) gone roller skating
(x) had a wish come true
(x) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
( ) screamed "penis" in class
( ) ate dog/cat food
(x) been stung by a bee
( ) told a complete stranger you love them
(x) kissed a mirror/window
(x) sang in the shower
( ) have a little black dress
(x) had a dream that you married someone
( ) glued your hand to something
( ) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole/light post
( ) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
( ) been a cheerleader
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
( ) done a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
(x) been jealous of someone
( ) picked and ate an apple
(x) climbed a tree
( ) had a tree house
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone
( ) believe in ghosts
(x) have more then 5 pairs of shoes
( ) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
( ) gone streaking
( ) played ding-dong-ditch
(x) been shy
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
( ) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
( ) cried so hard you laughed
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) pee outside in public
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) had a Britney Spears CD
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) slept naked
( ) called someone pretty who you really thought was ugly
( ) french braided someone's hair
(x almost?) gotten straight A's
( ) gone skinnydipping
(x) been in love
(x) take a cold shower
(x) been heartbroken
(x) slept outside
(x) made someone laugh so hard that it's still funny to this day
(x) sing with headphones on
(x) performed on a stage
(x) gone to an audition
( ) hated someone for no reason
( ) hated your parents
( ) been hit by a car
(x) been drunk
(x) lied to your parents or teachers
( ) ran away
(x) tripped infront of a big group of people
( ) considered commiting suicide
(x) cry during a movie
(x) been afraid of something that most people aren't
( ) eatin an entire pizza
(x) been called perfect to your face
( ) been called annoying to your face
(x) been called a bitch to your face
(x) been called stupid to your face
( ) been called brilliant to your face
( ) been called fat/ugly to your face
( ) finger painted
( ) painted a masterpiece
(x) run through a sprinkler with your clothes on
( ) hitch hiked
( ) stripped for one person
( ) stripped for more than one person
( ) gone days without eating
(x) eatin so much you felt sick
(x) stand up for yourself
(x) spent your money on something completely pointless
( ) been in a commercial
( ) been on a tv show
( ) been in a movie
( ) been in a magazine
(x) been in the newspaper
( ) talked on the radio
(x) said a speech infront of a big group of people
( ) been a victim of crime first hand
(x) reported a crime
(x) passed out
( ) been seriously ill or hospitalized
(x) taken perscription pills
(x) laughed for no reason
( ) danced without music
(x) been a total dork, and didnt care
(x) babysat
(x) drew pictures on the sidewalk with sidewalk chalk
(x) had someone fall in love with you
(x) broken someone else's heart
( ) had no self esteem
( ) had a high self esteem
(x) stick your tongue out at somebody...recently
( ) caught a really big fish.
(x) climbed a mountain
( ) cut down a tree
(x) pitched a tent
(x) burnt cookies in the oven
( ) cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend
(x) laughed so hard you couldnt even make a sound
( ) made taped faces
(x) won a big prize
(x) dressed up in costumes
(x) been a witch/ghost//vampire or something scary for halloween
(x) gotten an award
(x) had dreams bigger than reality
(x) believed that there was a monster under your bed
(x) been afraid of the dark
(x) have someone break into your house
(x) felt loved
