--britto-- - 21, Female, British Columbia
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Dear Mr. President...
I wasted calories, and got obiese cheeks for nothing! there were only 3 fucking almonds in my ALMOND chocolate bar! you bastard!

LMFAO!!
 

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I AM
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.


I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish
they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I was the boy who skipped gym class because he was afraid of what people would do to him

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the boy who was forced to take his own life for comeing out of the shadows.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the boy who gave up on his dreams because he's bisexual

I am the boy who closed himself in because his dad took away his right to privacy.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the boy who faked sick because i was scared to see what was written on my locker today

I am the father who tried to kill his son because he was gay

I am the boy who never knew what it was like to have his own life.

I am the boy who helped visciously attack his gay friend, because he didn't want his other friends to know that he had been seeing him.

I am the boy who's afraid to look another boy in the eyes, because of what he might think.

I am the boy who killed himself in the school bathroom because he lost all his friends

I am the girl who became the schoolwhore because i like girls too.

I am the girl who noone understands.

I am the boy who gave up on life because i never really knew what it was like to have one

I am the boy who hid himself away, afraid of what others would do or say

I am the boy who no one understands.

I AM THE MAJORITY!

Repost this if you belive homophobia is wrong!!
 

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Fall Out Boy Concert
BOO YEAH! I WANT TO A FALL OUT BOY CONCERT, AND IT FUCKING KICKED ASS!! PETE WENTZ, THE NEW LOVE OF MY LIFE ((note, i still love benji!!)) BLEW ME A MOTHERFUCKING KISS! ME!! IT WAS SO FUCKING AWESOME! OH MY GOD!!! I YELLED "I LOVE YOU PETE!!" AND HE LOOKED AT ME, SMILED, AND BLEW THE KISS! AND I GOT A PIC OF IT! IT BETTER TURN OUT!!!
 

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Benji





 

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SEXY

got it done on Febuary 7,2006
at 2:00 pm at Style Lite
 

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Poems by my Friends
Poems by my friends:

Britto:
Oh my dearest Britto
If only i could lock you up in a fish bowl
I would never let you go
because I love you so

by: Paige "Paigero" T.

A Poem For Brittany:
Oh Brittany, Oh Brittany
I love your Boobies
they look so funny
when you eat honey
Oh Brittany, Oh Brittany
when we get drunk
we will watch a scary movie
and I'll play with your pet monkey
until you get happy
this poem really sucks
I was never that great at English
Oh Brittany, Oh Brittany
you make me so horny


Sexy;
Britto's really Sexy
She makes me so horny
I really wanna sex her up up
She makes me go Crazy
with her nice big hump humps
and her juicey lump lumps
I have to fight the boys off
Just to get a piece of her
I really really love her
Britto is so hot hot
Friends till the end end
I own her monkey
She keeps in her undies
Love ya Baby
You klow I do
Friends till the end end
so here is
A sweet kiss form me to you!

by:both from Tiffany <3

Brittany is so sexy
She makes me sing "Oh betsy"
I watch her in the shower
makes me love yellow flowers
I think that she smells pretty
and even a little petty
but she never swims in dirty pools
and thats what makes her oh so cool

I love your boobies
i love your hair
so come here
so i can stare

by: Alley
 

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Love
Love is when__you miss him
even before he leaves when you
could listen to him talk all night and
never get tired of hearing his voice
when the sound of his name
sends chills down your spine
and you see his smile
the second you
close your
eyes..
 

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Merry Christmas
 

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Movie Reviews
King Kong; okay... I'll give it a thumbs up and a thumbs down. Thumbs up for good actors (such as Jack Black) and it was pretty funny. Thumbs down for: some parts being over done (fight scene, and shooting scene mainly)...and it being VERY predictable. I haven't seen any other version of it...but I knew EXACTLY who would die, who wouldn't and what not. But Jack Black made it worth the money



The Chronicles of Narnia:
The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe; Loved it... it was really good. Two thumbs WAY up..wow...nothing bad to say about this really...much better then the first version. Opening actually shows why they are on the trian and leaving home...all the acting is really good...really good graphics... and what not. Oh my god, the fawns eyes...I'M IN LOVE! They are so beautiful! haha... and the little girl is actually LITTLE...and she's really cute Oh, and must add...Peter...damn fine. I'd tap it. LMAO...yes...I'm that cool..haha. The White Witch...UBER MANLY..hahah.
 

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Scary as hell!
Wow...today was a freaky day at my school. Some kid brought a gun to school....and he had a list of people that he was threatening to kill. Very scary! The teachers held an emergancy meeting, and would not tell us about it. Well, a couple of my friends somehow found out, and talked to my Science teacher about it...he said that it was true. Imagine how scary that was? It got around the school pretty fast as far as I know... and the guy also got some GRADE 9 girl pregnant, but I never heard why he brought the gun...or had the list. Wow...I always thought my school was safe :|
 

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Sex Ed
lmao...in Sex Ed class...we played a game called Sex in a Cup..
well... i "had sex with" Stephen and Wade...lol...THEN I GOT AIDS FROM WADE, WHO GOT IT FROM STEPHEN, WHO GOT IT TIMMY RIGHT AFTER HE HAD SEX WITH ME....lmao..dirty eh? hahaha...goood times....lol.

ooh...then... my crushes friend now knows who i am..lmao... yeah..and i think john will know who i am now if he doesnt already
 

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Hardest Thing to Do....
Wow... today I did what I thought would be impossible. I told the guy I wrote my poem "Broken Heart Valentine" about, that I wrote it about him. I thought he was going to be scared or something....he is actually quite honored. He also told me that he wished I would have told him sooner... whoops! Oh well...maybe I will next time! lol
 

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My Deadly Sins..hahah so true!

Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 100%
Sloth: 60%
Lust: 40%
Wrath: 40%
Greed: 20%
Pride: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 40%
You will die in a duel.
 

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Enjoy yourselves
THINGS TO DO IN WALMART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need my mommy!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms

9. While walking around the store, yell in your loudest voice possible "ITS NOT MY FAULT IM DISEASED!"

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Fill your entire cart with lipsticks and suddenly decide at the checkout counter you dont need them.

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

45. Set up a card towers in the middle of random isles

46. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

47. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

49. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

51. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie."

52. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

53. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

54. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

55. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

56. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

57. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)."

58. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

59. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

60.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

61.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

62.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

63.Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

64. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

65. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

66. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

67. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

THINGS TO DO IN AN ELAVATOR

-Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

-Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

-Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

-Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

-Sell Girl Scout cookies.

-On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

-Shave.

-Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

-Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

-Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

-When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

-Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

-Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

-One word: Flatulence!

-On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

-Do Tai Chi exercises.

-Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

-When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"

-Give religious tracts to each passenger.

-Meow occasionally.

-Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

-Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

-Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

-Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

-Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

-Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

-Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

-Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"

-Leave a box between the doors.

-Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

-Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

-Start a sing-along.

-When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

-Play the harmonica.

-Shadow box.

-Say "Ding!" at each floor.

-Lean against the button panel.

-Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

-Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

-Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

-Bring a chair along.

-Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

-Blow spit bubbles.

-Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

-Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

-Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

-Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

-Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

-Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

-If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Great! Now I'm diseased too!"

-bring a bag of skittles and loudly say "SKITTLES" and then softly say "taste the rainbow"

-bring a drink and spit in it and ask everyone if they wanna drink from it!
 

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x-Sorry if I ain't perfect-x
x-Sorry I don't give a fcuk-x
x-Sorry I ain't no diva-x
x-Sorry just know what I want-x
x-Sorry Im a virgin-x
x-Sorry Im not a slu*t-x
x-I won't let you break me-x
x-Think what you want..cuz i dont give a fcuk-x

 

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