Your Mamma is so ugly her nickname is hairy pooter
Your Mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother"
Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet.
Your Mamma is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank she didnt have to wear a mask, she just walked up and said "Put the money in the bag"
Your Mamma is so ugly she shaves her pits with a lawn mower
Your momma's so dumb she thought the computer screen saver was TV
Your momma's so dumb that when she jumped out of a window she went up
Your momma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car
Your momma's so dumb she heard someone say it was chilli outside so she ran and grabbed a bowl
Your momma's so dumb she thought a telephone was a phone for the T.V
Your momma's so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Your momma's so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window
Your momma's so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key
Your momma's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Your momma's so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice
Your momma's so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test
Your momma's so dumb I caught her staring at a piece of paper. She sait it was Pay-Per View
Your momma's so dumb when your dad suggested doggy style she went out the back and started to lick her balls
1.I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
2.I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
3.Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
4.Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
5.Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
6.Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
7.You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...
8.Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
9.Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.
10.Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
11.Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
12.If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
13.What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
14.Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours
15.Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
16.I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears
17.My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
18.Do you work at Subway? Because you just have me a footlong.
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soo my dad just left too move too Fernie
but august 27th he is comin back for me
but we are leavin august 30th.
that is when i move.
