Soooooo Mallory left her Nex signed in!
Today was epic.
I AM zeh wooden santa claus, and i creep little kids.
Some chick probably thought we were stalking her with santa.

Mallory is like one of my BEST friends and it's hard to get that title with me so, think of it like... Queen Mallory. But not some pussy queen, one of those fucking killer african bees, like a queen bee of those.
LOG OUT YOUR SHIT! lol

4:00, i know its a lame nex name but, i was bored. Peace, Mark.

P.S. I AM NOT A LITTLE GIRL

Dear Ahriman,
I drempt of you again. About how you you intentionally hurt me over and over again. Oh how I wish your insides would rot already, as the cessation of heartbeat, maybe a twist of your lungs would help me. Bot no, in your ways you have me by the throat, your fat gluttonous fingers wrap around my heart strings and they keep on shrinking.
"Onward into her soul! Beat everything! Leave nothing!". your impurity consumes me and then turns me into deceitful witness that uttermost lies! My lust to sin is all to blame on you! On your fat lying face that spells 'Hate' and your eyes bleed out emptiness. Dont Consume me! But never leave me. You are what makes me complete now. And i will never be as pure as I once was, but now in time my decisions have grown lustrous, that ever longing and drawing of nearer to the faded line of life and after.
Your nimis tongue talks to me, bitterly licks my cheek and tastes my innocence, my eyes begin to shudder. In my mind I beg for you to stop, I begin to persuade you with my child eyes, but you continue to haunt my dream. I watch you, moving slowy in my dream, like a shadow or smog across the lake of dead souls. Maybe both. Maybe none, I could barely tell. But as soon as I see the calm justifying look in the water I am brought back to pure evil hate.

Dont consume me. But never leave me. I love you like i never had before.

Find the error. It's impossible!

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Did you know that 80% of UCSD students could not find the error above? Repost this with the title "what's wrong here", and when you click "post ", the answer will be really obvious .

Dr. Phil's Test: Here you go. Try this!

Below is Dr. Phil's test. (Dr. Phil scored 55; he did this test on Oprah - she got a 38.)

Answers are for who you are now --- not who you were in the past.

Begin.

1. When do you feel your best?
a) in the morning
b) during the afternoon /early evening
c) late at night

2. You usually walk...
a) fairly fast, with long steps
b) fairly fast, with little steps
c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face
d) less fast, head down
e) very slowly

3. When talking to people you.. .
a) stand with your arms folded
b) have your hands clasped
c) have one or both your hands on your hips
d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking
e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

4. When relaxing, you sit with.. .
a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
b) your legs crossed
c) your legs stretched out or straight
d) one leg curled under you


5. When something really amuses you, you react with...
a) big appreciated laugh
b) a laugh, but not a loud one
c) a quiet chuckle
d) a sheepish smile

6. When you go to a party or social gathering you...
a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted...
a) welcome the break.
b) feel extremely irritated
c) vary between these two extremes

8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
a) Red or orange
b) black
c) yellow or light blue
d) green
e) dark blue or purple
f) white
g) brown or gray

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to
sleep you are.. .
a) stretched out on your back
b) stretched out face down on your stomach
c) on your side, slightly curled
d) with your head on one arm
e) with your head under the covers

10. You often dream that you are...
a) falling
b) fighting or struggling
c) searching for something or somebody
d) flying or floating
e) you usually have dreamless sleep
f) your dreams are always pleasant / unusual

POINTS:
1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6
2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1
3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4
8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1
9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1
10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1

Now add up the total number of points.

total = 45 (all these answers make me feel like the most casual person ever haha)

OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should
"handle with care." You're seen as vain, self-centered,
and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you,
wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you,
hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.

51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile,
rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones.
They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will
try anything once; someone who takes chances and
enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company
because of the excitement you radiate.

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming,
amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's
constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced
not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate,
and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help
them out.

31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious,
careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented,
but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily
but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make
and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who
really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake you

I mean christ these fucking posers are smoking weed. thats alright. and trying to be emo or goth or whatever. And frick then they try to be a hippie stoner. Yea right DOING DRUGS DOESNT MAKE YOU COOL. in my darkest days Yes i did drugs.and i dont promise anyone that i wont do drugs in my future BUT at least im not claiming to b e something im CLEARLY not.

its time to sleep my one winged angel says:
sure you do -rools eyes-
its time to sleep my one winged angel says:
roles*
--[xX(st)Xx---+ & I Would Dream Forever says:
rolls*
--[xX(st)Xx---+ & I Would Dream Forever says:
Read a dictonairy
--[xX(st)Xx---+ & I Would Dream Forever says:
=]
its time to sleep my one winged angel says:
if i had one
its time to sleep my one winged angel says:
but why wud do that i have spell chek :P
--[xX(st)Xx---+ & I Would Dream Forever says:
Spell check doesnt fix stupidity
its time to sleep my one winged angel says:
i know it causes it:P
--[xX(st)Xx---+ & I Would Dream Forever says:
yea you retard!..
--[xX(st)Xx---+ & I Would Dream Forever says:
<3 kidding
its time to sleep my one winged angel says:
sure you are
its time to sleep my one winged angel says:
:P
--[xX(st)Xx---+ & I Would Dream Forever says:
wheres your pride?
--[xX(st)Xx---+ & I Would Dream Forever says:
oh yea you lost that a while ago.just like your brain
its time to sleep my one winged angel says:
my pride
its time to sleep my one winged angel says:
ouch
its time to sleep my one winged angel says:
my pride
--[xX(st)Xx---+ & I Would Dream Forever says:
what pride?

All i can remember is the dogs running towards me
i try so run with my tiny rabbit legs
but it feels like i'm standing still.
The dogs can smell the rabbit flesh on me.
except i am not a rabbit.
i am a human being
yet when i look into the stream i pass i am a piece of meat ready to be demolished by angry teeth.
I do not know why they hate me so.
they run faster
and faster until i have no more power left in my flimsy legs.
Still i continue for my life
the leather of my skin feels terribly scraped.
like i scratched myself on something.
but there is nothing but grass all around me.
no trees to jump up to get away.
no bushes to hide and catch my breath.
no hole to dig in to get the smell off my skin.
so i run.
i continue running till i feel my body becoming numb.
till i feel like i'm not there.
but as i look at myself in the stream again.passing it like i never even ran a few feet.
i wont jump in the water.but i dont realize why i shouldnt.
Drowning would be better than being ripped by angry teeth.
but i stop looking at my reflection.
and look down to the bottom of the water.
my rabbit instincts held me back
for i saw lifeless rabbits of all colors dying and gasping for breath.
they grab at me
hold me down.
pulling me in to suffer with them also.
but i am determined to keep on running.
so i jump over the stream
where i land .
has yet to be foreseen.

So much time slipped away as if it meant nothing at all - I remember that night, we didn't know it would be our last. But now as I look back, an awkward tension hung in the air. Now everything is different. I don't know you anymore, and as we pass in the hall I feel myself weeping inside: knowing that the friendship that there once was has withered to but one glowing ember of a fire that burned so brightly. And I swear to you the times are changing and I swear that you are too. I swear to you that I'm no different, this I swear to you. I think you're well aware, that this path we've taken is all but fair. With everyday we're led astray and slowly it just slipped away. I am now accompanied by hollowed memories, all of them faded to black and grey. These thoughts they tear me up inside, devour me, consume my mind. I scream at night, rip our my hair, how much more can I forbear? I swear, this I swear to you, from birth I think we knew, nothing is truly alive unless it dies. And you I think you're well aware this path we've taken is all but fair, with everyday we're led astray and slowly it just slipped away from me