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Instructions: Go to urbandictionary & type in your
answer to each question in the search box. Then write
the first definition it gives you.


ONE
Your First Name: owen

'owen' is a term used to describe one with great influence and great natural charisma. Often used interchangably with the words pimp, 1337 and omnipotent. The term is also used to describe immaculate performance in bed.

TWO
Nickname: Omar

An intelligent, young, handsome, sweet, loving, kind, trustworthy guy

THREE
Favourite Colour: orange

The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.

FOUR
What should you be doing?: sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.


FIVE
Food: steak

The greatest food known to man. Best when eaten dripping with blood.

SIX
Your Last Name: weir

An extremely Attractive name for a girl

Shaw Conference Centre
Edmonton, AB
Tue, Sep 15, 2009 06:00 PM

needs ideas for a new nexopia skin??

Dear Marina Bischler
I don't really know how to tell you this, our socks don't match. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me under the bus and i saw you carve your initials into the catholic priest. I'm sure you're open enough to understand how aweful you are the couch cusions. I'm returning to you, but I'll keep my common sense as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon. Best of luck with the sex change
Owen Weir


here's how you do this :
Here's how you do this:
Dear (last person you talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7)(8). I'm returning to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(your name)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When i saw a purple monkey
July – When you put cuffs on me
August - When you smacked my butt
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When you tripped up the stairs yesterday
November - When you impersonated Homer Simpson
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your locker/office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Eat
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend/girlfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - my illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your "my little pony "collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other - Shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink -
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Haven't showered in a month
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Mocked you behind your back constantly
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Love your sweet, sweet ass
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go Milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
Brazil- Don't cry for me
Comments (

RULES:
Put your music player on shuffle.
For each question, press the "next" button to get your answer.
YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN
NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

001. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?
Fake It

002. WHAT WOULD DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Sugar Free

003. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
The Furor

004. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Take It All Away

005. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Make It Rain

006. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
On The Wagon

007. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Hope

008. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU ?
Wake me up when September Ends

009. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Runnin' With The Devil

010. HOW IS YOUR LOVE LIFE?
Shut The Fuck Up

011. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Dancing For Rain

012. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOURSELF?
Love Like Winter

013. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Hellbounds On My Trail

014. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Jump

015. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
All At Once

016. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Psycosocial

017. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS ?
I Guess You're Right

018. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Calabria ?? dont know this song and dont know how it got on my ipod

019. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Phantom At The Opera (Iron Maiden

020. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Espionage

021. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
All I Want Is You

022. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Shaketramp

023.WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Dead Man's Ballet


lol i most say.. some of these are quite funny

what type of belt buckle should i get??

The school year is almost over, honestly bold everything you have done this school year.

lost a friend
stayed in a relationship the whole year
stayed single the whole year
kissed someone new
made out in a car
kissed in the snow
kissed in the rain
fell in love
had your heart broken
broken someone else's heart
kept a boyfreind/gf for a few months
had a stalker
questioned your sexual orientation
came out of the closet
got married
had a divorce
had a gay marriage
loved someone you'll never forget
done something you've regretted
lost your true love
lost faith in love
cried over a guy / girl
kissed under mistletoe
shoplifted
caught a shoplifter
been caught shoplifting
got a promotion
got a raise/changed jobs
lost your job
quit your job
applied for a job
got fired from your job
did something you were proud of
discovered a new talent
were involved in something you'll never forget
painted a picture
wrote a poem
ran a mile
listened to music you couldn't stand
skinny-dipped
went to a sleepover
went camping
threw surprise party
had a party
laughed till you cried
slept the whole day almost.. 15 hours
flirted with a boy / girl
visited a different country
cooked a disastrous meal
lost something important to you
got a gift you adore
realized something new about yourself
tripped over a coffee table
dyed your hair
came close to losing your life
someone close to you died
went to a party
did drugs
got arrested
read a great book
saw a great movie
pretended to like someone
saw one of your favorite bands / artists live - santana and Rise Against !!
saw someone famous in person
did something you want to tell everyone
saw a movie so scary that it made you cry

I've listened toooo ..
ALTERNATIVE:
Breaking Benjamin [x]
Paramore [x]
Panic! At The Disco [ ]
Linkin Park [x]
The Academy Is [ ]
Coldplay [x]
Three Days Grace [x]
Yellowcard []
30 Seconds to Mars [ ]
Chevelle [ ]
TOTAL SO FAR = 5
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COUNTRY:
Rascal Flatts []
Carrie Underwood []
Leanne Rhymes []
Garth Brooks []
Dixie Chicks []
Kenny Chesney []
Tim McGraw []
Faith Hill []
Shania Twain []
Johnny Cash [x]
TOTAL SO FAR = 6
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EMO:
Hawthorne Heights [x]
Chiodos [ ]
Forgive Durden [ ]
Amber Pacific [ ]
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus [x]
From First to Last [ ]
Senses Fail [x]
Underoath [x]
Something Corporate [ ]
Hit The Lights [ ]
Dear Whoever [ ]
TOTAL SO FAR = 10
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INDIE:
The Hush Sound [ ]
NeverShoutNever! [ ]
Death Cab for Cutie [ ]
Dashboard Confessional [ ]
The Killers [x]
Yeah Yeah Yeahs []
Hot Hot Heat [ ]
Gym Class Heroes [x]
Franz Ferdinand [ ]
Modest Mouse [ ]
TOTAL SO FAR = 12
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METAL:
Slipknot [x]
System of a Down [x]
Disturbed [x]
Metallica [x]
Guns n' Roses [x]
Lamb of God [x]
Slayer [x]
Hatebreed [x]
Killswitch Engage [x]
Children of Bodom [x]
Arch Enemy [x]
Behemoth [x]
TOTAL SO FAR = 24
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POP:
Teddy Geiger []
Ashlee Simpson []
Kelly Clarkson []
Jesse McCartney []
Avril Lavigne []
P!NK []
The Veronicas []
Daniel Powter[]
James Blunt []
Natasha Bedingfield []
Ryan Cabrara []
TOTAL SO FAR = 24
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POWERPOP/PUNK:
Hellogoodbye [x]
Cute is What We Aim for []
Cartel [ ]
The Click Five []
Fall Out Boy [x]
Rise Against [x]
Good Charlotte [x]
Bowling for Soup [ ]
Relient K [ ]
Anti - Flag [x]
Simple Plan [x]
TOTAL SO FAR = 30
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RAP:
Ying Yang Twins []
T.I. [x]
Paul Wall [ ]
TuPac [x ]
Jamie Foxx [x ]
Ludacris [x]
Lil' Jon [x]
Outkast [ x]
50 Cent []
Kanye West [x]
Notorious B.I.G [ ]
Young Jeezy [ ]
TOTAL SO FAR = 37
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SKA:
Reel Big Fish [ ]
The Specials [ ]
Caddies [ ]
Rancid [x]
The Aquabats [ ]
Sublime [ ]
No Doubt [x]
Madness [ ]
Operation Ivy [ ]
Bob Marley [x]
TOTAL SO FAR=40
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ROCK:
Taking Back Sunday []
All-American Rejects [x]
Motion City Soundtrack [ x]
Avenged Sevenfold [x]
Angels and Airwaves [ ]
Evanescence [x]
My Chemical Romance [x]
Drowning Pool [ ]
Green Day [x]
Blink-182 [x]
Madina Lake [x ]
TOTAL SO FAR = 48
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CLASSIC ROCK:
The Beatles [x]
Led Zeppelin [x]
The Rolling Stones [x]
The Cure [x]
The Who [x ]
Pink Floyd [x]
Jimi Hendrix [x]
Queen [x]
Van Halen [x]
Poison [x ]
AC-DC [x ]
TOTAL= 59
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Multiply your TOTAL by 2,
Then Re-post this as:
i am ( # x2= ur total)% obsessed with music