Sam
Notre Dame
Football
Rugby
Anything else ask

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10 Reasons To Date A Football Player

1. they always go for who they want
2. they never lose their grip
3. they hit hard
4. they can always go the distance
5. after they score they go for more
6. they always wear protective gear
7. they go for a full 4 quarters, sometimes more
8. they never give up even when the score is against them
9. they can play offense or defense
10. they are all big


Top Reasons to be A Guy

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
A 5 day vacation requires only 1 suitcase
Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter
Old friends dont give a crap whether you've gained or lost weight
When clicking through the channels, you dont have to stall every shot of someone crying
You can go to the bathroom without a support group
You can leave the hotel bed unmade
Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow
If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend
None of your co-workers has the power to make you cry
You dont have to curl up to a hairy butt every night
If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices
You can write your name in the snow
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat
Flowers fix everything
You can wear a white shirt to the waterpark
You can whip off your shirt on a hot day
You never have to drive on to another gas station because this ones just too skeevy
Wedding dress: $2,000; Tuxedo rental: $75.00
You dont have to mooch off others desserts
If you retain water, its in a canteen
The remote is yours and only yours
Bachelor parties whomp butt over bridal showers
If you dont call your buddy when you say you will, he wont tell your other friends you've changed
You can rationalize any behaviour with the handy phrase "screw it"
If another guy shows up at a party with the same outfit, you might just become lifelong buddies
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"

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The More I Train`
The Quicker I Get ;
The Quicker I Get`
The Slower They Seem ;
The Slower They Seem`
The Easier The Game ;
The Easier The Game`
The Greater My Threat ;
The Greater My Threat`
The More Attention I Draw ;
The More Attention I Draw`
The Tighter They Play Me ;
The Tighter They Play Me`
The More I Train

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