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From: xo.kelsey
Date: Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:56 am
Subject: No Subject
will you cyber with me
im so fucking horny ..
im touching my cunt right now
yohohoandrum is the username of the kid.
this kid sent one of my friends a message, saying he's a playboy photographers apprentice, and he does online auditions consisting of a few simple questions and poses.
apparently, playboy now does auditions at 14, and to be in the mag, you have to be 18. when i asked who his supervisor was, he said, no names untill after the auditon, then he proceeded to say that he doesn't have a supervisor and that his 22yr old photographer friend hired him and he doesn't get paid.
etc etc, anyways, on msn, i had my friend send me a picture of her and i used it as the display picture, i changed my font to pink, and my name to koko.
[koko] says (1:44 AM):
hows it going
Mark is inviting you to start sending webcam. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
You have declined the invitation to start sending webcam.
Mark says (1:44 AM):
haha, not to bad
Mark says (1:44 AM):
you?
Mark says (1:44 AM):
y no cam?
[koko] says (1:44 AM):
not bad
[koko] says (1:44 AM):
because i dont want to
Mark says (1:44 AM):
i was going to offer u a playboy audition...
[koko] says (1:44 AM):
how old are you
Mark says (1:45 AM):
18
Mark says (1:45 AM):
my buddy is 22 and he's a playboy photographer
[koko] says (1:45 AM):
i can't remember your nexopia, what was it again?
Mark says (1:45 AM):
i work as an assistant
[koko] says (1:45 AM):
what was your nexopia again
Mark says (1:45 AM):
yohohoandrum
Mark says (1:45 AM):
there's nothing on it
[koko] says (1:46 AM):
i don't need to be on cam to audition for playboy anyway
Mark says (1:46 AM):
how so?
[koko] says (1:47 AM):
its a webcam, not photography
Mark says (1:47 AM):
i need to be able to see you, lol.
[koko] says (1:47 AM):
you can see me -->
Mark says (1:47 AM):
besides the dp. ive been doing this for a while, so if your not interested fine, but dont tell me how to do my job
[koko] says (1:48 AM):
well, tell me why i would have to go on webcam
[koko] says (1:48 AM):
not liek you're audtitioning me on cam anyways
Mark says (1:49 AM):
actually, the initial auditions are online. if you pass those my photographer buddy will get in contact with you to negotiate the secondary auditions. but it's cheaper and easier for PB to do the initial ones online; we've been doing it like that for a few years
Mark says (1:49 AM):
and basically its to see whether or not you can do what we ask
Mark says (1:49 AM):
if it's worth it for us to fly you down to LA
[koko] says (1:49 AM):
so why don't you just fly down a bunch of 15 year old sluts
[koko] says (1:49 AM):
what is your supervisors name?
Mark says (1:50 AM):
lol, not giving out names until you pass the first audition.
[koko] says (1:50 AM):
um, no, if im going to be auditioning, i would like to know the name of the supervisor.
Mark says (1:50 AM):
ill give you his first name and last initial
[koko] says (1:50 AM):
or, the name of your "buddy" who is the photographer, hwo about both.
Mark says (1:51 AM):
i dont have a supervisor...just him
Mark says (1:51 AM):
it's Dan Q.
[koko] says (1:51 AM):
you wouldn't have a job with out a supervisor.
Mark says (1:51 AM):
he hired me as his assistant
Mark says (1:51 AM):
its all through him. if you want take it up with the photographer
[koko] says (1:51 AM):
yes, i would like his email address please.
Mark says (1:52 AM):
nope. you get that once u pass. otherwise he'd get way to many emails
[koko] says (1:52 AM):
what do i have to do to pass
Mark says (1:52 AM):
the initial audition
Mark says (1:52 AM):
some questions and a few poses
Mark says (1:52 AM):
takes like half an hour
Mark says (1:52 AM):
nothing too hectic
[koko] says (1:52 AM):
what are the questions
Mark says (1:53 AM):
they're about sexual history, why you want to do playboy, if you think you'll be good, etc. just basically things for a writeup
[koko] says (1:53 AM):
may i ask how much you're being paid an hour?
Mark says (1:53 AM):
nothing. its part of my apprenticeship work so that i can eventually become a photographer
[koko] says (1:54 AM):
how about you go on cam
Mark says (1:54 AM):
doesnt work. dropped it last week and the lense came off
Mark says (1:54 AM):
look, if you dont want to do this that's fine. we'd have loved to have you though
[koko] says (1:54 AM):
oh ya
[koko] says (1:55 AM):
why would'nt you just talk to a bunch of the 15 year olds on nexopia?
Mark says (1:55 AM):
lol, who knows? we're interested in you
[koko] says (1:55 AM):
how old do you have to be for playboy?
Mark says (1:56 AM):
14 to audition, 18 to be in the mag
[koko] says (1:56 AM):
well, why would you even audition if you're not going to be in the magazie
Mark says (1:56 AM):
u get higher pay, more training, preferential treatment, etc.
[koko] says (1:57 AM):
do you only do clothed shots, or can you do nude ones too?
Mark says (1:57 AM):
for the audition its mainly clothed with some nude, but playboy can do either
[koko] says (1:58 AM):
i like how you're lieing to me
Mark says (1:58 AM):
hmm?
[koko] says (1:58 AM):
14-17 nude photos are illegal, playbody would get sued
Mark says (1:58 AM):
they dont take photos of them... i said they could audition
[koko] says (1:58 AM):
if you actually were a playboy apprentice, which they dont have, you would have a supervisor
Mark says (1:58 AM):
no picture are taken during the audition
[koko] says (1:59 AM):
doesn't matter, doesn't mean a 17yr can get nude infront of you
Mark says (1:59 AM):
lol, i was hired by my photographer buddy. take it up with him
[koko] says (1:59 AM):
let me have his email
Mark says (1:59 AM):
not until you pass the audition
[koko] says (1:59 AM):
no
[koko] says (1:59 AM):
you said take it up with him
[koko] says (1:59 AM):
let me have his email
[koko] says (1:59 AM):
i'm sure its not a big deal if you really want me
[koko] says (1:59 AM):
right
Mark says (2:00 AM):
it is a big deal. if you're not interested dont waste my time
[koko] says (2:00 AM):
i'm sure you wouldn't treat customers this way
[koko] says (2:00 AM):
so let me talk to him
[koko] says (2:00 AM):
as an apprentice you're supposed to give full service and quality, not be a dick
[koko] says (2:01 AM):
and you realize i know you're full of shit, right?
[koko] says (2:03 AM):
1. you don't look 18, you look 15-16.
2. nexopia says 17.
3. with apprentice ships, you get paid.
4. he doesn't hire you, playboy does, moron.
5. taking photos, and having underage people get nude for you, is illegal, and can get you put in jail.
6. my aunt lives in california and her fiance is involved with accounting in penthouse, they DO NOT have people who have nexopia, and msn, go around and
[koko] says (2:03 AM):
ask people to "audtion" online. you fucking moron.
[koko] says (2:05 AM):
also, may i add, this isn't the person you thought it was.
the girl you messaged, told me about you, i got her to give me your address so i could make you feel like a complete retard, i'm going to be sending this convo to her, you're one of the ut-most stupidest kids i've ever seen, don't think girls are actually that stupid.
