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02:52am | Aug 13, '07 | Public


















































 
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Masturbation is more dangerous than smoking. Doctors of a generation ago knew this, but since the Sexual Revolution of the 1960's, this fact has been lost in the "if it feels good, do it" mentality.

1) Myth: Masturbation is harmless.
Reality: Christianity proves that chronic Masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.

2) Myth: There are bigger problems than Masturbation, like drugs and AIDS.
Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!

3) Myth: Masturbation is not immoral.
Reality: Read your Bible. God was so offended when Onan spilled his seed upon the ground that God struck Onan dead! It is true that Onan wasn't Masturbating, but the point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason.

4) Myth: Masturbation is a "Victimless Crime."
Reality: Theological experts on Masturbation have come to the conclusion that Masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This means that Masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators.

5) Myth: Americans value their "Freedom" and will never stand for Masturbation being outlawed.
Reality: Oral and anal sex are already illegal in several States, and people like it that way! Masturbatory devices are already illegal in Texas, and the Police in San Antonio and Austin have aggressively enforced this law, even going as far as to torture clerks that worked in stores that sold indecently-shaped soap and candles, and there has been no public outcry.

Myth: But everyone's doing it!
Reality: Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't Masturbate. (ill bet $20 that the 5% that doesnt masturbate are christians.)





yes, they are serious.
THEY REALLY ARE. nevermind the war in iraq, the oil problem,
"global warming", aids, poverty, depression, drugs, obesity being
at the highest its ever been in north america,
those are not even problems compared to the likes of people that
MASTURBATE! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU.
touching yourself is a gateway to sin, everyone.
fuck christians if they think this is america's biggest problem.
george dubya probably chokes the chicken once a day and hes a superpower.
go figure.
take a look for yourself if you don't believe me
http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/85258/1_Problem​_Facing_U_S_Masturbation
 
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LAWL SWEET june 22nd
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05:55am | Jun 23, '07 | Public
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Happy Birthday amy !!!
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HAPPPY BIRTHDAY AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY
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happy birthday amyyy!!
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happy birthday amy!
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Alex H wrote
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i already sent you one on msn and nexops.. but whatever
LOL HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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happpy birthday amsters!
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happy birthday Lesbian
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happy birthday fag
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happy birthday!!!
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happy birthday ya traitorrrr!!! lol
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Happy Birthday Ams I love u! <3
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happy birthday sturemiester
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happy bday amheee!!! i blieve i'm the first one..
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Rhianna says:
greeeeeeeting
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elysia says:
hiiiii
elysia says:
i love the way lions run
Rhianna says:
it kinda creeps me out
Rhianna says:
their skin ripples
elysia says:
i love it cause you can see all their muscles and the power they have
Rhianna says:
i guess
Rhianna says:
what are you doing on friday?
elysia says:
something w/charlee
elysia says:
if not i dont know
Rhianna says:
i may call in sick to work
elysia says:
yeah call in sick
Rhianna says:
for what?
elysia says:
work you idot
Rhianna says:
when did you get a job and where is it?
elysia says:
your a fucking idiot
Rhianna says:
i know you dont have a job
elysia says:
....
Rhianna says:
were is it?
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wtf/.
Rhianna says:
are you going to tell me where it is you peice of poo
elysia says:
i dont fucking work! lol
Rhianna says:
thats what i said you peice of shit
elysia says:
no you told me you might call in sick so i told you to call in sick
elysia says:
your a peice of shit
Rhianna says:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
elysia says:
holy shit the fat lady sings.


oh my god that is the best thing ever.
 
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fav music video of all time
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08:33pm | Jun 02, '07 | Public



U2 - Window In The Skies
 
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rodeo drunken dart throwing
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10:37pm | May 19, '07 | Public
hahahaha! good times.. this is how i won venom

 
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HAHAHAHA
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10:09pm | May 18, '07 | Public


after about 2 years i have grown the courage to put this
picture for the public to see.
THE WORST NIGHT OF MY LIFE
but hte funniest fucking picture in the world
i got no ones consent, sorry guys
HAHAHAHA IT JUST HAD TO BE DONE
oh god so ugly
 
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i am you and you are falling.
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04:46am | May 01, '07 | Public
The Broken Bridge

Being the testament of John of Boston,
baptized in water and in blood in the year named zero.






The Fall

The Bible tells us that God made Adam and Eve and
made also for them Eden, which was an earthly paradise. But
when they sinned the Lord drove
them out of Eden and into this world.

It is the nature of man to fall.

As we spoiled Eden, we have spoiled this world;
as we were driven from Eden, the hand of God has
come to drive us from this world to the next.


We have made the earth our looking-glass:
the blood of our brothers cries from the ground:
the clear water is red:
the air is thick with smokes and
poisons that are the airs of hell.
Hell is a volcano and we are the vent:
our mouths bring forth fire and ashes.


We are cast into outer darkness and
all we know is the drop: the darkness
and the terrifying speed: the fall and the falling.






The Bridge

The life of man is driving on a bridge.
Under the girders there is darkness, but I am in a high place.
I am heading for a destination, which is the future.
I have not seen this destination,
but I drive toward it with great purpose and direction.


Under the bridge are the homeless people, but I am above them.


Under the bridge are dark waters, but I do not hear them.

I have heard the bridge is broken.
Every man and woman and child in
the generations of the earth has driven off
the broken bridge and been lost:
but I do not slow down. I am in a high place,
I have purpose, I have direction. I am driving as fast
as I can to get to the other side.






On Seat Belts

We are all going to die, but do we prepare?
No.
Instead we fill our lives with things to keep us
safe. We are installing smoke
detectors as we drive onto the broken bridge, we are checking our
blood pressure, we are eating healthy,
we are wearing seatbelts and driving as fast as we
can toward the other side.


The bridge is broken and we drive into space.
Darkness rushes up to us with terrifying speed and the
smoke detectors do not help.
Now broken and screaming there
is no destination there is only blind
panic and gasping and we are trapped
in the car Consumer Reports promised us was safe.




We see the faces of those who love us through the car window.
They are trying to help but we are too
scared to think we can’t find the locks
we are tangled in the seat belt and we are
falling, turning, rolling down into darkness.
Into the water.
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nin
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01:01am | Apr 23, '07 | Public
 
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cry dawson CRY
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10:49pm | Apr 22, '07 | Public
always such a weiner in dawsons creek
im so glad joey went with pacey
you suck
eat it
 
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bahahaha
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12:56am | Apr 16, '07 | Public
 
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aaaaahh!
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05:50am | Mar 31, '07 | Public
about 95% of the profiles i see
girls that think they're glamorous on
all their pages makes me sick
so annoying
when they post their friends pictures and put
things like
"you're sooo hawt gurlie "
"sexy much?"
things like that
oh and when they say
"this girl is the hottest bitch you'll ever see"
pfft. i've seen better.
girls on nexopia are not.
fucking.
hollywood.
stop trying to impress everyone
with your dumbass skank pictures.
plus
by the sounds of your acutal profiles
i think you guys sound ridiculous.
having a conversation with a doorknob would
probably be a better choice.
"last night i got so fucked on e"
"oh yeah gurl? im not allowed in my own FACKIN
HOUSE ANYMORE"
"OMG YOURE SO KRAYzZzZeee"
"i also got my tongue pierced
cause my mom didnt want me to
so i did it
pfft what do moms know anyway
fuck i hate my mom"
"yeah me too. she doesnt let me smoke crack
in the house"
"what a bitch"
you're not hollywood
youre not glamorous
you're not hard as fuck.
you guys are all goofs.
GOOOFSSS.
you will read this and be like
is she talking about me?
yes. i am talking about you.
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LARGE LETTERS
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08:51pm | Mar 21, '07 | Public
TEN FIRSTS
First Best Friend: randy. the girl.
First Kiss: that guy in elemetnary school
First Love: uhhhhh!
First Screen Name: amster_rulz!
First Pet: sunny our doggy.
First Piercing: CLIT.. jk ears obviously.
First Crush: UHHH
First CD: backstreet boys
First Car: i dont have acards,dsks
First Stuffed animal: blanks

NINE LASTS
Last Alchoholic Beverage: bacardi gold
Last Car ride: cam about an hour ago
Last Movie Seen: lucky number slevin
Last Phone Call: my mom
Last Song: disco inferno
Last Person to make you Smile: cyrus .. he makes me laugh. that silly doggy
Last thing to make you Mad: cyrus scratching my face after making loud noises and annoying him
Last Bubble Bath: i shower alot .. no bath
Last time you Cried: i cried from laughing so hard a couple days ago talking on the phone to keely. HAHAHAHAHA. oh god.

EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS
Have you ever dated one of your best friends: no
Have you ever been arrested? no
Have you ever skinny dipped: oh many a time. by myself. hahaha. not even kidding. in my own pool.
Have you ever been on tv: no's
Have you ever been in love?: i am right now
Have you ever kissed someone, and then regreted it? yes
Have you ever had a sex dream about someone? of course.
Have u ever cheated on someone? nope never

SEVEN THINGS YOU ARE WEARING
1. socks
2. white shirt
3. bra
4. jeans
5. rings
6. underwear
7. necklace

SIX THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY
1. read my book
2. went to blockbuster
3. rented movies
4. text messaged
5. went for a tan
6. .. ate.

FIVE FAVORITE THINGS IN NO ORDER
1. tony
2. Friendsss
3. fam
4. fun things
5. music

FOUR PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO
1. tony
2. keely
3. my mom
4. dani
5. alexhaleykatie

THREE CHOICES
1. Black or White: Black
2. Hot or Cold: hot
3. Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate

TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. have kids
2. be a fucking pimp daddy hoe with my husband and be retired and retardedly fucknig rich and give money to people i really like and who deserve it.

ONE THING YOU REGRET
1. buying the wrong fucking shit for my lip now it hurts and i have to go backwards and fix it FUCK SHIT ALL OVER YOU
 
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123. wow. holy crap. hahaha
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07:17pm | Mar 20, '07 | Public
SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen.
There are 172 movies on this list. Put your score in header and re-post.


Rocky Horror Picture Show
Grease
Pirates of the Caribbean
Boondock Saints
Fight Club
Starsky and Hutch
Neverending Story
Blazing Saddles
Airplane
The Princess Bride
AnchorMan: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
Napoleon Dynamite
Labyrinth
Saw
Saw 2
Saw 3
White Noise
White Oleander
Anger Management
50 First Dates
The Princess Diaries
The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Scream
Scream 2
Scream 3
Scary Movie
Scary Movie 2
Scary Movie 3
Scary Movie 4
American Pie
American Pie 2
American Wedding
American Pie Band Camp
Harry Potter 1
Harry Potter 2
Harry Potter 3
Harry Potter 4
Resident Evil 1
Resident Evil 2
The Wedding Singer
Little Black Book
The Village
Lilo & Stitch
Finding Nemo
Finding Neverland
Signs
The Grinch
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
White Chicks
Butterfly Effect
13 Going on 30
I, Robot
Robots
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
Universal Soldier
Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
Along Came Polly
Deep Impact
KingPin
Never Been Kissed
Meet The Parents
Meet the Fockers
Eight Crazy Nights
Joe Dirt
King Kong
A Cinderella Story
The Terminal
The Lizzie McGuire Movie
Passport to Paris
Dumb & Dumber
Dumber & Dumberer
Final Destination
Final Destination 2
Final Destination 3
Halloween
Halloween 2
The Ring
The Ring 2
Surviving Christmas
Flubber
Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
Practical Magic
Chicago
Ghost Ship
From Hell
Hellboy
The Secret Window
I Am Sam
The Whole Nine Yards
The Whole Ten Yards
The Day After Tomorrow
Child's Play
Seed of Chucky
Bride of Chucky
Ten Things I Hate About You
Just Married
Gothika
Nightmare on Elm Street
Sixteen Candles
Remember the Titans
Coach Carter
The Grudge
The Grudge 2
The Mask
Son Of The Mask
Bad Boys
Bad Boys 2
Joy Ride
Lucky Number Sleven
Ocean's Eleven
Ocean's Twelve
Identity
Lone Star
Bedazzled
Predator IX
Predator II
The Fog
IceAge
Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
Curious George
Independence Day
Cujo
A Bronx Tale
Darkness Falls
Christine
ET
Children of the Corn
My Boss' Daughter
Maid in Manhattan
Frailty
War of the Worlds
Rush Hour
Rush Hour 2
Best Bet
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
She's All That
Calendar Girls
Sideways
Mars Attacks
Event Horizon
Ever After
Wizard of Oz
Forrest Gump
Big Trouble in Little China
The Terminator
The Terminator 2
The Terminator 3
X-Men
X-Men 2
X-Men 3
Spider-Man
Spider-Man 2
Sky High
Jeepers Creepers
Jeepers Creepers 2
Catch Me If You Can
The Others
Freaky Friday
Reign of Fire
The Skulls
Cruel Intentions
Cruel Intentions 2
The Hot Chick
Shrek
Shrek 2
Swimfan
Miracle
Old School
The Notebook
K-Pax
Krippendorf's Tribe
A Walk to Remember
Ice Castles
Boogeyman
The 40-year-old virgin
A Night At The Roxbury
 
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pc vs mac
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06:02pm | Mar 19, '07 | Public
funniest fucking thing
ive ever seen in my life.
 
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