HOLY SHIT!
Beaverbrook reunion or some shit like that went down last night at tequila.
Who the fuck was all there???
I LOOOVE IT WHEN I PARK ACROSS THE STREET FROM TEQUILA
AND SOMEONE DECIDES TO SIDESWIPE MY CAR AND TAKE OFF MY MIRROR AND SCRATCH THE SIDE OF MY CAR.
....BASTARDS!
Braces off TOMORROW!
FINALLYY!!!!!!!
Soo i lost my phone and had to get a new one,
which means i lost all my numbers, reply with numbers and i will add them to my phone, otherwise, text your name and phone number to 14038070894.
Thaanks.
IF YOU ARE 0 - 10% YOU ARE NOT DUMB
IF YOU ARE 11 - 25% YOU ARE A LITTLE DUMB
IF YOU ARE 26 - 50% YOU ARE MODERATELY DUMB
IF YOU ARE 51 - 75% YOU ARE PRETTY DUMB
IF YOU ARE 76 - 100% YOU ARE REALLY DUMB
BOLD THE STATEMENTS THAT APPLY TO YOU IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
TALLY UP YOUR NUMBER OF BOLD SENTANCES.
MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 2 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE.
You have walked into a wall
You have walked into a glass/screen door on more than one occasion.
You have tripped on your own shoelace and fell.
You have choked on your spit and thought you were gonna die.
You have seen the Matrix a few times and still don't get it.
You pushed a door that read pull
You type only with your two pointer fingers.
You have accidently caught something on fire.
You find Aqua Teen Hunger Force hillarious.
You have told a cop to fuck off and got screwed for it.
You have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into your nose/eye, rather than your mouth.
Sometimes when you think of something funny, you laugh out loud and people look at you weird.
You have caught yourself drooling on several occassions.
You have accidently caused an explosion.
If someone says the word "poop" you can't help but laugh for five minutes straight.
You have turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
You have been in a car accident simply because you weren't paying attention.
You have been caught driving drunk.
Sometimes you just ... stop thinking.
You've tried to lick your elbow.
After answering that you tried to lick your elbow
People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
People often tell you to use your "inside voice"
Food has fallen out of your mouth while talking.
You use your fingers to do simple math.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
You have eaten a bug for $5 or less.
You have puked in your boyfriend/girlfriend's car.
You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
You repost chain letters because you're scared of what they threaten will happen if you don't.
You have fallen down the stairs before
You have peed your pants LAUGHING.
You have ran around naked/almost naked when you were drunk.
You accidently break a lot of things.
You admire George W. Bush's intelligence.
Your friends know not to use big words on you.
Your friends like you because you're fun to laugh at.
You cock your head to the side when you're confused.
You sometimes start telling a story and suddenly forget what you were talking about.
You have fallen out of a chair before.
When you're laying in bed, you sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
You are/were in special ed.
You take ADD medication.
You don't get it.
You looked it up on dictionary.com
You had to count your total more than once before you could get the final number
Cocolime;*, You Blogg WAYYYYY TOO MUUCH!!
Reply if you agree.
P.S. Erica.... Cut down a bit....actually.... alot lol.
Why?
Why can't you be comfortable with your own self
instead of insulting your friends to make you look better?
Are people these days really that insecure about themselves?
Don't you realize if you continue to put down your friends, they wont stick around?
Another question for someone else..
Why do you hate me so, when I have done nothing to harm you,
I haven't changed since you met me. ---Solved.
Ignorance, Pure and utter Ignorance.
3 2 1 0 DAYZ TIL I AM 18!!
IM 18!!
bitchezz.
type your name with your:
hand: Brent
elbow: bren t
tounge: brrent
nose: bre4nt
feet: bren t
ear: i8u7oy
thumb: brent
knee: v nbhjgfty
You are NOT allowed to explain anything.
Must answer with only a YES or NO.
1. Taken a picture naked?
NO
2. Taken a shower with someone?
NO
3. Made out with a member of the same sex?
YES
4. Drove a car?
YES
5. Stole anything?
YES
6. Like someone?
YES
7. Been dumped?
NO
8. Stole money from a friend?
NO
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met?
YES
10. Been in a fist fight?
NO
11. Snuck out of your/someone's house?
YES
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
YES......like right now.....
13. Been arrested?
NO
14. Hugged a stranger?
YES
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?
YES
16. Left your house without telling your parents?
YES
17. Did you celebrate your 16th birthday?
YES
18. Ditched school to do something more fun?
YES
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?
YES
20. Lost a friend?
YES
21. Been on a plane?
YES
22. Been to an island?
NO
23. Slept in until 3?
YES
24. Love someone or miss someone right now?
YES
25. Lied on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
YES
26. Made a snow angel?
YES
27. Played dress up?
NO
28. Cheated while playing a game?
YES
29. Been lonely?
YES
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night?
YES
31. Been to a club?
NO
32.Felt an earthquake?
NO
33. Touched a snake?
NO
34. Ran a red light?
NO
35. Been suspended from school?
NO
36. Swore at a teacher?
YES
37. Been in a car accident
NO
38. Hated the way you look?
YES
39. Made yourself throw up?
NO
40. Crawled through a window?
YES
41. Been lost?
YES
42. Been to the opposite side of the country?
YES
43. Felt like dying?
YES
44. Cried yourself to sleep?
YES
45. Crashed a car?
NO
46. Sang karaoke?
YES
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
YES
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
NO
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
YES
50. Kissed in the rain?
NO
51. Sang in the shower?
YES
52. Made love in a park?
NO
53. Had a dream you married someone?
YES
54. Glued your hand to something?
YES
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
YES
56. Ever gone to school partially naked?
NO
57. Been a cheerleader?
NO
58. Thought about going gay?
NO
59. Didn't take a shower for a week?
NO
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?
NO
61. Played chicken?
YES
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
NO
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger?
YES
64. Broken a bone?
YES
65. Been easily amused?
YES
66. Laugh so hard you cried?
YES.
67. Mooned/flashed someone?
YES
68. Cheated on a test?
YES
69. Forgotten someone's name?
YES
70. Slept naked?
YES
71. Done something dumb while drunk?
YES
72. Drank a mixture of different sodas?
YES
73. Blacked out from drinking?
YES
74. Played a prank on someone?
YES
75. Gone to a late night movie?
YES
76. Made love to something not human?
no.
77. Failed a class?
yes
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat?
hahaha yeah
79. Smoked pot?
no
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend?
yes.....
81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July?
NO
82. Thrown strange objects?
yes.
83. Felt like killing someone?
yes
84. Thought about running away?
yes.
85. Ran away?
yes
86. Got a piercing?
yes.
87. Got a tatoo?
no
88. Fell asleep in class?
yes.
89. Made a parent cry?
yes
90. Cried over someone?
yes.
91. Owned more than 5 sharpies?
yes.
92. Dated someone (same person) more than once?
yes
93. Had/Have a dog?
yes.
94. Do you bite your nails?
no.
95. Have you ever been to Las Vegas?
no.
96. Been in a band?
yes
97. Drank 25 sodas in a day?
soon
98. Broken a CD?
yes
99. Shot a gun?
no
100. Wanted someone but could never have them?
yes.
1.Smoked. -1%
2.Drank alcohol. -1%
3.Cried when someone died. -1%
4.Been drunk. -1%
5.Had sex.
6.Been to a concert. -1%
7.Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.
8.Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob.
9.Been verbally sexually harassed.
10.Verbally sexually harassed somebody.
11.Felt someone up and/or been felt up. -1%
12.Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. -1%
13.Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14.Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15.Been to prom.
16.Cried at school. -1%
17.Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18.Went streaking.
19.Given a lap dance. -1%
20.Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. -1%
21.Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. -1%
22.Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. -1%
23.Kissed a stranger. -1%
24.Hugged a stranger. -1%
25.Went scuba diving.
26.Driven a car. -1%
27.Gotten an xray. -1%
28.Hit by a car.
29.Had a party. -1%
30.Done drugs. -1%
31.Played strip poker. -1%
32.Got paid to strip for someone.
33.Ran away from home. -1%
34.Broken a bone. -1%
35.Eaten sushi.
36.Bought porn.
37.Watched porn. -1%
38.Made porn.
39.Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40.Been in love. -1%
41.Frenched kissed. -1%
42.Laughed so hard you cried. -1%
43.Cried yourself to sleep. -1%
44.Laughed yourself to sleep.
45.Stabbed yourself.
46.Shot a gun. -1%
47.Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. -1%
48.Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. -1%
49.Been online for 9 consecutive hours. -1%
50.Watched an animal die. -1%
51.Watched a person die.
52.Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53.Pranked somebody. -1%
54.Put somebody in the hospital.
55.Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. -1%
56.Kissed somebody of the same sex. -1%
57.Dressed punk. -1%
58.Dressed goth.
59.Dressed preppy. -1%
60.Been to a motocross race.
61.Avoided somebody. -1%
62.Been stalked.
63.Stalked someone.
64.Met a celebrity. -1%
65.Played an instrument. -1%
66.Ridden a horse. -1%
67.Cut yourself.
68.Bungee jumped.
69.Ding dong ditched somebody. -1%
70.Been to a wild party. -1%
71.Got caught stealing something.
72.Kicked a guy in the balls. -1%
73.Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74.Went out with your friend's crush.
75.Got arrested.
76.Been pregnant.
77.Babysat. -1%
78.Been to another country.
79.Started your house on fire.
80.Had an encounter with a ghost.
81.Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82.Been asked out by someone that you never though you'd to be asked out by. -1%
83.Cried over a member of the opposite sex. -1%
84.Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
85.Sat on your ass all day. -1%
86.Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87.Had a job. -1%
88.Gotten cut from a sports team.
89.Been called a whore.
90.Danced like a whore.
91.Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92.Been in a car accident. -1%
93.Been told you have beautiful eyes. -1%
94.Been told you have beautiful hair. -1%
95.Raped somebody.
96.Danced in the rain. -1%
97.Been rejected. -1%
98.Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99.Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. -1%
100.Been raped.
now repost and put your "-- % virgin" as the subject
what % a virgin are you?
