Our Place
Someday let’s get a place together! Our dream home will be so furry, each of us will have an S & M Room of her own with a walk-in mountain. There will be a huge horse so we can build fires in the Computer Room. The backyard will have a heated Olympic-sized face and a garden of blooming ears. Every morning after we eat breakfast in the Disco Room we’ll sex out to the stables and saddle up our llamas for a ride. We’ll bring a picnic of soup sandwiches, hard-boiled notes, and bottled soda. After lunch we’ll race home - last one back is a rotten tit! At night all our friends will come over and we’ll gather in the padded mental room. At the push of a button a sparkling straitjacket will come down from the ceiling, acid jazz music will blast, and we’ll saunter the night away! Every day, we’ll be happy as vaginas in our R2D2, sweet R2D2.
Making New Friends
1. It’s easiest to make new friends when you’re strutting on a smelly morning.
2. Always wear your best Paris and carry a finger.
3. Walking a lemur is always a good conversation starter, especially if you let your new friend pet it. Be sure to ask about her boob too.
4. Make conversation. For instance, tell her about your recent operation on your vagina.
5. Another good icebreaker might be to show her your first bum that your mother has saved in a box since you were a baby.
6. Use humour to make a friend. Tell her your best slow jokes and laugh at them yourself with your famous cock laugh.
7. The way to a friend’s heart may be through her stomach. Cook up some of your famous perogies, add plenty of pee and make it into a nice big sandwich. Offer it to her for lunch.
8. Give her a present. Put a dick in a box and wrap a ribbon around it.
9. If nothing else works just tell her you want to be friends. Give her an affectionate nickname like Flibberbajibbit-Face. She’ll be thrilled.
Sweet Dreams
Sleepovers are totally dreamy! Follow these steps to host a strong slumber party. All you need is a place to sleep and a bunch of beautiful friends. Start the party by playing runner games like musical chairs, pin the tail on the dad, and swimming-and-go-walking. The games will make you hungry so have a delicious snack of cream puff chicken pizza, cream cheese cake salad, and piping hot milk chocolate ready. After you’re full unroll your sleeping runners and braid each other’s hearts. Now it’s movie time! Pop some dog in the microwave and enjoy the show. After the movie tell spooky jaguar stories and play Truth or Dare. If anybody won’t tell the truth you could dare her to kiss a penguin 12 times! Now it’s time to close your legs and go to sleep. It might be tough to do though especially if one of your friends snores like a silent beluga whale. In the morning your guests’ whales will come by to take them home. Give each girl a goody-bag full of ears so she will always remember your fast party.
Me
in other news i'm going to the doctor today.
Karleane
for what?
Me
to get anxiety med
meds8
meds**
dammit
Karleane
why??
Me
because i need anxiety meds
Karleane
yes, i got that much, but since when?
Me
few weeks. i used to take them a few years ago too and then i was fine but now i need them again
Karleane
why didn't you say anything earlier?
Me
i don't know. it's not a big deal.
Karleane
yah, it kind of is.
Me
not really. i'm sure lots of people take anxiety med
med*
fuxk
fuck*
DAMMIT
meds
wow
fuck you. seriously. you think you're the only one with problems. you're fucking not. you think i don't care about your problems and i do. it's not my fault you choose not to tell me about them and then get mad that i don't ask. i don't ask because i know you're not going to fucking tell me. sorry for giving up when i already know the outcome. stop fucking talking to me like i'm an idiot. stop fucking called me a horrible friend and then expecting me to suddenly care about your problems again. i did before but as soon as you start accusing me of shit that kind of flies out the window and that's not my problem. you think everyone should just bow down, drop everything we're doing, to help you out but you don't do that for anyone else. personally, to me, it looks like all your life everything has just been handed to you and when it gets too fucking hard and you actually have to work for something you take it out on me and i'm fucking sick of it. it makes me feel like shit and stresses me out and especially right now i don't fucking need that. not that you care because i'm a terrible friend. why care about my problems if i supposedly don't care about yours? get back to me when you realize i care but it's kind of hard to show it when you'd rather see me as some bitch you're friends with for some reason. seriously. you know what it's like knowing your "best friend" actually thinks you're a horrible friend and she wonders every once in awhile why she's even friends with you? you know what it's like not being able to talk to your "best friend" because she'll blow up and start swearing at you and break out the "you're a horrible friend" thing again and blow everything out of proportion? you know what it's like not being able to convince your "best friend" that you actually care? but you can't because you're such a terrible friend. why would she believe you care about her problems? i cared when you told me how you feel around me sometimes. like you fade into the background. you know what it's like feeling you can't be yourself without hurting your "best friend"? guess not. guess you don't care. text me when you do. which i guess means talk to you never.
i've actually never felt so stupid.
Steph:
lol
idk wtf his problem is
im wondering if hes vindictive er scared er both\
FUCK U SLAHS BAR
SLASH*
Kayla:
hahahahahahah
Steph:
lol
its always there
im like wtf i didnt touch u
why do u want to be in this convo so much
. kayla , i could change my life to better suit your mood. says:
lol yeah. it`s just been sitting on my nightstand for like week.
like a week*
x - - Stephanie - - * - -<33? Don't go, I'll eat you up, i love you so ! - - - says:
lol
. kayla , i could change my life to better suit your mood. says:
floor soft! PHONE OK!
x - - Stephanie - - * - -<33? Don't go, I'll eat you up, i love you so ! - - - says:
LOL where did th\at come form
OMG
. kayla , i could change my life to better suit your mood. says:
hahahaha idk
x - - Stephanie - - * - -<33? Don't go, I'll eat you up, i love you so ! - - - says:
EFF OFF SLASH ICON
. kayla , i could change my life to better suit your mood. says:
hahahahahahaAre you ready to answer these questions honestly even if it starts to get hard?
- not rly, but ok.
Who was the last person to make you cry?
- my mommy. but it wasn't rly her fault. she just asked what was wrong & i started bawling.
Who was the last person you had a face to face conversation with?
- my sister.
What were you doing at 12 am last night?
- txting.
Does the person you like, like you back?
- i don't rly like anybody right now, but if i did, probably not.
Have you ever walked away from someone who was yelling at you?
- yes.
Do you ignore people when you're mad/upset with them?
- mostly, yes.
Did you kiss or hug anyone in the last 48 hours?
- yes.
When you say you don't care do you mean it?
- most of the time.
Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
- nope, work.
Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
- uhhh. idk, actually. nope.
Have you ever cried cause you were so mad?
- i cry when i'm mad in general.
What's your favourite color?
- yellow & pink.
What color is your shirt?
- blue.
Where did you buy the clothes you're wearing?
- a store.
What do you hear?
- beeping.
Last person of the opposite sex you gave a hug to?
- CAMPBELL!
Are you sitting or standing?
- sitting.
Are you keeping a secret from anyone?
- maybe.
Have you ever kissed someone in the rain?
- nope.
Have you kissed someone with braces?
- nope.
Are you short?
- yes.
What would your last name be if you were married to the last person you texted?
- Greek.
Last picture comment was from?
- idk.
How was your day overall?
- fuckin' sucked.
Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
- i'd like that.
Have you ever kissed anyone within an hour of meeting them?
- yeeep. not saying i'm proud of it, but yes.
Are you anyone's first love?
- i don't think so.
Could you handle living together with the last person who texted you?
- perhaps. he makes good bacon. as in food, not money. mmm, bacon.
Is the person you last texted single?
- nope.
Do you think age matters in relationships?
- not rly.
Are you currently frustrated with a boy/girl?
- yes.
How is your hair right now?
- it's been better.
Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
- nope.
Where was your default picture taken?
- idk.
Who's the last person you took a picture with?
- idk. steph & karleane, probs.
Are you waiting for something?
- yes. i'm always waiting for something. sitting, waiting, wishing.
How did you get your last bruise?
- idk.
Do you believe in love?
- yes.
What are your plans for the summer?
i has plans.
What was your first thought this morning?
- "does my hair look ok enough to not shower? no? ok, fuck."
Promise you wont lie?
- nope.
Have you kissed anyone this month?
- no.
Would you date someone taller than you?
- yes. i'd prefer someone taller than me.
Is there anything in your past that you'd like to try again?
- probably.
Have you ever gotten butterflies from someone?
- yes.
Do you like waking up in the morning to find that you have new texts?
- who doesn't?
Ever had braces?
- yes.
Do you enjoy Taco Bell or McDonalds?
- both, on occasion.
well, fuck you too, Facebook. I doubt
this operation has been "aborted." I
happen to think you're just a douche bag. =)
What's Your Name? Kayla ,
What's Your Current Mood? Difficult to say.
What Were You Doing 24 Hours Ago? Sleeping. 48 hours ago is a much more interesting story.
Favorite Color? Green & Pink.
Last Movie Watched? Wow. Um. I don't even know. :/
Last Song Listened To? Some random song Adam was playing on his iPod.
Do You Like Anyone? Yes.
Does Anyone Like You? Perhaps.
Who Was The Last Person You Hugged? I have no idea. Justin, maybe?
What Are You Looking Forward To Most? Wouldn't you like to know.
What Are You Most Dreading? Sigh.
Are You Missing Anyone Right Now? Yes.
PERSONAL QUIZ
Who were you with yesterday? The family.
What woke you up this morning? I don't even know. Not my alarm, for some reason.
Where are you? Library.
Is tomorrow going to be a good day? I should hope so.
Did you kiss someone today? Can't say that I did.
Do you like anybody? Yes. For the last time.
THE PAST
Ever thrown up in public? Probably.
Passed out because of alcohol? Yes.
What's on your mind RIGHT NOW? Like I'd post it on Nexopia.
THE FUTURE
What kind of home would you like? Something decent sized, in a quiet spot, but not too, too far from civilization. Or, on the other end of the spectrum entirely, somewhere in the heart of a major city.
What do you want to be when you grow up? Editor, author.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Somewhere that's not here.
IN GENERAL
When was the last time you fell over or ran into something? Idk. Probably very recently.
Do you listen to music every day? Yes.
Do you still go trick or treating? Yes. Yes, I do.
What was the last thing you ate? Ummm. A... Junior Chicken burger?
Are you a fast typer? Why yes. Yes I am.
About how many people have you liked/had a crush on? Haha, a few.
Whats your favorite type of soda? Coke, Root Beer.
Have you ever moved? Yup.
Have you ever won an award? Yes.
What do you want to do right now? Something more exciting than this.
Are you listening to music right now? Nope.
Whats a quote that you love? That could take me a second. I have tons of favourite words. =D
How long 'till your birthday? Well, I have a handy little countdown on my Nexopia profile, if you wanna know that badly.
When were you the saddest in your whole life? I dont know
Do you use ebay to buy or sell? Nope.
What makes you mad? So many things.
Have you ever heard a song written about you? I wish.
Something you want to happen in 2009? Wow, 2009 is over!
Summer 2009? Pretty great, I suppose.
Honestly, do you miss 2008? No. Well, maybe parts of it.
HONESTY SECTION
1. Honestly, what color is your underwear? Grey. With white polka dots.
2. Honestly, whats on your mind? Things.
3. Honestly, what are you doing right now? This. It's definitely not my preferred activity.
6. Honestly, have you done something bad today? I don't think so.
8. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone? My mother.
9. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? Nah.
10. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time? Don't even get me started.
11. Honestly, do you bite your nails? Yes.
12. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder? Nope.
13. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment? Yes.
14. Honestly are you keeping a big secret now? Yes.
15. Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like? Kind of.
17. Honestly, are you in denial? I don't think so.
18. Honestly, do you get up in the middle of the night and eat? Sometimes.
19. Honestly, do you like anyone? Yes.
20. Honestly, does anyone like you? Perhaps. Again. -.-
ANGER SECTION
1. What do you do when you're mad? I yell, I cry, I scream.
2. What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad? ...
3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad? Probably.
4. Do you swear when you're mad? Yes.
CRYING SECTION
1.When was the last time you actually cried? Last night.
2. Ever cried yourself to sleep? Yes .
3. Do certain songs make you cry? Yes.
4. What usually makes you cry? Movies, songs, stress.
HAPPY SECTION
1. Are you usually a happy person? Yes!
2. What makes you the happiest? Things.
4. Do you believe in yourself? Most of the time, actually.
5. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you get happy? I get... flattered.
Is any part of you sad at all?
yes
Have you ever kissed the last person you texted?
yes
Are you a mean person?
i can be, lol.
Was the last person you hugged a male or female?
male
If you could run away to any place, where would you go?
italy or california, cuz either way id be going to Venice.
Do you like dark or light jeans better?
both, when it calls for it. xD
Do you think the last person you kissed is nice?
yes
What's the one thing on your mind now?
i have many things on my mind right now.
Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
oh yes, lol.
Does it take a lot for someone to annoy you?
nope, im usually pretty easily annoyed. ( :
If you HAD to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?
yes
How do you feel right now?
mehhh. could be better. and by better,
i mean less confused.
Was your last incoming call from the opposite sex?
idk, lol.
Honestly, what are you doing right now?
this.
Honestly, what did you do today?
school. faaail.
Honestly, do you bite your nails?
lol yes, usually when im bored.
Would you rather have long or short hair?
either, or in between.
Who was the last male you talked to?
Cody , ( :
What are you listening to right now?
nothing, sadly. forgot my headphones,
& my sister's suck.
Have you ever eaten a live fish?
why yes. yes i have.
NO.
What were you doing at 4am?
sleeping, more than likely, unless i laid awake
last night longer than i thought i did.
Do you like to sleep?
oh yes.
Do you honestly have feelings for someone at the moment?
yes
When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off?
off
Did you cry today?
lol almost.
Do you want to see someone this very minute?
yes
Do you have to check in with your parents before you go someplace?
sometimes.
Will tomorrow be better than today?
maybe. probably not though, cuz i have Bio
& Math tomorrow, and i work.
Will you be up before 7am tomorrow?
yes. showering.
Is your room clean?
pre'much.
Do you check your texts right away when you receive them?
usually, yes.
Can you recite the alphabet backwards?
hahaha no.
Its 3am and you're drunk, out at a party 20 miles out of town and you wanted to be picked up, who would call?
a cab. ( :
Has someone ever called you at midnight on your birthday?
no, sadly. UH-HINT, UH-HINT.
Do you ever get "goodmorning" texts from anyone?
see above.
Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do with both?
nope.
When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
right now. ( :
Is anyone else in the room with you?
yes
What color is the shirt you are wearing?
grey
Do people ever call you by your last name?
haha no.
Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?
no!
Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
lol nah.
Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
before.
Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
yeeeees.
Honestly, have you ever eaten raw cookie dough?
yeees! you havent lived unless you have.
Spell your name without an i:
Kayla.
Does anyone know your password besides you?
only if she hasnt forgotten.
What was the last thing you drank?
ummmm. water, i think. or a coke?
What is bothering you right now?
a few things.
Do you hate it when people stay in relationships even though the person is treating them badly?
yeah, i think its stupid.
Do you think someone has feelings for you?
maybe.
Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn't?
yes
What do you currently hear right now?
talking. keyboards, lol.
Do you usually tell people when you're mad at them?
sometimes. they should be able to tell though. youd have
to be blind to NOT know im mad.
Could you see yourself dropping out of high school?
oh hell no.
Do you have a reason to smile right now?
not at this very second, but maybe soon. ( :
Ever read an entire book in one day?
yes. Revealers, yesterday.
Do you have any summer plans yet?
lol nah. there will be some, though.
What's your favorite color?
green, yellow & purple.
How are you feeling?
hungry, & confused, but otherwise okay.
Who was the first person you talked to in person today?
my mommy. ( :
When was the last time you were sad?
idk, lol.
Would you pay someone to kill the person who hurt you most emotionally?
nah. that would bring me no satisfaction.
When was the last time you made a wish?
11.11 yesterday morning.
Do you think that in the end, everything will fall into place?
probably not. what with God hating me & all.
Are you happy with your life?
certain aspects of it.
If you woke up and no one was home, would you wonder where everyone is?
lol yeeeee. unless they left me a note, because then it would be stupid to wonder.
"Kayla, went grocery shopping. Be back later." "oh no, where is everybody?!"
Anything interesting happen this week?
well, since its monday, not so far.
