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• 10°C: Americans Turn On The Heat; Canadians Plant Gardens.
• 4.5°C: Californians shiver uncontrollably; Canadians Sunbathe.
• 1.5°C: Italian cars won’t start; Canadians drive with the windows down.
• 0°C: Distilled water freezes; Canadian water just gets a little thicker.
• -18°C: New York City landlords finally turn on the heat; Canadians have last cookout of the season.
• -40°C: Hollywood disintegrates; Canadians rent some videos.
• -51°C: Mt. St. Helen’s freezes; Canadians girl guides sell cookies door to door.
• -73°C: Santa Claus abandons North Pole; Canadians pull down earflaps.
• -114°C: Ethyl alcohol freezes ; Canadians get frustrated when they cant unthaw the keg.
• -273°C: Absolute zero, all atomic motion stops; Canadians stop and say “cold, eh?”
• -295°C: Hell freezes over; Vancouver Canucks win Stanley Cup.
• 4.5°C: Californians shiver uncontrollably; Canadians Sunbathe.
• 1.5°C: Italian cars won’t start; Canadians drive with the windows down.
• 0°C: Distilled water freezes; Canadian water just gets a little thicker.
• -18°C: New York City landlords finally turn on the heat; Canadians have last cookout of the season.
• -40°C: Hollywood disintegrates; Canadians rent some videos.
• -51°C: Mt. St. Helen’s freezes; Canadians girl guides sell cookies door to door.
• -73°C: Santa Claus abandons North Pole; Canadians pull down earflaps.
• -114°C: Ethyl alcohol freezes ; Canadians get frustrated when they cant unthaw the keg.
• -273°C: Absolute zero, all atomic motion stops; Canadians stop and say “cold, eh?”
• -295°C: Hell freezes over; Vancouver Canucks win Stanley Cup.