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02:19am | Nov 06, '08 | Public
S: ridiculous… and drunk…

did she actually say and i quote:
“I don’t think I’m ready for you to get to know my place yet”?

i probably would have kicked her in the crotch and happily given her dog a golden shower. nobody fucks with a man and his number 1s and 2s. i thought everybody (both sexes) knew this.

the good news…
thinking with your “penis” actually delays the sense of urgency when the “bladder” starts talking. guys, you know what i’m takin bout. hollah.

if she is as good (legs and buttocks) as you indicate, then she is probably worth it. sounds like a possible match. i will cross the fingers.

S:“…but I find something incredibly arousing in dating a woman who could kill me seven different ways with her bare hands…”

That would rule out about about 1% of the female population. Over 9 years old.

I bet eeven Sofia could hold you down with her right hand tied to her left foot.

What’s the name of that Bond movie where the girl kills the guys with her thighs?

Now seriously, congratulations sergio. Let us know when you find out if wightlifters really have ALL of their lower body muscles really tight and under strong voluntray control.

R:I’m with you on the “something incredibly arousing in dating a woman who could kill me seven different ways with her bare hands” thing I’m not sure why, but fighter chicks are painfully sexy!

She sounds like a keeper, dude. She fights like batman, /and/ she likes dogs! You’ll have to teach her to show a little more respect for your bladder, though.

And in the defence of my native tongue, the only people I know who use the term “bitch” to refer to female dogs are breeders. Most pet owners just specify gender with a “boy-/girl-” prefix, or let the name speak for itseslf.
 
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02:12am | Nov 06, '08 | Public
DE: Good desicion, though thinking with your dick can sometimes lead to trouble.

And I agree; talking about dogs in English is akward. In Spanish you can just say Perro/Perra but in English it’s dog and bitch. What a strange language.

T: “Sonya is a humongous boxer bitch she shares her house with. They sleep together, too (talking about dogs in English is awkward).”

After the lead up about weightlifting and the batMAN comment, I was almost led into thinking that “Sonya” was her lesbian companion. I need to get my mind out of the gutter and you need to make it clear that Sonya is a dog and not just a bitch. Good story though, odd she didn’t want you using her bathroom. :-/
 
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01:51am | Nov 06, '08 | Public
PENIS: Heeeelllooo, everyone!
BRAIN:Oxygen! Oxyy…
PENIS: Wow! Did you look at those LEGS?
BLADDER:Nice of you to drop by to the party. Where the hell have you been? I’m DYING here!
PENIS: Wow! Did you look at those LEGS?
BLADDER:Will you consider my feelings for once, asshole??
ASSHOLE: Hey! Leave me out of this! I don’t plan to be involved in this at all.
PENIS: They’re like… LONG! and STRONG! Wow… legs…
BLADDER:Shut up! SHUT UP! The both of you! I swear to god, if I go down, I’m taking you both with me!!
PENIS: And the boobs! They’re not really big, but boy, they’re perky! Niiice boobs…
BLADDER: That does it! I’m going nuclear! REMEMBER KEH-SAHN!!!!
 
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