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Meat hook sodomy.
Butchery my meat hooks sharpened to penetrate
Emasculate, gouging crotches I will eat
Hung upside down, holes punctured through half-chewed
Gristle, debauchery, with dead bodeys turning green
Upheaveal of human entrails
Deterioration of grated genitals, dangling from the hooks
Obscene feeling deep inside me
Dislocating, separating a blood-drenched body
Begin the anal grouting
Awaiting insertion, to rip out intestine
Bodily destruction
Vulgar molestation
Treachery neverending soul ripping
Lifeless bodies rot, petrified
Clogging veins
Pressure building
Scabbing cloted sores dehydrate
Condemned to a life of obscurity
Dismal dimensions of my being, I explore my thoughts
Through murder
Devoting my life mutilation
Streams of blood saturate, grubs feed on dilapidated
Stumps, darkness overshadowing the killing
Eyes now dealate
Bodies disintegrate
Razor sharp hooks implanted in your rectum
Splitting bodies, spilling guts on the ground
Sodomising living beings with my utensils
Stabbing out your life stripped of all your skin
Disgusting to the world
Beaty to my eyes
The body lying naked discharging my infection
Invigorating where I kill, intoxicating
Invoking suffering of human beings
Grinding orfices my only therapy
Sculpting gore
Muscle tissue
Resnaping
Mounds of flesh, deformation
Skulls of victims stacked like trophies
Bleeding from your arse sudden blood ejection


Fuckin Eh.
 

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balls
2 things that have nothing to do with one another but Im gonna link them lol.
Freebird, writen by the band lynard skynard is my favourite song
Bands, my favourite bands are Rush Dragonforce and Slayer.
Dragons, they are fucking awesome, anyone who doesnt like dragons can gtfo
GTFO, get the fuck out, as in, TITS OR GTFO
Tits, slang for breasts, girls have them
Girls, i like them cause guys are yucky
Yucky, OMG coliflowers are yucky
vegitables, for about a year ive eaten mostly veggies cause killing animals is bad
Animals, its the band that wrote house of the rising sun
Houses, I like my house but not my town
towns, once i read in a book that there was this town that had a lottery and they killed the winner of it at the end
killing people, fuckin eh!
eh, yeah bitch im canadian
bitch, what my dog is
Dogs, ive had too, a boy and a girl, maggie is the one i have now
Now, Things suck in the world right now, fuck it.
The world, its totally not worth my time
Time, it pisses me off
piss, i just took one
one, song by metallica, one of their FEW good songs
good, good is lame, evil is awesome
evil, its pretty sweet, the dark side has cookies, darth vader said it himself
darth vader, i totally met the dude who played him
totally, this blog is totally lame
totally, this blog is totally lame
totally, this blog is totally lame
totally, this blog is totally lame
totally, this blog is totally lame
totally, this blog is totally lame
totally, this blog is totally lame
totally, this blog is totally lame
totally, this blog is totally lame
totally, this blog is totally lame
totally, this blog is totally lame
totally, this blog is totally lame

repeating yourself over and over, thats totally gay
totally, repeating yourself is totally gay
LOL wtf, im retarded.


Retarded, what I am
what i am, retarded.
I am What retarded.


someone kill me.
 

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sweet game
http://www.zooass.com/games/honeybear/honeybear2.s​html
 

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HERES MY THOUGHTS ON HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS....

IT KICKED ASS
I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF ALLOT OF PEOPLE DIED, IT WAS GENIOUSLY WRITTEN AND ONE OF THE BEST PEICES OF LITERATURE I HAVE EVER READ....
IF ANY ONE CANT AFFORD THE BOOK TELL ME AND TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED, BUT PLEASE EVERYONE, BUY THIS BUY, ITS THE SECOND BEST IN THE SERIES( 1ST HALF BLOOD PRINCE, 2ND DEATHLY HALLOWS, AND THE RESTED ARE TIED FOR 3RD LOL)
I WANT TO KISS JK ROWLING FOR GIVING THE WORLD HARRY POTTER... VIVA LE 'ARRY POTTER (fans will get that insider lmao)

BTW DID ANYONE NOTICE THAT THE TITLES HAVE A PATTERN?!
IT GOES OBJECT, PLACE(AND/OR ORGANIZATION), PERSON
PHILOSIPERS STONE- OBJECT
CHAMBER OF SECRETS- PLACE
PRISIONER OF AZKABAN- PERSON (S. BLACK)
GOBLET OF FIRE- OBJECT
ORDER OF THE PHENOIX- ORGANIZATION
HALF BLOOD PRINCE- PERSON (IF YOU HAVENT READ IT YET, ITS BEEN OUT FOR 2 FUCKING YEARS SO IM GONNA TELL YOU WHO IT IS, ITS SNAPE, WHO KILLS DUMBLEDORE)
DEATHLY HALLOWS- OBJECTS (SORRY THIS IS A SMALL SPOILER)

KINDA WIERD EH???
 

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kinda makes u think... about chili
If you read this, even if we don't speak often
post a comment with a memory of you and I.
It can be anything you want, either good or bad.
When you're finished, post this paragraph on your blog and
you'll be surprised about what people remember about you
 

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wtf ewwwwww
here was this girl and she was with her friend.


They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.


The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.



It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.


She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.


Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:


SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??


XxLoVemExX: What??


XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??



SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.


XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??


SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.


XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?


SatanStalker: I just do.


Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.


Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.


At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.


XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sh*t out of me.


SatanStalker: You should be afraid.


SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.


They were in shock.


Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a f*cking psycho!


The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?


SatanStalker: I am.


SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.


XxLoVemExX: What? My house?


SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.


XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.


SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.


SatanStalker has just signed off.


The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls


friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything


she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.


If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die!

repost this saying "wtf ewwwwww"
 

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2007 for fuck sakes
You know you live in 2007 when...










1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.












2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.












3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.












4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.












6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.











7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.












8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.











9. You were too busy to notice number five.











10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.












11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.









12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did
 

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i predict that george w. bush, the president of the united states of america, will be shot and killed today (july 4) at around 4:30 pm

yet this event will give me great happiness, it will also bring my saddness

as you know a man named dick cheney is vice president, if my prediction happens the man who was behind the terror attacks of 9/11 and who shot a demacrat senetor in the back of the head "by accident" (bull shit)
and who is supporting war crimes all around the world will be let into office, george bush my not have been the smartest man in the world, but he wasnt much of a terrorist, he couldnt make such a scheme, he relied on daddy and cheney for that, an act that will cost him his life today.

if my prediction isnt true, i will take this blog off the first second of july 5th 2007, how ever if the president is killed, i will keep this up forever

hopefully tho, the shooter hits cheney to.
 

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thing
Part 1: How I Came To Be
Were you a planned baby?: no
Were you the first?: yup
Were your parents married when you were born?: no im a bastard
When is your birthday?: sept 26

Part 2: My Family
How would you describe your family?:boring
Are your parents married, divorced or separated?: iunno
If you have siblings, are you oldest, middle, youngest?: oldest
What are your siblings names?: mandy
Did you wish you had any other siblings?: noooo
Which parent do you get along with best?: my dog
Do you have step parents?: no

Part 3: The Friends
Do you have more than one best friend?: 3
Who is your best friend?: philip and travis and mikey
What do you like to do when you are together?: stuff
Do you share the same interests?: kinda
Which friend can you tell anything to?: differs
Who's the shyest friend you have?: phil prolly
Who's the funniest friend you have?: mikey
Who can always make you laugh?: mikey

Part 4: Your Personality
How high/low is your self esteem?: high as a fucking rocket
Are you happy?: nope
Do you live life to the fullest: Fuckin a i dont
Do you regret anything?: a shit load
Are you funny: fuck ass, if you laughed, then yes
Are you shy?:kinda
Are you loud?: u fuckin bet

Part 5: Appearance
Are you comfortable with the way you look?: meh
Do you have any piercings besides your ears?: i wish
How do you dress?: like myself
Are you tall or short?: kinda average
Fat or skinny?: im the fat kid, what the ass do u think?
What colour is your hair?: brown
What colour are your eyes?: green
Do you wear makeup?: nope

Part 6: The Past
Were you a strange child?: meh
Used to love something that you no longer do? iunno
Do you have the same friends?: yes
Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing?: besides seeing my parents naked, nope

Part 7: The Future
What is your ambition?: music
Do you want to get married?: no
Do you want to have kids?: i wanna adopt
What would you like to name them? it would be a boy and geddy after geddy lee from rush

Part 8: The Outdoors
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?: outdoors.
What is your favorite season: fall by far
Favorite weather?: warm and windy
Do you like walking in the rain?: running, with my shirt off

Part 9: Food
Are you a vegetarian?: no.
What is your favorite food?: pussy, no tacos
What food makes you want to gag?: curry
What is your favorite dessert?: pie
What is your favorite restaurant?: joeys only
Are you a fussy eater: take the f out and put a p (just kidding)

Part 10: Relationships and Love
Are you single or taken?: singlee
If taken who is the lucky boy/girl?:your mom
Are you in love?: never been
If so, who are you in love with?: n/a
Do you think love is the best feeling in the world?: yea probably
Do you believe in love at first sight?: noe
 

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the ten minute solo
ok this song is my best yet, i promise
ok it starts off slow just some lame 3 note repeatitive riff in g or some fucking thing
then i blast my fucking destortion out and release the fucking wildest solo riffs ive ever dreamed of, ripping my fingers off and feeding them to dogs and then playing with my bloody palm for like ten minutes playing shit in all the scales, soon every note on my guitar has been played like 40 times then i stop on a high b and tremelo like 400 times
then i get on the microfone and i say one word

bitch
 

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you know thats it hard
when you just dont care
about things people want
and they fucking stare
whenever you walk
down the fucking street and like hey
your a douche
your a big stupid douche what can i say
your a fucking asshole you prick
you die today
this is the song for a person i knew
who stands out around the bar
looking for a little rockstar
who goes around
playing his song
that sounds like this
your face is fucked
you smell like piss
get a life
get a job
you douchey nob
i hate you
i allways have
you dirty cum stain
you walk down higgens and main
you dress like a chick
though you have a....moustache
and you cling to the streets
you oh so love
and you like
to get it shoved
or rammed
depends if its a fifty or a twenty
(guitar solos and off - the wall riffs)
(more)
(even more)
(now im pushing it)
(now the rest of my band gets pissed off and throws me into a wall, smashing my guitar)
what a fucking douche
 

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my next blog entry
you get over 40 you're considered a "Bad Kid"

1) smoked x
2) consumed alcohol x
3) slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex x
4) slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex x
5) made out with someone of the opposite sex
6) had sex
7) had someone in your room of the opposite sex x
8 ) watched porn x (only once of course)
9) bought porn
10) done drugs x
11) taken pain killers x
12) taken someone else's prescription medicine
13) lied to your parents x
14) lied to a friend x
15) snuck out of the house x
16) done something illegal x
17) cut yourself
18) hurt someone x
19) wished someone to die x x x x x x x x x lol
20) seen someone die x
21) missed curfew (i don have curfew )
22) stayed out all night x
23) eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
24) been to a therapist
25) been to rehab
26) dyed your hair x
27) received a ticket
28) been in an accident x
29) been to a club x
30) been to a bar x
31) been to a wild party x
32) seen the Mardi Gras
33) had a spring break in Cancun
34) had a spring break in Florida
35) sniffed anything
36) wore black nail polish
37) wore arm bands x
38) wore t-shirts with band names x
39) listened to rap- x (i deeply regret it)
40) own a 50 cent cd
41) dressed gothic x
42) dressed prep
43) dressed punk x
44) dressed grunge
45) stole something xxxxxxxx
46) been too drunk to remember anythingx
47) blacked out
48) fainted
49) had a crush on your neighbor (kinda) x
50) had someone sneak into your room
51) snuck into some one else's room
52) had a crush on your best friend's sib (travis??? not my type lol)
53) been to a concert x
54) dry humped someone x(jokingly)
55) been called a slut x
56) called someone a slut x
57) installed speakers in your car (wtf y would someone be bad for doing that?!)
58) broke a mirror x
59) showered at someone of the opposites sex's house x
60) brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush
61) consider ludacris your favourite rapper
62) seen an R rated movie in theaters x
63) cruised the mall ????
64) skipped school x
65) had an eating disorder nope im a fat guy:P
66) had an injury like a million x
67) gone to court
68) walked out of a resteraunt without paying x
69) caught something on fire x
70) lied about your age x
71) owned an apartment
72) cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend
73) cheated with someone
74) got in trouble with the police x
75) talked to a stranger xxxx
76) hugged a stranger x
77) kissed a stranger
78) rode in the car with a stranger x
79) been sexually harrassed x
80) been verbally harrassed x
81) met face to face with someone you met online x
82) stayed online for 12 hours straight
83) talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight x
84) watched tv for 12 hours straight
85) been to a fair x
86) been called a bad influence x
87) cursed x fucking a i did lol
88) prank called someone x
89) laid in the bed with someone of the opposite sex x
90) cheated on a test x once in gr.3 but then i confessed lol
91) cheated on homework x
92) held hands with someone of the opposite sex x
93) been pushed into a pool x
94) played pool x
95) watched 5 hours of mtv straight... gross...
96) had a crush on someone years older than you x
97) had a crush on someone younger than you x
98) worn eyeliner x
99) skinny dipped
100) laughed at someone who was seriously hurt x

holy fucking asscrackers! sixty fucking two

im a bad boy... i guess?

lesbos rule
this entry was all about the lesbos, their just two more girls that want nothing to do with me lol


the next one will be about ceiling fans... im serious
 

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i am a gothy nerd
What type of guy are you ?
Directions: Put an "x" in the box next to the thing you do.

GANGSTER
[ ] Diamond studs in their ear(s)
[ ] Big, baggy shirts
[ ] Pants that are down far enough so you can see their boxers
[] Short hair
[] Expensive shoes
[ ] "Bling"
[ ] Slang (wut up dawg, etc.)
[] Fancy watches
[ ] Listens to rap
Total:0

SKATER
[ ] Wears skate shoes,
[] Skates
[x] Long hair
[ ] Tight pants
[] Tan
[ ] Athletic
[ ] Wears hats
[x] Listens to rock
[ ] Wears brands like Element, Zoo York, etc.
Total: 2

EMO/SCENE
[ ] Straightens hair
[] Wears eyeliner
[ ] Lip piercing
[ ] Paints nails black
[ ] Tight pants
[x ] Listens to emo music
[ ] Likes Hawthorne Heights
[ x] Quiet
[x] Writes poetry/song lyrics
[x ] Wears alot of black
Total: 4

PUNK ROCKER
[ ] Wears Tripp pants
[x ] Piercings
[] Tattoos
[x] Hair dyed unnatural colors
[] Funky hairstyles (mohawks and the like)
[] Wears converses
[x ] Pants with chains
[x ] Listens to punk music
[ ] Wears plaid
[x] Plays guitar/drums/other instrument
[x] Doesn't care what people think; confidence
Total: 6

GOTH
[x ] Wears alot of black
[ ] Shops at Hot Topic
[ ] Wears black makeup
[ ] Wears combat boots
[ ] Wears pants with straps
[x ] Black hair
[ x] Long hair
[ x] Listens to death metal
[ x] Pale
[ x] Hates the world
[ x] Writes poetry/song lyrics
Total: 7

GAMER
[ ] Plays lots of video games
[x ] On the computer alot
[x ] Plays online games
[ ] Constantly talks about games
[x] Will play games with you fairly
[ ] Wears glasses
[x ] Good with computers
Total: 4

REDNECK
[] Lives on a farm
[ Strong
[] Tan
[x] Loves animals
[x] Hardworking
[] Has alot of redneck customs
[x] Enjoys riding on his tractor
[] Listens to country music
Total: 3

ANIME/MANGA FREAK
[x ] Likes anime
[ ] Likes manga
[ ] Has a room full of anime/manga stuff
[ ] Listens to J-rock or J-pop
[ ] Dresses in Japanese street fashion
[ ] Asian
[ ] Talks about anime/manga constantly
[ x] Can speak a bit of Japanese
Total: 2

NERD
[ x] Knows HTML/CSS/other computer language
[ x] Has their own website
[ ] On the computer 24/7
[ ] Has glasses
[ ] Quiet and reserved
[ x] Goes on forums
[] Listens to any type of music
Total: 1

SMART
[x ] Types with proper grammar and spelling online
[x] Is a good writer
[x] Has a big vocabulary
[x] Always answers questions
[] Helps with homework
[] Gets good grades
[x] Can have a decent intelligent conversation
[x] Knows alot about politics and other things most kids aren't into
[x] Has smart comebacks and knows how to defend themselves
Total: 7

so im like a gothy nerd, neat
 

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some newer songs
NEW HIGHSCHOOL JOKE

is this what you wanted
lying drunk on the floor
naked and spread eagle like a whore
didnt you want anymore
when you were a little girl

is this what you wanted
a world spinning around before your eyes
and getting sick
as a freind holds your hair back
while you let go of the drinks you had that night
everyones looking at you now
your shirt is sooked
and your becoming a new highschool joke

is this what you wanted
lying drunk on the floor
naked and spread eagle like some whore
naked and spread out like a whore
naked and spread out like a

is this what you wanted
a night gone to waste
just so you could get a taste of what it feels like to

lie naked on the floor
spread eagle like some whore
all you need is a closed door

is this what you wanted
lying drunk on the floor
naked and spread eagle
hoping for a closed door

Horror Show

Syliva runnin down your chin
blood puring from your wrist
you cut yourself again
you cut yourself again
this is our new found horror show
were all the loners and misfits go

welcome to your mind
could you stay awhile
youve been planning this day
for ever since you were a child
its a dark and lonly place
sure to kill for your race
and be the last one
to stand on ground

this is our new found horror show
were all the loners and misfits go

deathly winds charge though
deathly hallows
the fires burn hotter than the sun
you can never tell
if your souls trapped in hell
because

this is our new found horror show
were all the loners and misfits go

now your trapped
heat of battle
deathly stench
your blood soaked your clothes
trapped between rows
of the armys of darkness youll carry on
hopefully

this is our new found horror show
were all the loners and misfits go

Ahh!!! now theres

Syliva runnin down your chin
blood puring from your wrist
you cut yourself again
you cut yourself again
this is our new found horror show
were all the loners and misfits go

this is our new found horror show
were all the loners and misfits go

The Titan.

I walked down
a cold desert dune
acient egiptian ruins
and a windy plain unlike any ive ever seen

the wind shook the trees
as the night came down
the moon shone me my way through the world
the beauty of it all was beyond my word
id like to go back there someday
if theyd let me

but for now im stuck here to tell my story
the wind blew the birds off the trees
and brought me to my knees
the moon shown down like none ive ever seen
on the night the sky owned the sea

ships and sailormen took down their rafts
the rails broke and the wind took
another hit
the jackson was marooned
but the titan was doomed
but the titan was doomed
and the night was bearing down the sky
who owned the sea
who shook oh so violently

the poets on the boat tryed to write what the felt
but the captain knew the words would drown
first to go was the titan it
went down first
the titan shook and
put up a fight
but nothing could escape this night

dear lady please dont wait for me
the winds taken down our ship at sea
dear lady please dont wait up for me
dreaming of second chances secretly
the winds taken down our ship at sea
dear lady please dont wait for me


some of my best so far i think
 

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FAT AND SKINNY KID ON YOUTUBE!!!
YES THATS RIGHT, ME (FAT KID) AND PHILIP (SKINNY KID) ARE NOW ON YOUTUBE. PLEASE DO NOT PUT OUR REAL NAMES ON THE COMMENTS. BUT LEAVE SOME COMMENTS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcpk9wWodpQ

thank you for your support, sorry for the videos poor sound quality the sounds a bit off, were trying to get that fixed... sorry
 

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