BASICS

Height:	174 cm - 178 cm (5'9" - 5'10")
Weight:	69 Kg - 73 Kg (151 lbs - 160 lbs)
Birthday:	March 01, 1987
Sexual Orientation:	Heterosexual
Dating:	Single
Location:	Port Coquitlam, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Join Date:	06:52am \| Nov 23, '05
Profile Updated:	12:06am \| Dec 16, '09
Last Active:	07:08pm \| Nov 11, '09

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Reading Material:	Humor, Mysteries, Myths and Legends, Poetry
Movies:	Action, Classic, Comedy, Horror, Psychological Thrillers, Westerns
Art:	Doodling, Drawing, Film/Video Making, Painting, Photography, Singing, Song Writing, Writing
Animals/Pets:	Cats, Dogs, Rabbits, Reptiles
Video Games:	First person shooter, Fighting, Racing, Role Playing, Sports, Strategy
Cars:	Domestic, Imports, Nascar, Offroad, Classics
Music:	Alternative, Classic Rock, Country, Hardcore, Hip-Hop, Punk, R & B, Rap, Rapcore, Reggae, Rock, Techno, Trance
Sports:	Baseball, Basketball, Boxing, Fishing, Golf, Hockey, Kickboxing, Martial Arts, Paintball, Rock Climbing, Skateboarding, Snowboarding, Soccer, Swimming, Weight lifting, Wrestling, Wakeboarding
Activities:	Cooking, Drinking, Gambling, Karaoke, Listening to music, Partying, Poker, Traveling
Outdoor:	Camping, Fishing, Going to the beach, Hunting, Hiking, Exploring, Suntanning, Traveling

MEEE

Deleriously I'm dancing through crowds furiously... blazin bowls chronically apperiances seem easily....abused... caught in the moment my brains defused...i got so much to say but there's no rhymes to be used...i got strengh to gain problems to refrain pleading for insanity when i first became...metaphoracilly speaking im creeping....behind ur shower curtian u might find me peeking....my styles provoked minds choked ryhme croaked line after line cocaines got my brain soaked....Elements...Errelavance i strain... as long as it doesn't leave a permanant stain i stay vain to the game proclaim the same thang that got me upstrained in this fukin rap game!! Now close your eyes...count to ten....thoughts upstracted while i hold this pen..."gotta catch that breath dont miss that call...writing catchy one-liners on the bathroom stall" My name is Dwayne MC named Dwizzy....havin trouble stayin sane livin with no pity.....my rap skills like a narrow edge dont be misled any MC steps to this their as good as dead....like a dogg i shed waiting to be fed.....THE BIG WERDS SMACK TERDS BACKWARDS I CRACK NERDS!! Individually wrapped placed in neat little rows...becoming a peice of everything that grows...fleeting off far to another galaxy if my ryhmes were a text they'd be italic G!! don't you see? you can't fuck wit me...
the illest MC that u every did see Dwizzy!! It's mentholated it's techno...sleep life death speed coke and meth yoh....all of which u take to ventalate gettin higher than high and trustin in fate...lately a thought acoured to me....if i was to grab the mic which one of ya'll serve me?? the answers no one cause im obsolete...shinin brighter than the sun hottest kid you'll meet... your gettin defeated deplieted like a flock of birds that fleeted...south, you better fukin watch your mouth....
Now don't make me take this shit to a whole diffent level
because inside of me released is the devil.......

BRO'S FOR LIFE

Gettin boozed up with Nick and Phat Boy

There it is....there what is?? Ur just fuuuuked uuuup Dwayne

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-MARYJANE- first rhyme i ever wrote!!!!

Rollin a joint, smokin a bowl, let tha cherry burry deep in my soul
Hittin ounces at a time as i stick this rhyme, spittin out werds and verbs each time
I grow tha seed of the weed to get the tha greens, im tha illest fukin dealer u ever did see
So if u need sum weed just roll on by, I'll hook you up fat it's a gauranteed high!
Northern lights worth the fights, doctor atomic grows it right
SO INHALE!! EXHALE!! to feed tha need of tha weed
I smoke maryjane everyday till tha day I die, 420's the time i like to get high
So take a hoot.....pass that shit.....left hand rule thats how we do it
Just sit baaaack relaaaax....blaze and do what u should
Just sit baaaack relaaaax....blaze and do what u should

Chorus: X2

"Yah that sticky ickys got a hold of me
its just that fine green leaf that i really need
so just sit back, and blaze like u should
kick back an spit raps in ur hood"

Now i'm here today to confess my love, to a drug called weed that i really do looooove
She's like my white dove we can do stuuuuuff, any day or time in tha rain or shiiiiine!!
I rely on my bong to get me along, through the day....i sing this song to maryjay
and depend on her absolutely!! Everytime i need a thought to stay an play as i spray
There's no more or less I can say, is that maaaaryjaaane is the only way
That i can stay sane, with so much pain, it's kinda hard to maintain to this game
So just light a joint as i chill wit my guuurl...just tryin to make sum coin in this cold world
in this cold world... yaaaah yaah ....... in this goooood daaaaahm cooooold wooooorld

Chorus: X4

STRAIGHT DWIZ 101, POCO'S FINEST!!
"I'll make u smile for the simple fact im good at it, i'll make u smile just so i can sit and look at it" - favorite qoute

"I love and respect all woman of all kinds and would never ever cheat on a gurlfriend or sumone i love." qoute -Dwayne J Matychuk-

TJ my brotha youll never be forgotten, Rest In Peace my good friend

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CHUCK LIDDELL VS. RANDY COUTURE

The nuttiest of the nuttiest

BOARDING IS NOT A CRIME!!!! GO BIG OR GO HOME!!!

EMINEM IS MY IDOL AND THA BEST RAP ARTIST THERE EVER WILL BE

Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
When they know they're your heart
And you know you were their armour
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'em
But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you?
And everything you stand for, turns on you, despite you?
What happens when you become the main source of a pain?
"Daddy look what I made", Dad's gotta go catch a plane
"Daddy where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy where is she?"
I don't know go play Hailie, baby, your Daddy's busy
Daddy's writing this song, this song ain't gonna write itself
I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself
Then turn right around on that song and tell her you love her
And put hands on her mother, who's a spitting image of her
That's Slim Shady, yeah baby, Slim Shady's crazy
Shady made me, but tonight Shady's rocka-by-baby...

And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

I keep having this dream, I'm pushin' Hailie on the swing
She keeps screaming, she don't want me to sing
"You're making Mommy cry, why? Why is Mommy crying?"
Baby, Daddy ain't leaving no more, "Daddy you're lying
"You always say that, you always say this is the last time
"But you ain't leaving no more, Daddy you're mine"
She's piling boxes in front of the door trying to block it
"Daddy please, Daddy don't leave, Daddy - no stop it!"
Goes in her pocket, pulls out a tiny necklace locket
It's got a picture, "this'll keep you safe Daddy, take it withcha'"
I look up, it's just me standing in the mirror
These fuckin' walls must be talking, cuz man I can hear 'em
They're saying "You've got one more chance to do right" - and it's tonight
Now go out there and show that you love 'em before it's too late
And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door
It's turns to a stage, they're gone, and this spotlight is on
And I'm singing...

And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

Sixty thousand people, all jumping out their seat
The curtain closes, they're throwing roses at my feet
I take a bow and thank you all for coming out
They're screaming so loud, I take one last look at the crowd
I glance down, I don't believe what I'm seeing
"Daddy it's me, help Mommy, her wrists are bleeding,"
But baby we're in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?
"I followed you Daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'
"You lied to me Dad, and now you make Mommy sad
"And I bought you this coin, it says 'Number One Dad'
"That's all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin
"I get the point - fine, me and Mommy are gone"
But baby wait, "it's too late Dad, you made the choice
"Now go up there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us"
That's what they want, they want you Marshall, they keep.. screamin' your name
It's no wonder you can't go to sleep, just take another pill
Yeah, I bet you you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real
I hear applause, all this time I couldn't see
How could it be, that the curtain is closing on me
I turn around, find a gun on the ground, cock it
Put it to my brain and scream "die Shady" and pop it
The sky darkens, my life flashes, the plane that I was supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes
That's when I wake up, alarm clock's ringin', there's birds singin'
It's Spring and Hailie's outside swinging, I walk right up to Kim and kiss her
Tell her I miss her, Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister
Almost as if to say..

And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

http://www.eminem.com/

WHAT MAKES DWAYNE HAPPY??

>
I enjoy long walks on the beach yadda yadda yadda
> Romantic dinners under the moon light, yadda yadda
> World peace would be nice, pffff lmao
> Gettin to know sumone intresting, cause i like intresting people
> Partyin with good friends and family
> Hittin my bong, "tha big apple"
> SMOKIN THA KILLA ILLA STICKKY ICKY!!!
> Workin hard for my money and havin a beer right after, that's the best
> Drinkin brews and playin poker
> GURLS GURLS GURLS GURLS AND MORE GURLS!!!
> THE VANCOUVER CANUCKS ROCK!!! Nassy all the way
> Being loved by sumone special, that's a good feeling
> Loving sumone special, but be careful "love hurts"
> I love my mom, she the dopest. Dad.... i guess ur cool too, lol
> All my buds, you know who u are, ur all dope, lets get drunk and fight!

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