If beer has never touched your lips, or you've never packed a dip. Never dropped the mits then your not a hockey player, and if you are, your not a very good one
- Todd Bertuzzi
The Mysteries of a Hockey Player
This pretty much says it all..........
We are the cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the world.
Live the dream until they are 35 then realize they never made it.
Ladies love us, guys want to be us, we are the soul of the universe.
You lace up the skates, put on the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing else matters.
It doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl is being a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way there...you're world is absolutely perfect for the next couple hours.
Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, living on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways,going top cheese, countless hours of practice, bag skates, puking, thousands of dollars, dangling d-men, end to end rushes, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packing bombs,
dropping the mitts, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, the word "fuck", pick up, tape to tape sauce,let downs, miracles and most of all - the game of Hockey.
Why?
Why do we skate back and forth night after night?
Skating so hard we throw up.
Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head, while your lungs are grasping for air.
Late nights, early mornings, Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones,torn muscles and deep bruises.
We skate through it all.
Because we live off our adrenaline, because the game frees your spirit, because the party in the locker room is second to none, because you're invincible once you step on the ice, because one shot can make you smile all night,sniping the twine, backy shelf where momma keeps the peanut butter, the rattling of the boards, the feel of the puck, and skates carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by, because its possible to skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind.
Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment.
Why?
Why would someone push themselves so hard the uneducated pussies always ask?
, A, AA, AAA, JR.A, WHL, US COLLEGE, PRO ...
It's never been for the fucking money, it's not for the girls, and it's not for the fame. 'The Boys' play because we fucking love it
FRIENDS
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BASICS
| Height: | 174 cm - 178 cm (5'9" - 5'10") |
| Weight: | 69 Kg - 73 Kg (151 lbs - 160 lbs) |
| Birthday: | March 22, 1992 |
| Sexual Orientation: | Heterosexual |
| Dating: | Single and looking |
| Living Situation: | Living with parents/relatives |
| Location: | Kingston, Ontario, Canada |
| Join Date: | 01:10am | Jun 14, '06 |
| Profile Updated: | 07:16pm | Jan 04, '08 |
| Last Active: | 10:55pm | Apr 07, '09 |
INTERESTS
| Reading Material: | Humor, Mysteries |
| Movies: | Action, Comedy, Horror |
| Animals/Pets: | Dogs |
| Cars: | Drag Racing, Drifting, Formula 1 |
| Sports: | Badminton, Baseball, Basketball, Fishing, Golf, Hockey, Ice-skating, Lacrosse, Paintball, Rollerskating, Running, Snowboarding, Swimming, Track and Field, Volleyball, Water-skiing, Wakeboarding, Motocross, Snowmobiling |
| Activities: | Drinking, Listening to music, Partying, Poker, Darts |
| Outdoor: | Camping, Fishing, Going to the beach, Hunting |
| Computers: | E-mail, Instant Messaging, Surfing the net |
HOCKEY
HOCKEY
Here's to. . .
the stars in the show and
the guys going to the show
the boys in the juniors
. . .living the dream
and the die hards
. . .lighting up the beer leagues.
Here's to. . .
the snipers, the playmakers
the grinders, the fighters
the power forwards, the blue chip d-men
the bottle fillers and the men in the pipes
the men on the bench
. . .and the boys in the box.
Here's to. . .
sniping ginos, chizzling apples
throwing sauce, undressing tendies
banging home rebounds
making big glove saves
. . . and burying OT winners.
dirty dangles, sick toe drags
backhand toe drags, spin-o-ramas
bar and ins, top cheese, One-Tees
snappers and clappers, big-time celly's,
poke-checks, pad-stacks, big hits
hip-checks, train tracks
and toe-to-toe tillies.
Here's to. . .
long bus trips, the early morning practices
the bag-skates, the battles in the corners,
the bad dental, the sweet flow
the playoff beards, the tears, the laughs
the team shakers. .
the beauties wheeling hot broads
. . .and the gongers wheeling swampers.
Here's to. . .
the wins, losses, and ties,
the end-to-end overtimes,
the gruelling training camps,
the pre-season exies,
the regular season battles
the playoff wars
. . . and raising the cup.
Likes
Girls, Partying,
Hockey, Chillen with friends,
Chew, Toe to Toe hockey tillies,
Stanley cup playoffs, Money, and
Toys like dirtbikes, quads, ski- doos, sea-doos and soo on.
Dislikes
Annoying ppl, Fake drunks,
Fake ppl, Liars, Getting bag skated,
Chewless, Ppl who think there the shit
but really they arn't.
When i have no money,
When ppl have cells but never use
them.
the stars in the show and
the guys going to the show
the boys in the juniors
. . .living the dream
and the die hards
. . .lighting up the beer leagues.
Here's to. . .
the snipers, the playmakers
the grinders, the fighters
the power forwards, the blue chip d-men
the bottle fillers and the men in the pipes
the men on the bench
. . .and the boys in the box.
Here's to. . .
sniping ginos, chizzling apples
throwing sauce, undressing tendies
banging home rebounds
making big glove saves
. . . and burying OT winners.
dirty dangles, sick toe drags
backhand toe drags, spin-o-ramas
bar and ins, top cheese, One-Tees
snappers and clappers, big-time celly's,
poke-checks, pad-stacks, big hits
hip-checks, train tracks
and toe-to-toe tillies.
Here's to. . .
long bus trips, the early morning practices
the bag-skates, the battles in the corners,
the bad dental, the sweet flow
the playoff beards, the tears, the laughs
the team shakers. .
the beauties wheeling hot broads
. . .and the gongers wheeling swampers.
Here's to. . .
the wins, losses, and ties,
the end-to-end overtimes,
the gruelling training camps,
the pre-season exies,
the regular season battles
the playoff wars
. . . and raising the cup.
Likes
Girls, Partying,
Hockey, Chillen with friends,
Chew, Toe to Toe hockey tillies,
Stanley cup playoffs, Money, and
Toys like dirtbikes, quads, ski- doos, sea-doos and soo on.
Dislikes
Annoying ppl, Fake drunks,
Fake ppl, Liars, Getting bag skated,
Chewless, Ppl who think there the shit
but really they arn't.
When i have no money,
When ppl have cells but never use
them.
THE TRUTH ABOUT DIRTBIKES
10 REASONS WHY DIRTBIKES ARE BETTER THAN GIRLFRIENDS.......
1- Bikes dont get pregnant
2- If your bike is too loose you can tighten it
3- Bikes dont whine unless something is really wrong
4- You can share your a bike with a friend
5- Bikes dont care how many other bikes you have ridden
6- Bikes dont care if you buy bike magazines
7- You can ride your bike anytime of the month
8- Bikes dont insult you if you are bad rider
9- You dont have to take shower before you ride your bike
10- You can ride your bike the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner, see a movie or meet its parents
hahaha truee
oh and
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1- Bikes dont get pregnant
2- If your bike is too loose you can tighten it
3- Bikes dont whine unless something is really wrong
4- You can share your a bike with a friend
5- Bikes dont care how many other bikes you have ridden
6- Bikes dont care if you buy bike magazines
7- You can ride your bike anytime of the month
8- Bikes dont insult you if you are bad rider
9- You dont have to take shower before you ride your bike
10- You can ride your bike the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner, see a movie or meet its parents
hahaha truee
oh and
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