I am a:
what color/kind of socks are you wearing?
red= loud
green= stupid
none= freaky
white= beautiful
fuzzy=gorgeous
yellow= innocent
purple= a little too happy
black= emo
strips= funny
gray= skanky
pink= preppy
light blue= sweaty
other= hot
white= sexy
what kind of pants are you wearing?
shorts= cutie
skirt/skort= skank
corduroy= faggot homosexual
tight jeans= scene kid
ripped jeans= emo
cammo= cage fighter
jeans= prep
pajamas= pimp
cargo= clown
sweats= athlete
boxers= brat
bootie shorts= female
pj's= ninja
capris= Gangster
nothing= hoe
dickies= weirdo
bikini bottoms= tiki girl
Other=sex addict
what is your natural hair color?
auburn= That every one wants to make out with
blonde= with a broken heart
black= with a sexy smile
dark brown= with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
red= that likes to have fun
brown= with a nice ass
dirty blonde= With sexy eyes
bald= with herpes
other= who loves to be different
who
Pick the month you were born on:
1 - ate
2 - needed
3 - killed
4 - cuddled with
5 - killed
6 - smoked with
7 - who banged
8 - ran shirtless with
9 - stabbed horible
10 - shot
11 - slept with
12- ran naked with
Pick the day you were born on:
01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - The trojan man
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - A homo
12 - Paris Hilton
13- a horse
14 - a lesbian
15 - a stripper
16 - a pickle
17 - a shoe
18 - a lover
19 - an orange
20 - a dildo
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a whore
23 - my crush
24 - an easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a condom
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma
Pick the color of Shirt you are wearing
White - because I love marijuana
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Blue- because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because Thats how i roll
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Aqua-Cause the 306CBZ kick cunt
Total the number of things in each list you've done.
1. smoked
2. consumed alcohol
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5. kissed someone of the same sex
6. had sex
7. had someone in your room other than family
8. watched porn
9. bought porn
10. done drugs
MY TOTAL SO FAR: six
1. taken painkillers
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine
3. lied to your parents
4. lied to a friend
5. snuck out of the house
6. done something illegal
7. cut yourself
8. hurt someone
9. wished someone to die
10. seen someone die
MY TOTAL SO FAR: thirteen
1. missed curfew
2. stayed out all night
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
4. been to a therapist
5. been to rehab
6. dyed your hair
7. received a ticket
8. been in an accident
9. been to a club
10. been to a bar
MY TOTAL SO FAR: eigheen
1. been to a wild party
2. been to a Mardi Gras parade
3. drank more than four beers in a night
4. had a spring break in Florida
5. sniffed anything
6. wore black nail polish
7. wore arm bands
8. wore t-shirts with band names
9. listened to rap
10. owned a 50 Cent CD
MY TOTAL SO FAR: twenty - four
1. dressed Gothic
2. dressed prep.
3. dressed punk
4. dressed grunge
5. stole something
6. been too drunk to remember anything
7. blacked out
8. fainted
9. had a crush on a neighbor
MY TOTAL SO FAR: twenty - eight
1. snuck into someone else's room
2. had a crush on your friend.
3. been to a concert
4. dry-humped someone
5. been called a slut
6. called someone a slut
7. installed speakers in your car
8. broken a mirror
9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
10. brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush
MY TOTAL SO FAR: thirty - two
1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater
3. cruised the mall
4. skipped school
5. had surgery
6. had an injury
7. gone to court
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
9. caught something on fire
10. lied about your age
MY TOTAL SO FAR: thirty - nine
1. owned/rented an apartment
2. broke the law in the police's presence
3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf
4. got in trouble with the police
5. talked to a stranger
6. hugged a stranger
7. kissed a stranger
8. rode in the car with a stranger
9. been harassed
10. been verbally harassed
MY TOTAL SO FAR: fourty
1. met face-to-face with someone you met online
2. stayed online for 5 hours straight.
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight
5. been to a fair
6. been called a bad influence
7. drink and drive
8. prank-called someone
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
10. cheated on a test
MY TOTAL SO FAR: foury - nine
My Grand Total: fourty - nine
Grand Total: -If You Have Less Then 10.. write [im a Goody Goody]
-If You Have More Then 10.. write [im still a goody goody]
-If You Have more Then 20..write [im average]
-If You Have More Then 30..write [im a bad kid]
-If You have more then 40..write [im a very bad influence]
-If You Have more then 50..write [im a horrible person]
-If You Have 60..write [ i should be in jail ]
-If You Have more then 70..write [im going to hell]
-If You Have more then 80..write [something is fucking wrong with me]
Sometimes love isn't about how much someone suits you ,
but how much you're willing to change to suit them.
On the phone wiith sara .
MOST epic conversation .
Sara - You ' re rude .
Jason - NO i ' m noot ,
Sara - If you don ' t appoligize , i will hang up .
Jason - Then you wont be able to hear my SEXY voice !
LOL good tiiimes maan .
Jason has a fauxhawk !
it ' s seexxy = )
cheeck the piccs !
