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Shut up no one cares!
Your depressed? FUCK YOU!
 

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Your still on my mind...FUCK!
I think we were going to fast
i think we were trying to hard
i think we started to soon
i think now were way to late!
baby were headed in the wrong direction
 

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I guess i have no life...
If you've seen over 100 films, you have no life.
Mark the ones you've seen.
There are 239 films on this list.
Then, put x's next to the films you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Have fun.

Teen/ Romance:
( ) Cinderella Story
( ) Another Cinderella Story
( ) Step Up
( ) Step Up 2
( ) High School Musical
(x) High School Musical 2
( ) High School Musical 3
( ) Hannah Montana Movie
( ) Enchanted
(x) Sydney White
Total: 2

(x) She's the Man
( ) Licensed to Wed
(x) The Break-up
(x) 13 going on 30
( ) 27 Dresses
( ) P.S I Love You
( ) Made of Honor
(x) What Happens in Vegas
( ) Get Smart
( ) The Princess Bride
Total: 5

( ) Camp Rock
( ) Wild Child
(x) Ella Enchanted
( ) The Princess Diaries
( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
(x) 50 First Dates
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Hotel For Dogs
(x) Just Married
(x) Freaky Friday
Total: 9

( x) The Hot Chick
( x) Sleepover
( ) Confessions Of a Shopaholic .
( ) Twilight
( ) Nancy Drew
( ) The Devil Wears Prada
( ) No Reservations
( ) The Perfect Man
( ) Australia
( ) Never Been Kissed
Total: 11

Comedy/Humour:
( ) Yes Man
( ) Bedtime Stories
( ) The Pink Panther
( ) The Pink Panther 2
( ) Marley & Me
( ) Cheetah Girls
( ) Cheetah Girls 2
( ) Bratz
( ) Haunted Mansion
( ) Mall Cop
Total: 10

(x) The 40-year-old virgin
(x) Night in the Museum
(x) Evan Almighty
(x) Bruce Almighty
(x) White Chicks
(x) Neverending Story
(x) Meet the Spartans
(x) Meet the Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
Total: 20

( ) Scream
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Pie Band Camp
Total: 28

Adventures:
(x) Harry Potter 1: The Sorcerer’s Stone
(x) Harry Potter 2: The Secret Chamber
(x) Harry Potter 3: Prisoner of Azkaban
(x) Harry Potter 4: Goblet of Fire
(x) Harry Potter 5: Order of Phoenix
( ) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
( ) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
( ) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
( ) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
( ) Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Total: 33

( ) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
( ) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
( ) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
( ) Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull
( ) The Mummy
( ) The Mummy 2
( ) The Mummy 3
( ) Journey to the Centre of Earth
( ) City of Ember
( ) Finding Neverland
Total: 36

(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
( ) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
( ) Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's end
(x) X-Men
(x) X-2
(x) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x) Spider Man 3
(x) King Kong
Total: 44

(x) Hellboy
( ) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
( ) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
( ) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
( ) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
( ) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
(x) Underdog
(x) A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Batman- The Dark Knight
Total: 48

Action/ Thriller
( ) The Matrix
( ) The Matrix Reloaded
( ) The Matrix Revolutions
(x) Terminator
(x) Terminator 2
(x) Terminator 3
( ) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Ocean’s Thirteen
( ) Casino Royale 007
Total: 51

( ) Bourne Identity
( ) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Underworld
(x) Butterfly Effect
( ) Death Note
( ) Death Note 2
( ) Death Note 3: L Change the world
( ) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
(x) I, Robot
Total: 53

(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
(x) Rush Hour 3
( ) Mission Impossible 1
( ) Mission Impossible 2
( ) Mission Impossible 3
(x) I am Legend
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
(x) Signs
Total: 58

Horror:
(x) Saw
(x) Saw II
(x) Saw III
(x) Saw IV
(x ) Saw V
(x) The Grinch (Dr. suess is a Horror?)
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(x) The Ring
(x) The Ring 2
Total: 67

( ) Final Destination
(x)Final Destination 2
(x) Final Destination 3
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Child's Play
(x) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
Total: 70

(x) The Grudge
(x) The Grudge 2
( ) The Haunted Apartment
( ) Siren
( ) Silent Hill
(x) The Mask
(x) Son Of The Mask
( ) Alone
( ) Omen
(x) House Of Wax
Total: 75

( ) The Eye
( ) The Eye 2
( ) Shutter
( ) When A Stranger calls
( ) The Fog
( ) The Orphanage
( ) The Skulls
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
Total: 75

Cartoons:
(x) Lilo & Stitch
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
(x) Madagascar
( ) Madagascar 2
( ) Kung Fu Panda
( ) Bolt
(x) Wall-E
(x) Monster Inc
(x) Shark Tale
Total: 92

(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
(x) Shrek 3
(x) Finding Nemo
(x) ET
(x) Cars
(x) Ratatouille
(x) Toy Story
(x) Toy Story 2
(x) The Incredibles
Total: 104

Inspirational:
(x) Little Miss Sunshine
( ) I Am Sam
(x) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Coach Carter
( ) The Last Dance
( ) To Kill A Mockingbird
( ) Conrack
( ) Midnight Sun
( ) Little Black Book
( ) Rwanda Genocide
Total: 107

Classics:
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Titanic
( ) Romeo & Juliet
( ) Frankenstein
( ) A Midsummer Night's Dream

Total: 107
 

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TRUTH!
Scene kids are a bunch of SEE YOU Next Tuesdays
 

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NO ONE CARES!
Stop posting blogs about it
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK!
 

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DICKS AND PCIKELS TO MAKE SOUP!!!
THE SCHOOL YEAR`S ALMOST OVER HONESTLY UNDERLINE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE DONE IN 08/09 SCHOOL YEAR

lost a friend
stayed in a realationship the whole year
stayed single the whole year
kissed someone new
made out in a car
kissed in the snow
kissed in the rain
fell in love
had your heart broken
broke someone else's heart
had a stalker
questioned your sexual orientation
came out of the closet
got married
had a divorce
had a gay marriage
dated someone you'll never forget.
done something you've regretted
lost your true love
lost faith in love
cried over a guy / girl
kissed under mistletoe
shoplifted
caught a shoplifter
been caught shoplifting
got a promotion
got a raise/changed jobs
lost your job
quit your job
applied for a job
got fired from your job
did something you were proud of
discovered a new talent
were involved in something you'll never forget
painted a picture :phaha there amazing
wrote a poem/song
ran a mile
listened to music you couldn't stand
skinny-dipped
went to a sleepover
went camping
threw surprise party
had a party
laughed till you cried
laughed till you peed in your pants
slept the whole day
flirted with a boy / girl / boyfriend / girlfriend
visited a different country
cooked a disastrous meal
lost something important to you
lost someone important to you
got a gift you adore
realized something new about yourself
tripped over a coffee table
dyed your hair
came close to losing your life
someone close to you died
went to a party
did drug(s)
got arrested
read a great book
saw a great movie
pretended to like someone
saw a movie so scary that it made you cry
saw one of your favorite bands / artists live
saw someone famous in person
did something you want to tell everyone



Im not very eventfull
 

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To you...
Your chains have shackled you down,
on the lowest form of life
the whore you've become
is worse then the fucking
maggots that crawl apon you like a knife
One more week!
With no Sleep
I cant seem to rest
while thinking of death!

Tonight I have found my bed
Slian apon an angles lie
I just cant help to smile
at the this funeral


I walk forth in to the darkness
of the devouring blackness of hell
ONE MORE WEEK!
WITH NO SLEEP!
I cant seem to rest
Knowing that i'll wake up dead!
 

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Stolen from Sara
Name: Catlin Renaud
Single or Taken: Well i whould say taken but not exatly
Happy about that: I lvoe my sara
What are you wearing right now?: Black shorts and a chilren of bodom shirt
Can you make a dollar in change right now: NOt right now, im a debit person
Who is your closest friend(s): Brae, Brian and Brittnay and my Sara is not my freind shes closer then that

Favorites
Kind of pants: Those kind of shorts that are to long for shorts and to short for pants
Number: 666
Animal: Possume, Dolphin, or an Albatrose
Drink: MILK!
Month: July!
Juice: Apple
Favorite cartoon character: CORN HOLIO!

What is...
Your good luck charm? Luck is for pussies
What is beside you? My ipod
Last thing you ate?: Cereal
What kind of shampoo do you use?: Some kind of curl stuff

Final Questions:
What are you listening to right now? Maze of Torment - Morbid Angel
What did you do yesterday? Sat here and did nothihng.
Hated someone in your family: I hate lots of ppl
Gotten any awards?: HAHA no
What car/truck do you wish to have: A cardboard cut out
you want to get married? To sara yes
Good driver? Some what
How many remote controls are in your house? in my whole house? like 14
What do you dream about? Last night i dremnt i got in a fight with some kid i highly dislike
When you last showered: I honestly just got out
Phone or in person: Both
Indoor or outdoors: I like outdoor, but it depends on my mood

Random.....
21. Do you have a crush on someone right now? Crush is a pussy weak word i whould say someone i adore very much and yes
22. What book are you reading now ? I cant read that very good
23. Best feeling in the world? With Sara, Getting you ass kicked in a pit
24. Future KIDS names: Shannon and what ever sara wants
25. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: Not no more...
26. What's under your bed: A bunch of stuff for my drum set
27. Favorite sports to watch: Anyting that the Nitro circus is doing...
30. What are you most scared of right now: saras dad.....
38. Song that's stuck in your head right now?: This calling - All that Remains
(thanks for reminding of you you dick quiz)

Random
what color is your underwear right now? Blue Captin morgan boxers
Whats the first things you notice about the opposite sex: eyes & smile (WOAH SAME THING AS SARA)
butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? Butter and salt the most unhealthy way!
Favorite Flower?: If Black Roses existed it whould be that
Have you ever fired a gun? Paint ball gun....
Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car?Never been on a plane
How many pillows do you sleep with? 2 at most
Do you think (any of) your ex(s) or old best friends miss you? Sara misses me thats all i care about

Favorite:
. Gum: Anything gum like..
. Season: Spring

When was the last time you:
. Cried: I dono...
. Laughed: LAt night at something
. Hugged someone: Sunday
. Felt depressed: Possibly now...if i cant see sara today
. Felt overworked: NEVER!

What was the last:
. Word(s) you said: FUCK!
. Thing you ate: YOU ASKED THIS QUESTION YOURALERADY YOU ASS!
. Song you listened to: Suffer The Children - Napalm Death
. Last thing you drank: Milk in the cereal...
. Place you went to: LAmb of god On sunday \m/
. Movie you saw: I don't know
. Movie you rented: My best freinds girl

Who was the last person you:
. Hugged: A girl Named robyn at lamb of god shes pretty niffty
. Instant messaged: Sara and Katie
. Shared a secret with: I don't have any
. Saw: My mom...
. Were angry with: EVERYTHING!!! iwant my sara god dammit!
. Can't take your eyes off: Umm Randy Blythe....

Have you ever:
. Danced in the rain: No when it rains when im aorund its uauly like 3 in the morning
. Had a movie marathon: Never
. Gone too far on a dare: I dont dare i just do things
. Spun around till you got dizzy: Lots

My Life:
. School you go to: Borden
. Gay: What? No I love sara
. Nationality: White and Brown at the same time
. I'm feeling: PISSED OFF i want my sara
. I'm listening to: Angry MEtal
. I'm craving: SARA!!!!!!!!!!!
Love:
. Love is: SO METAL!
. My first love : Was sara and i like it
. Love or lust: WTF is lust? I love Sara
. Possible to be in love w/ more than one person at the same time: Yah i'd say
. When does love hurt: All the time, But i ov hurt it HURTS SO GOOD!
. Are you in love: at the moment...Sara and Love are the same words to me

Opposite/same sex:
. Turn ons: Bright Blue eyes, A Girl That loves to Head bang and listen to Metal
. Turn offs: When shes accutly a guy...
. Do your parent's opinion on your gf/bf matter to you? I don't honestly care what anyone thinks of my sara only me!
. Where do you go to meet new people? People Usualy introduce other random ppl to me
. Are you the type of person to give and ask for numbers? I give my number to lots of ppl

Lately:
. How are you today? PISSED!
. What pants are you wearing right now? Shorts
. What does your hair look like at the moment: Curly and Strange
. What song are you listening to right now? Corpsegrinder - Massacare
. How is the weather right now? WHO GIVES A FUCK!
. Who are you talking to on the phone? No one
 

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Yes im SORE!#
Last night kicked muiltaple asses

Children of Bodom's intro

FUCK FUCK FUCK U FUCK YOUR FUCKING SHIT YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK!
 

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I THEIVED THIS!
ABSOLUTELY
"NO"
LYING QUIZ;



1. last cigarette? Don't smoke

2. last beverage: Water?

3. last phone call: A couple hours ago

4. last text message: Don't gots a cell really

5. last song played: Hail Destroyer - Cancer Bats

6. last BUBBLE bath: oh fuck... um... 3 months ago?

7. last time you cried : Umm mabey a month ago

8. last meal: COOKIE!


SEVEN "have you's":


1. have you ever dated someone twice?: No. HAVE YOU!

2. have you ever been cheated on?: Nope im to amazing!

3. have you ever kissed someone & regreted it?: Yep! BUT IT WASENT SARA I LOVE SARA!

4. have you ever fell in love?: Currtley am...

5. have you ever lost someone?: no fun

6.have you ever slept until 2pm?: Even later

7. have you ever been drunk and threw up?: If so i don't remember



SIX things you did in the past three days


1. Went to school
2. Went to youth group
3. Made my neck not sore nymore
4. ate food
5. LEFT MY DAMN IPOD IN SASKATOON!
6. LEarnd a new song


List 6 people you can tell pretty much anything to ---
1. Brae
2. Sara
3. Brittnay
4. I don't trust anyone else that deeply not even brian!
5.
6.

list THREE favorite colors ---
1. black
2. black
3. METAL!

list THREE things you want to do before you die ---
1. See Slayer
2. See and meet The Black Dahlia Murder
3. Be amazing and marry Sara



SIX This Month Have You?...


Laughed until you cried: Nope

Went behind your parents back: Pleantly of time!

Found out who your true friends were: All my freinds are true freinds





What Do You Think About?...


1. Your last kiss? Taste of choas (sara <3) I love her so much

2. Gay Marriage?: I don't care live a life

3. Lowering the drinking age? I honestly don't care, its not gona change anything

4. Straight, Gay, or Bi? Im pretty straight

5. Who are the best huggers that you know? Lots of ppl!

6. Do you believe in love at first sight? I always get to know someone first

7. Is there something you want to tell someone? Yes...*clears throut* IM AS FLOPPY AS A SEAL!!!!!!!!!!!! ( i thought u all should know)

8. What brand of shirt are you wearing? Chilren of bodom \m/

10. What is your current annoyance? Bitches

11.How many kids do you want to have? around 3 but spaced apart

13. Do you wanna change your name? NO KITTY CAT IS CUTE AS ACOUPLE OF MANGOS!

14. Last time you saw your father? A couple hours ago, sleeping

15. What did you do for your last birthday? A bike. (wich sucks by the way)

16.What time did you wake up today? 7: 02 Like always

17. What were you doing at midnight last night? Probbly jerking off.... IM KIDDING HOLY SHIT!!! i was sleeping

18. Name something you CANNOT wait to do? SEE SARA LIKE IN A COUPLE DAYS YO!!!

19. What is your favorite thing in your room? MY DRUMS CANT LIVE WITH OUT THEM!

20. Where is your best friend right now? at home there all at home except for brittnay shes goign to saskatoon
 

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Im just folowing the rules...
PASS IT ALONG ... Add Your Name To The Bottom Along With The Song That
You're Listening To Right Now Or The Last Song You Listened To, Followed
By "during sex"

Stephanie- diva during sex
Jocelyn - Don't Trust Me during sex
Cat- Reduced to Mere Flith during sex
 

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(l)LOVE + her (L)
Your more amazing then i could ever imagined
 

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[RICH KID]
You go tanning.
You own a cell phone.
You love going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You have tons of shoes
You hate buying things that are on sale
Total: 1

[GOTH]
Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You shop at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an atheist.
You have piercings.
Total: 6 FUCKING METAL MAN!

[SKATER]
You can skateboard
You like Converse.
You wear plaid.
You hate MTV.
You have/had/want blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair
You love skater/surfer girls/boys
You dislike pink.
You dont really like rich kids.
You wear skate boarding shoes.
Total: 4


[NERD]
You love the computer.
You like Star Wars.
You were/are supposed to wear glasses.
You get straight A's.
You love reading.
You were/are in band.
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
Total: 1

[EMO]
You are depressed sometimes.
You have black-rimmed glasses.
You like the band Thursday.
You cry easily.
You like emo music
You hate being called emo.
You keep a journal/diary
You have written a sad poem.
You have/had a sad MySpace layout.
Total: 3

[GHETTO/GANGSTA]
You like rap
You are in a gang
You wear rubberbands on your pants.
You swear a lot. IM SORRY!!!
You had a free style contest.
You have worn Converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total: 2


[SCENE/HARDCORE]
You wear a bandana.
You love(d) the Ninja Turtles, Pokemon, etc.
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You love Norma Jean.
You wear band tees
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to dance.
Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
You wear tight jeans.
Total: 5


[PREP]
You love Laguna Beach\The OC/The Hills.
You have a tiny/medium sized dog.
Your usual outfits consist of pink
You like buying shoes A LOT.
You shop at AE A&F Hollister
You love to shop.
You love skirts/jeans.
You love Nicole Richie.
Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
You wear big sunglasses
Total: 0 thank god

[ATHLETIC]
You watch the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or cleats.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a special shelf for trophy's and awards.
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment
You belong to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number prefered for your jersey
Total: 1

[TEXAS COWBOY/GIRL]
You listen to country
You've heard of Kevin F'n Fowler
You own/wear boots
You are in the FFA (or something similar)
You live on a farm/ranch
You don't have cable/satelite
You have an accent
You love big trucks
You own a cowboy hat
Your fav. movie has a cowboy in it
Total: 0
 

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I guess its my first blog
HARD .
one : will you answer every question honestly ? yah...
two : have you ever stayed up all night while drunk or high ? nope
three : have you ever punched anyone in the face ? I've wanted to, but i'm usually a non violent person
four : do you miss anything or anyone? very much
five : what makes you laugh no matter what ? Most things
six : have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past 24 hours ? HAHAHA i wish!
seven : who was the last person you talked to ? umm ryley?
eight : what do you dislike at the moment ? Sarcasim (IT PISSES ME OFF)
nine : name one person on your top friends who is the most like you? BRAE-O BITCHES!!!

HARDER .
one : do you get butterflies around the guy you like? Im startign to think this quiz is for girls...but change that word "guy" to "girl" then YES CONSTIANLY
two : do you think it is bad to have sex at your age ? I think its when ever u think ur ready
three : will you get married ? I already am (sara)
four : will you be doing drugs in the near future ? I don't need drugs to be dope:p
five : do you lie about your age ? no...

VERY PERSONAL .
one : if you were to have sex right now would you use condom ? Well yes!
two : are you happy with yourself ? When i'm talking to sara or taylor then YES!
three : would you change yourself for the person you love ? It depends what it is, but i whould most liekly say no,
four : what do you tell yourself when times get hard? AHH THIS NOT VERY METAL!!!

SECRETS .
one : when did you last cry ? umm last week ITS BECASUE I COULDENT SEE SARA!!
two : do you believe in religion ? ME AND JEBUS ARE HOMIES!
three: when was the last time you fell asleep with a guy ? THIS QUIZ IS FOR GIRLS I KNEW IT! but it was probbly never same with girl IM TO HIDEIOUS!!!!
four : what is currently on your mind ? Metal and sara WHY DO U CARE?!?!
five : did you ever wish a close friend to death ? umm no thats mean! i think i don't really understand the question
six : has a girl ever seriously punched you more than once ? not seriously...

SHOCKING .
one : have you ever dated your friend’s ex ? I never dated anyone B4!
two : have you done bad things with your parents near by ? does mastubatign count?
three : have you started a horrible rumor about somebody ? NEVER!!!
four : did you ever fail the school year ? i'm failign right now
five : have you ever done hallucinogenic drugs ? umm no
six : have you ever been too drunk to remember a certin night ? yep
seven : do you think your future will be a good one ? DUH SARA IS MINE ITS GONA BE FUCKIGN AMAZING!!!